So I ruined someone's life.

[Chesterfield Snapdragon McFisticuffs]

Let me start by saying I'm a typical 17 year old boy. I go to school, I play video games, I go out and muck around with my mates in the weekends, and I make constant sex jokes to the opposite sex.
I was friends with a girl last year who was never very bright, and everyone knew was a bit of a slut (we're talking >100 guys and shes only just 18), but she was nice, and since I hadn't chatted to her in a while, when I saw her on facebook chat I decided to strike up a conversation. Turns out she's in Melbourne, Australia (I live in New Zealand). Now, I'm planning on going to Melbourne next year for university and so I jokingly said "maybe I can stay with you and hit you up for some excellent sex" thinking that I was nothing if not absurdly witty.
Anyways, fast forward a couple of days and I'm on steam chat with a mate. Guess what, this girl is back in Auckland and she wants to meet up with you, what's your address? Naturally since we were friends I give my mate my address and we joke about whether she is actually going to hit me up for free sex.
In actual fact, her boyfriend that shes been living with for SEVEN months read the comment, and as a natural psychopath couldn't understand that it was a joke, they broke up, she moved back to nz and is now living at home $3000 in debt, and she's coming for me.
TLR I inadvertently broke up an acquaintance and her psychotic boyfriend, semi-ruined her life and now I'm really at a loss of what to do.
Also, does this mean I'm no longer getting any excellent sex?

EDIT: I should probably make this clear, I don't actually want to sleep with her. Obviously I'm doing very poorly with people taking my words seriously tonight.

 

[Yassen]

That is pretty bad but listen mate, if it wasn't you it would have been something else. People like that psychotic boyfriend of hers would have reacted to some stimulas to that degree whether it was you, me or anyone else because he's unstable.

It's not your fault he's a psycho. If it wasn't you it would have been someone else.

 

[JWRosser]

Yeah I'd just let everyone know it was a silly mistake...

Also...sex with over 100 guys? I'd rate that as more than "a bit of a slut"...also I think if I had sex with her I'd feel inferior. Like the girl who lives opposite me; she's a very good friend...but I don't think I could ever have anything more with her as she's slept with 16 guys at the age of 17 and I don't know...kind of puts me off?

 

[maddawg IAJI]

While it isn't totally your fault, (No one could have predicted that he was standing near by and reading the comment) it doesn't help that your immaturity got you into this mess. I mean really dude, show some respect for people and hold off on the jokes.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Well at least she's coming for you, not her psychopathic ex. Count your blessings. Also:

Excellent sex looks doubtful.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

...Well, I, uh...

[sub][sub]damn...[/sub][/sub]

I would say to try and explain to the boyfriend, but honestly if he flipped out like that he's probably not the most controlled guy. So I guess just...apologize? I don't know, man, this is pretty 'effed up. Sorry.

Also, unless she's the Love/Hate type, sex looks doubtful.

 

[Vampire cat]

Well, to be honest and blunt here, I don't see how the guy and girl could break up over something like that, and the fact that they did tells me they wer'nt very serious. And if he IS a psycotic person I'm guessing she's better off without him anyway.

Say your sorry anyway, tends to help a bit and hey, maybe you'll get some of that "free sex".

 

[nunqual]

Let me start by saying I'm a typical 17 year old boy. I go to school, I play video games, I go out and muck around with my mates in the weekends, and I make constant sex jokes to the opposite sex.
I was friends with a girl last year who was never very bright, and everyone knew was a bit of a slut (we're talking >100 guys and shes only just 18), but she was nice, and since I hadn't chatted to her in a while, when I saw her on facebook chat I decided to strike up a conversation. Turns out she's in Melbourne, Australia (I live in New Zealand). Now, I'm planning on going to Melbourne next year for university and so I jokingly said "maybe I can stay with you and hit you up for some excellent sex" thinking that I was nothing if not absurdly witty.
Anyways, fast forward a couple of days and I'm on steam chat with a mate. Guess what, this girl is back in Auckland and she wants to meet up with you, what's your address? Naturally since we were friends I give my mate my address and we joke about whether she is actually going to hit me up for free sex.
In actual fact, her boyfriend that shes been living with for SEVEN months read the comment, and as a natural psychopath couldn't understand that it was a joke, they broke up, she moved back to nz and is now living at home $3000 in debt, and she's coming for me.
TLR I inadvertently broke up an acquaintance and her psychotic boyfriend, semi-ruined her life and now I'm really at a loss of what to do.
Also, does this mean I'm no longer getting any excellent sex?

First of all, that wasn't a very good joke, even if she got it. Get some new material man. And second, if her boyfriend was a psychopath, then you did her a favor by breaking them up.

 

[Queen Michael]

Well, to put it in Marvel Comics terms: "It's not Spider-man's[footnote]that is to say, your[/footnote] fault that the Green Goblin[footnote]that is to say, her boyfriend[/footnote] is nuts."

 

[Funkysandwich]

Eh. I've ruined my own life about 5 times in the past 4 years, so it's getting old now. The first time is kinda bad, but you get used to it.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

I'm afraid the excellent sex seems unlikely. Console yourself with the fact that it might just have been regular sex, without the excellence.

Oh, you meant I should comment about the ruining someone else's life part? Meh, can't help you there. Doesn't seem like it's entirely your fault though.

 

[Summerstorm]

Hm... i don't really see any fault on his part. He assumed something, wrote something. Her fault ih her boyfriends can read her private mail but canno't be reasoned with when he reads something out of context (or just from somebody as yourself , who don't really know what is going on).

It is like: You are in a bar and talk up some woman and suddenly someone jumps in your back and yells: "BUT SHE IS MINEEEEE". Did she have a sign around her neck? No? THEN SHUT UP!

Just kill the man if he tries annything... umm, wait.. i mean: Tell him how it is (she already did so, no doubt - or SHE WANTS him to go after you). And then ... never be alone *g*

 

[Elemorea]

wait over 100 guys. Fuck I think excellent sex looks rather likely.

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

Smooth, Casanova. Surely there was something in the back of your head that was telling you that no, that wasn't "absurdly witty"?...

You didn't ruin her life, though. As others have already said, yea, that boyfriend of hers doesn't sound completely stable. Basically, like @Yassen said, if it wasn't you, it would have been someone or something else. Don't beat yourself up too much about this.

 

[Hwoof]

Well i would say if they can't take a joke... damn son. Oh well, some people are idiots. What? I happen to very understanding thankyou.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Ruined? You got her away from her psychotic boyfriend (if what you are saying is true). That's not ruining, that's improving someone's life.

Now she's all yours champ, go for it. You'll only know for sure if the sex is excellent if you try eh?