"Excuse me sir, we recently had a complaint about a man in the neighbourhood, exposing himself in public whilst singing...have you seen anyone like that?"dudehead said:Alright, I was really high one night and decided it would be a fantastic idea to walk through the neighborhood in my underwear playing Front Bottoms' songs on guitar.
So I'm walking, and I see a car- unmistakably a police SUV- coming at me and start panicking about what to do. I don't miss a note, by the way. Anyway, I came up with the plan of singing and playing louder and with more emotion so that if he heard he would not doubt that I was doing exactly what I looked like I was doing, and not that maybe me playing guitar in my underwear was to cover something else up (I was really high)
So my heart's pounding but he just drives by and I sigh with relief and then SQUUEAAK he slams on the brakes and puts it in reverse and pulls up next to me and rolls down his window. I can't tell if my balls retracted into my body because of the cold or because of fright.
Me: "Hello"
Him: "We've heard there's kids havin a party makin' trouble in the neighborhood. You seen any?"
Me: "Nope"
Him: "Alright then."
And he drove away.
I wouldn't trust Sean Bean either but only because you turn your back to him and turn around again and bam he's dead like always and now you got murder charges pending.Pinkamena said:Obviously the actor who play Ned Stark rob houses on his free time.R.Nevermore said:I walk to work every day starting at 5am, when it's still dark. I get this crap all the time. They always say those exact words 'there's been allot of breakins in the area and I match the description of the suspect'. I'm pretty destinct... Big beard and long hair... Look like Ned Stark... I should stop breaking into houses.
Living in Maryland, I would have prank calls to my house. We called the police and gave them a list through caller ID and the cop basically pulled the "boys will be boys" card. We eventually had to switch numbers.BlackFlyme said:I guess some context is needed. Just yesterday I was walking home from college, as usual, when a cop car pulled up and said he wanted to talk to me. Apparently there had been several break-ins in my neighborhood[footnote]no-one on my street (that I've talked to) knew this, and I've yet to see anything in the news.[/footnote] and that I matched the description of the suspect. (black and white coat, carrying a suitcase)[footnote]Though a lot of people carry suitcases in college/uni, regular backpacks just can't hold all those books. Hell, I've seen people steal shopping carts just to haul their stuff.[/footnote]
I was asked if I knew anything about the break-ins, where I went to college, for my I.D., all the usual stuff, and he had run my name through the police database[footnote]Nothing came up, by the way.[/footnote]. He then pulled out his radio and asked if any other officers in the area could come over as he did not actually know what the suspect had looked like. A few minutes later, two cops pull up, and one of them got out, looked at me, and said "that's not him, he looks older"[footnote]I still don't know if he meant I looked older than the suspect or if the suspect looked older than me.[/footnote].
They then they asked to check my bag. Just my books, my lunch, and a test that read 57% on it. One of them made fun of me for it, while another said that at least I had passed. Still, at least it was over.
I just felt like sharing this and was wondering if anyone else on here has a similar story.
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White Lightning said:Me and my friend both own Umbrellas that look like swords (The Umbrella handle is a Sword hilt and it comes with a covering so unless you know what it is it's very convincing) and one day he was going to work and a bunch of Cops pulled up beside him (He was walking on the sidewalk so they kinda cut him off) and tried to arrest him. Luckily he showed them it was an Umbrella so they let him go, apparently someone called the police on him. It was pretty funny.
They can do it if you let them. If this person told the cop to piss off they would have had nothing to go on. Basically what the cop was doing at this moment after finding out the student wasn't matching the description of this burglar, was trying to find evidence that this guy was doing something else illegal so this whole confrontation wasn't a waste. For example, this guy more than likely was hoping to catch this college student carrying drugs of some sort so that he could say he "did his job" today.Kekkonen1 said:Can they do that where you live? In Sweden they aren't allowed to search your bag just like that. I would have been upset at having my bag checked even after another cop has confirmed that I am not the suspect.
Captcha: all dancing - yeah that would probably have been better
This^TaboriHK said:I was once hanging out in a car with three of my friends, one of whom is a girl. We were talking about all sorts of things as friends do and it was late. All of the sudden, there are cops literally surrounding the car. There were definitely three and I think a couple more out of sight. They had "get ready to smash everyone in the car" energy. I guess they thought that we kidnapped my female friend and were up to nefarious things. I should point out that I live in a small town where the police want something to happen. Once they realized they were at DEFCON 5 for no reason, they relaxed and asked us a bunch of questions to justify their presence and then told us to go home (we were all adults at the time so they couldn't actually enforce that.)
My point is, when cops are wrong, even when they are nice cops, they can't stop being "the authority." Meaning, they do some extraneous things to justify their presence so that they don't have to go, "whoops, we look like idiots" and because they're cops, they can never willfully cede or diminish the power of being the authority figure even when they are wrong.
It never bothers me so much because I understand it, but that's the frame of time in which people who are more irritated by police can easily do or say something that turns that last five minute formality into a knee in the neck. Obviously not being there, I can't say whether they were taunting you for the 57, but I think it's far more likely they're trying to defuse the tension of questioning a person who is obviously not a threat. It's good that you just saw it through and I wouldn't think twice about it.
I would feel fine letting cops back on the streets if they changed their way of operating. They way they work now is to grab every "suspicious" person they see and try and pin the crime on him. You can even see it in cop shows where they will have one guy in the interrogation room and they'll yell at him, "We know you're guilty just admit it!". Then, when the evidence exonerates him, they bring the next guy in and shout "We know you're guilty, just admit it!". Repeat until you can make a conviction stick. Their M.O. for catching criminals is to go fishing.Dijkstra said:So you think if someone steals something and gets away for long enough then they should get off completely free? Otherwise you need someone to apprehend a suspect. Unless you want, I dunno, some kind of vigilante mob to spring up and hunt suspects down.cthulhuspawn82 said:Police should only be able to stop people who are committing a crime. "Looking guilty" isn't grounds for harassment. The problem is that even though they have no right to stop you and search you, they will forcibly do so anyway and nobody will do anything about it. I personalty want cops off the streets. I have a phone; if I need them I will call them.
And he didn't say 'looking guilty', he looked like a suspect. They were trying to find a person. And he wasn't harassed.
You want cops off the streets? Great, then it'll be no problem if people break into your home while you're g one or when you're robbed and don't have your phone on you. And screw the homeless who don't have cell phones.