So I was about to lose my virgin.......
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Oh, come on. I expected a cult story 
Or an "oh, no, my daughter was going to sell herself for an x-box!"
I'm sorely disappointed.
As for the most precious thing I've ever lost, I'm going to have to say my hopes and dreams for what this thread might have become. And NO, I didn't!
Or an "oh, no, my daughter was going to sell herself for an x-box!"I'm sorely disappointed.
As for the most precious thing I've ever lost, I'm going to have to say my hopes and dreams for what this thread might have become. And NO, I didn't!
I lost my face once...twice...several times. After awhile I learned not to give it much value, since it kept getting lost all the time. Incidentally, if you happen to find my sense of shame, you can keep it.
Once lost, nothing of real value is ever seen again. So sayth the law of Murphy. I keep finding socks and miscellaneous trinkets all over the place, but things like hopes, sense, wit still elude me.
Well, at least my feet are warm.
Once lost, nothing of real value is ever seen again. So sayth the law of Murphy. I keep finding socks and miscellaneous trinkets all over the place, but things like hopes, sense, wit still elude me.
Well, at least my feet are warm.
The most precious....
Hmmm.
I dunno. I've lost things that I considered precious at the time but later on they weren't so precious.
Hmmm.
I dunno. I've lost things that I considered precious at the time but later on they weren't so precious.
I lost one of my Power Rangers toys behind the couch when I was like 4, and I never found it again, even after moving the couch and everything. Creepiest disappearance EVER.
how did it get there? leane just said some one had taken it and i found out like the other day that it was twin. fat fucker. we were there until we figured out we weren't going to get kicked out... by that time it was like 4 in the morning and everyone was bored of arse music. Turns out the DJ is actually a prick though.Wadders said:Woop! I may need to borrow it at some point for a 1930's Gangster themed flat party over at our block (A is for awesome)...lolmynamewastaken said:
ahh fair enough. It wasnt a great club to be fair, I'm surprised you stayed that long haha. And I have no idea how it got to our flat, as you said, twin was probably trying to get some and thought he'd look less daft wearing your hat. Cant really remember much of that night...lolmynamewastaken said:how did it get there? leane just said some one had taken it and i found out like the other day that it was twin. fat fucker. we were there until we figured out we weren't going to get kicked out... by that time it was like 4 in the morning and everyone was bored of arse music. Turns out the DJ is actually a prick though.Wadders said:Woop! I may need to borrow it at some point for a 1930's Gangster themed flat party over at our block (A is for awesome)...lolmynamewastaken said:
As an anti-materalistic person I can't think of anything i have lost that I've cared about.... but.
One story I heard was a guy who had a whole tank division surrender to him. The General in charge gave over his Luger, in the time honored tradition of surrendering your weapon to indicate... well surrender. His son lost it! I don't know why he still has a son... I know if my son lost something as historically important at that he would quickly find himself 'lost' as well. But still.... imagine losing something that unique.
Puts all the things we have lost here, well most of them, to shame.
Now, it does seem I have lost an 'inhibition unit' so I better start looking for the damn thing.
One story I heard was a guy who had a whole tank division surrender to him. The General in charge gave over his Luger, in the time honored tradition of surrendering your weapon to indicate... well surrender. His son lost it! I don't know why he still has a son... I know if my son lost something as historically important at that he would quickly find himself 'lost' as well. But still.... imagine losing something that unique.
Puts all the things we have lost here, well most of them, to shame.
Now, it does seem I have lost an 'inhibition unit' so I better start looking for the damn thing.
that was a dirty- oh screw it my mind is totally in the gutter T.T. OT: I lost an engagement ring i had once from my highschool sweetheart(long story dont ask) and i flipped out only to find it in my bed(slipped off while i slept)
It is why we demand assurances that the virgin will be tied firmly as possible before it is delivered to us. Little known secret but claws are not really good for tying knots. Of course when someone screws up that causes even more work for us... the whole pillaging and razing a city is just such a chore.TheGreatCoolEnergy said:
my Nuz, A little Kitten I found abandoned behind the stunt equitment at work. I found his mom shot with a BB gun a little further away.I searched for the rest of the litter but couldn't find them. I called him Nuz because he was so tiny he could sleep nuzzled in the area connecting your neck to your shoulder. He was very young and haden't even opened his eyes yet. I had him for two weeks and slept with my hand in a box so he could curl into it to keep warm. He was the very definition of the word precious and he died two weeks after I found him. The vet said he didn't no what it could have been. Somtimes I think he just missed his Mom.BaldursBananaSoap said: