so here is my conspiracy theory.... Ubisoft is run by blood mages!

[Mavinchious Maximus]

I have been meditating on this question for a while now (why does Ubisoft hate Templars?), and the most reasonable answer is blood mages. It would make sense for the mages to hide their identity and live in France after the Spanish inquisition. Unfortunately during world war 2 the Nazis probably could see past their hidden identities so to remain safe from being taken they were forced to consort with demons. The remaining mages that survived were subdued by the demons and decided to make a propaganda video game company called Ubisoft. And ever since then they have been trying to trick the masses into believing Templars are bad to weaken the Templars power! So the blood mages can take power in the world and enslave us all!

So Escapist what do you think of my little brainstorming their?

 

[Mattismen]

Only question I have is: Why did I not think of this before!?
It all makes sense now... Blood mages!

Thank you for showing me the light.

 

[Mavinchious Maximus]

Only question I have is: Why did I not think of this before!?
It all makes sense now... Blood mages!

Thank you for showing me the light.

your welcome young one we must stay clear of those who would cast a spell to shoot you with lightning without a second thought.

PRAISE THE MAKER!!!!

 

[Canadish]

Woah
Mind.
Blown.

 

[Mavinchious Maximus]

Woah
Mind.
Blown.

Sometimes the truth is hard to understand at first, but the maker will show you the truth in the right time.

 

[darth.pixie]

It...makes so much sense now.

Well shucks, I can't hate them anymore. Where can I join?

 

[bart56912]

2 questions what have you bin smoking and can i have some

 

[Mavinchious Maximus]

2 questions what have you bin smoking and can i have some

It is lyrium and must must join the order to get some

 

[Mavinchious Maximus]

It...makes so much sense now.

Well shucks, I can't hate them anymore. Where can I join?

Go to your nearest chapter of andraste and say you want to serve the maker.

 

[cobrakarate007]

Maker's Breath!
Everyone get your armor out from under your pillow and let's head off to rid the world of these abominations.

 

[Mavinchious Maximus]

Now I have a question. Do you mean the Blood Mages from White Wolves Vampire? Or do you mean the ones from Dragon Age? Because the ones from Vampire are much cooler.

the ones from dragon age are the ones i be warning ye about.

 

[Mr. Mortiss]

Wait a tick... that is the most brilliant thing I have ever read.

 

[Mavinchious Maximus]

Maker's Breath!
Everyone get your armor out from under your pillow and let's head off to rid the world of these abominations.

PRAISE THE MAKER!

 

[darth.pixie]

It...makes so much sense now.

Well shucks, I can't hate them anymore. Where can I join?

Go to your nearest chapter of andraste and say you want to serve the maker.

I want to join them. Demons have so much better marketing skills. And I need a couple more slaves. My house is a mess.

 

[Mavinchious Maximus]

It...makes so much sense now.

Well shucks, I can't hate them anymore. Where can I join?

Go to your nearest chapter of andraste and say you want to serve the maker.

I want to join them. Demons have so much better marketing skills. And I need a couple more slaves. My house is a mess.

Oh, then you have to ask the CEO of Ubisoft if you could serve him by getting a job their...

 

[Sehnsucht Engel]

Oh my god! That was just what I was thinking -.-

 

[Broderick]

If ubisoft is operated by blood mages, I wonder how rayman fits into all of this =0