My stomach got rotated by 90 degrees. Beat that.
The cause. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diaphragmatic_hernia]
The cause. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diaphragmatic_hernia]
So I got cut open.
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Well, I have 5 surgeries that were performed on my rigth hand to basically rebuilt it since I broke it far beyond repair. One one of those surgeries they actually removed a bone and replaced it with the bone of a dead guy (horror movie plot coming), I have also had several cuts, deep and that required some sort of treatment and an appendix surgery, which was pretty invasive.
I had my ballsack cut open. I cant remeber what for, it was ages ago when I was 8. (yes I still have both, they where not removed)
I also had my head cut open. It was to remove a hideous growth on my scalp.
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Whoa some dude got his balls (or ball) removed. Its scary shit knowing some ones cutting open your man bag, but to have a love nugget taken fromn you. I cant imagen.
I also had my head cut open. It was to remove a hideous growth on my scalp.
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Whoa some dude got his balls (or ball) removed. Its scary shit knowing some ones cutting open your man bag, but to have a love nugget taken fromn you. I cant imagen.
i can top all of your shit ready? go! OK almost lost my thumb in a strawberry preserving accident 56 stitches and two seeds still in my thumb. Ive had my skull reconstructed twice due to idiots with fireworks and now can take a 9mm round to the head and be mostly OK(haven't put it to the test though). Ive had a #2 pencil jammed in my sternum and had to have re-constructive surgery on my chest to i could breath and had my right lung re-sealed i have had my entire right knee joint replaced due to a car accident and lost my left testicle to a wayward model rocket.
Ouch. At the same time? The only surgery I've ever had was to remove 6 permanent teeth at once.Corum1134 said:
broke my spine when i was drunk in march this year 
didnt rip any nerves over, luckily i had 1mm to go but got my back operated recently because of a shitload of pain D:
didnt rip any nerves over, luckily i had 1mm to go but got my back operated recently because of a shitload of pain D:
I'm one of the few lucky people in the world who have never had any injury more serious than a flesh wound. I've never broken a bone, and I've never been treated for any injury, or sickness in a hospital. Might also be due to the fact that I'm a rather large individual, and I don't take too many risks (I've been known to do dangerous things, it's just I'm always really careful whenever I perform said dangerous acts). I guess some people are more prone to accidents, and injury than others, but hey, I'm not complaining.
There was some kind of surgery to make my legs even. One was longer than the other when I was little. All I remember of it is sitting in a hospital bed with one leg stuck up in the air thanks to a little cradle thingy for it, and watching Mr. Men.
It was the best day ever.
It was the best day ever.
Tower defence is actually a pretty damn good idea! I'll have to see if I can find some good flash onesThe Disk Thrower said:WankSneakyBugger said:, since i only can use one hand right now. There's not a whole lot of stuff i can do
No really though
Play a tower defense game or something
also..just had teeth removed nothing serious
OUCH!SneakyBugger said:
I've had surgery twice, once to remove my Adenoids (they're little things behind the tonsils) I had to be knocked out for that, and it went perfectly, the moment I woke up in the hospital bed, I felt like I took a nice nap, honestly, it was like they knocked me out, let me sleep for a bit, and woke me up, I felt fine.
The second one was kind of a disaster. You see, I had this weird bump on my arm (if you press your left fist to the bottom of your chin like "the thinker" and look down your left arm, it was about 2 inches up from the elbow) It was about 1.5cm high and 4cm diameter, it was kind of squishy, and I could move it around under my skin to a degree, yeah, it was fucked up, and awesome.
One day I took a bad fall and SHATTERED it, it was bad. The doctor wanted it removed, so they put me under and cut about a two inch vertical slice. Here is where it went bad. To collect all the pieces they spent hours in my arm with a vacuum like thing, apparently I threw up WHILE UNCONSCIOUS so they had to shove a tube down my throat, which as you can imagine, having a tube forcibly shoved down your throat urgently to vacuum up acidic vomit doesn't leave your throat feeling to good when you wake up. On top of that, I had a pretty bad reaction to the anesthetic this time (which is weird, since it was the same stuff as my Adenoid surgery). The result was that for about a week, I felt devoid of emotion, my head felt all weird, and I felt like I had strep throat, in addition to the huge gash in my arm.
That one was pretty bad.
Although not surgery per say, I had a root canal that went horribly wrong and took over 4 hours, to make a long story short, the tooth broke into pieces, and he literally had to dug into my gums with that hook-like pointy device, and pry them out from UNDERNEATH.
Easy Street said:
Your friend is probably my idol now . Just thinking about the pain got me.... I would just bought some Ak47 and start a killing spree if the doctors left me to wait 5 hours.
As for me , I did broke every bone in my body in a motorcycle accident I had 1 year ago . No surgery was required , I just couldn't move for like 2 months.
you can thank me later [http://armorgames.com/category/strategy]SneakyBugger said:Tower defence is actually a pretty damn good idea! I'll have to see if I can find some good flash onesThe Disk Thrower said:WankSneakyBugger said:, since i only can use one hand right now. There's not a whole lot of stuff i can do
No really though
Play a tower defense game or something
also..just had teeth removed nothing serious