So escapists... what's your porn name?

[hazabaza1]

Go on, share with us!
Now this isn't some kind of "pick your own name" kinda thing. No no no, there is a formula. To discover your true porn name, there is a very simple procedure.
Take your first pet's name as your first name, and your mother's maiden name as surname.
Doing so creates your porn name! Give it a shot!

Myself, if I take first 'proper' pet, aside from fish and the such, is Skank Pottle.
If we do take fish/small pets into account it would be Sharky Pottle.

Go wild escapists, and have fun!

 

[Mithcha]

Benny Turner.

 

[Andy Shandy]

Sparky Anderson, could work in a porn scenario when they call in the electrician I suppose.

 

[MammothBlade]

Peachy Smith.

What.

 

[bobmus]

Golden Bodie

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Nope. Not good.

 

[Lord Kloo]

Brundle Batkin....

:/

I'm sorry this thread just wasn't going to work for English people

I'll find my own way out

 

[rob_simple]

Garfield Black. Sounds more like I should have a bit part in Dolemite.

 

[PsychedelicDiamond]

Brandy Meier.

A bit generic, if you ask me.

 

[BadPublicity]

Sooty Lambert..?

That's an... interesting one. Sounds like a chimney cleaner or something...

 

[EeveeElectro]

Ziggy Stardust Hartley. For my first own pet, as in one I had to look after myself.

That's no fun! My last name now is Hartley so when my cat is being bad I call him by his full name, my last name included.

First family pet... Cindy Hartley. Hmm. Maybe it should be Hartless...

 

[Death Carr]

Byron Broome.
I have no idea what scenario that could possibly be used in.
But it's awesome.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Dash Murtagh. Eh the Dash part is good but the surname isn't very sexy sounding. Still it is better than my brother's porn name, his first pet was a rabbit called Floppy XD

 

[Broady Brio]

____ Moi.

I've never had a pet in my life. WELL THIS SUCKS.

 

[Sassafrass]

Megan Francis.

Spoiler: I do believe this is an appropriate reaction.

That's...no. Just...no.

 

[Padwolf]

Rosie Smith. Hmm it sounds just like a normal name. I could go for a few others though. Smudge Smith, Tribble Smith, Stretchy Smith, Regan Smith. None of them sound like porn names! Well, Stretchy Smith might be.

 

[kurupt87]

Tails Moule.

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Tail Mole, as in dig into ass?

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No? Didn't think so.

 

[BlackStar42]

Merlin Porter. I AM A SEX WIZARD.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

Er... Whiskers Handford?

Not a very good name I prefer the take your middle name and your street name. Then its

John Crestwood... which just screams porn name.