So How Do -You- Greet A New Escapist?

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Yureina

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May 6, 2010
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MercurySteam said:
I tend to use one of the two greetings I have formed over time:

Welcome! Welcome to Escapistmagazine.com! You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining Internet Utopias. I thought so much of Escapistmagazine.com, that I elected to establish my administration, here, in the Forums, so thoughtfully provided by our Moderators. I am proud to call Escapistmagazine.com my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through to parts unknown, welcome, to Escapistmagazine.com. It's safer here.

I am MercurySteam, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? "No" Says the man at Ebay, "it belongs to the poor". "No" says the Man at religioustolerance.org, "it belongs to God". "No" says the man at Facebook, "it belongs to everyone". I rejected those answers. Instead; I chose something different. I chose the Impossible. I chose. The Escapist. With a forum where the opinionated would not fear the censor (within reason), where the Moderators would not be bound by petty morality, where the Gone Gonzo would not be constrained by the troll. And with the ache of your fingers (and perhaps a new keyboard), The Escapist can be yours as well...

Wuggy said:
I personally just treat them as I would any other Escapist. No one said "hi" to me. :(
Read one of my greetings and feel welcome!
*claps* Very nice! :D

As for me... I simply wave and say hello.

*waves*
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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I simply say hello after saying my piece on the topic, and occasionally I'll point them to the games section.
Though it's been quite a while since I last greeted anyone on here.
 

Radoh

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Jun 10, 2010
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Oh pretty standard.
Hey welcome to the Escapist, beware the mods, stay out of the basement and who's your favorite pony?
 

Biodeamon

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Apr 11, 2011
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Welcome to the escapist newbie have fun climbing to the top of the ladder, oh and don't cross me or i will cut you"
I prefer a nice warm greeting to new guys/gals.

I've only been on the escapist for a couple of days and it starting to get to my head