So I got a mysterious package in the mail....

[Singularly Datarific]

Damn, that sounds expensive.
DONATE IT TO MY SCIENCE CLASS!

 

[SimuLord]

Has it threatened to stab you

Comedy Police: Now now, we'll have none of that here.

 

[Julianking93]

Send it to me.

 

[Evilsanta]

Plug it into your car, speed up to 60 and see what happens?

Other then that you could try and use it like a sex toy, though thats my suggestion for everything.

Yes do this you must it in your car and see what happens! But to be sure get a Delorean first that might increase your chances in making it work.

 

[Death God]

Maybe I'm the only here who is slow. An electromagnetic transducer? I thought that was what made people teleport on Star Trek.

 

[Wintermoot]

sell it or figure out how to turn it into a death ray besides that ITS FREE STUFF!

 

[knight steel]

I got back from the store the other day and found a package from UPS at my door. I took it inside and though I didn't order anything or recognize the sender, I opened it. Turns out it was an electromagnetic transducer. I tried calling the phone number on the return address, but it says that the number is no longer in service. I don't want this thing and I don't know what to do with the damn thing. Advice?

Fill up a bath tub get a cat throw the cat in the water then throw the electromagnetic transducer in and see what happens.

 

[Kris015]

You could make a weapon?

 

[HK_01]

I don't get it. If you're asking if you could make it into a weapon you'd have to tell us what's inside.

 

[Jfswift]

Electromagnetic Transender?

Whaa?
I don't know. Sell it on Ebay.

What he said, ebay it - best idea i've seen on this page

 

[Flamezdudes]

Oh damn. Oh... sorry about that, it was... uh suppose to be sent to me for me ugh... end of the world machine?

Just send to me, m..k?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I recommend inventing the Time Travel.

 

[ProtoChimp]

Bring in Christopher Lloyd he'll know what to do.

 

[robotam]

The replies on this thread have been awesome. Just because of how F-ed up most of us are. How big is this thing? 'cause if it's quite big you could always throw it off somewhere high and watch the carnage.
If it's tiny you could microwave it.
other ideas
Try and connect it to a gerbil
see if it can hook up to your PC or console
eat it.
Give it to your future self who will arive at your house tommorow at 4pm, wearing a Hot Dog costume and being chased by robot ninja pirates.
Attach it to a lightning rod
Put it away somewhere while you try to figure out who it was actually ment for.
PLUG IT IN
Bring it to the beach and throw it in the water.
Take it to a bank and tell people it's a bomb and that they have to give yo all their money.
eBay.
Bonfire.

 

[C95J]

sounds like the beginnings of a plan for world domination!

mwahahaha