So I need to get a Cane

[Shambl3s]

If you can find a decent craftsman, he can mount any top on any stick you can find. As a suggestion, how about something romantic for your wife? Chicks love the idea of "you wanting to have her with you all the time", and getting laid < having your favorite video char on your stick I think.

And Rams really are demonic

 

[DemonicVixen]

aww welcome back... Glad to hear your on the mend. For me i would go for anything comfortable on the arms and hands. Some canes can get really awkward and painful.

 

[Jammerz]

Dude you'll be the House of Law enforcement!!!!! You have to get houses cane and where his type of suit XD

 

[Icecoldcynic]

Get one with flames on it so that you appear to go faster.

 

[ace_of_something]

Get one with flames on it so that you appear to go faster.

Hmmm. I always thought 'red wunz go fasta'?

Start dressing like Dr.House !!!!!

Start? We're already required to wear suits when you're a detective. I usually stick with a black suit or a very dark blue (Brings out my dreamy eyes)

 

[Icecoldcynic]

Hmmm. I always thought 'red wunz go fasta'?

Haha my post was actually a House quote itself.

 

[Trivun]

Nice to see you're doing better, hope you continue to get well quickly

And as for the cane, there's only one cane that can truly express how awesome you are...

Spoiler: The Cane to end all canes...

Heh, nah, to be serious:

Spoiler: Awesomeness in cane form...

Now you can be just like Lord Vetinari with a sword stick!

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Your name is Thor, your a detective...and you need a cane. To me that just sounds awesome. The goat's head thing sounds like a good idea, and getting one with a sword in it might be a good idea too.

 

[Dark Knifer]

Get one like this.

Simple design, but looks badass.

 

[Souplex]

Get a Da Vinci cane. They are incredibly cool looking and the handle looks comfy.

You could also get a Dr. House cane. http://www.fashionablecanes.com/Dr-Gregory-House-Walking-Canes.html

 

[Hctib]

I'd have to say the goat cane, who cares if its demonic? Its related to norse myths, and goat cane sounds awesome.

That, or spring for the Da Vinci one the fellow escapist over me posted.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

May I suggest anything from here.

For example:

It's a 36 inch sword stick ​

Also:

I know telescope canes have been suggest, but they're worth re-suggesting.​

 

[Smagmuck_]

El Snip.

Well, at least you have something to beat crooks with...

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

I suggest something made of bamboo.

I also suggest that you don't use the word "cane" in a google image search(with safesearch disabled) if you don't want to see lots of penises.

Nice to hear that you are doing better too!

 

[Amethyst Wind]

I say this one:

 

[SimuLord]

No mention of Sheogorath and his spiffy cane topped with an eyeball? I was expecting the ninja.

 

[dont_blink]

GET ONE WITH FLAMES ON IT LIKE HOUSE'S

http://www.fashionablecanes.com/3451.html

 

[teisjm]

Definitely a sword cane. If you need a cane, it might has well be an awesome one.

Spoiler: Dragon Sword Cane.

This, specifically. Thouggh you get extra cool points, if you get one where there's a small storm lighter in the dragons mouth.

Isn't there a TV show or something where peopel who needs stuff due to injuries gets aawesome stuff made, like they'll make a bitchin cane for ya? like "pimp My Cane" (i know, it sounds liek a gigolo boot camp) or something, hosted by Snoop Dogg.