So, I work with an ex-porn actress...

[tzimize]

You mean you actually met someone you saw naked on the internet?

What are the odds of that happening?

Probably likely nowadays with selfies and such. Its the getting paid for it and being invited to the AVNs part that makes it more unique.

Funny thing though, even though she was in porn, I have never actually whacked it to her and probably never will now. I only found out about her porn persona recently.

Why not? Whacking it to someone you actually know must be a lot more interesting than a random internet chick. You've never fantasized about a female (or whatever your preference) friend? How is this different?

 

[Dogstile]

Nope. As a remote support tech I dial into peoples PC's all the time, the shit you see on occasion is hilarious. Also horrifying, but that's not something i'm allowed to discuss.

I assume you are if they are planning murder?

Well, I couldn't publicly say anything, but the police would get a call, yes.

Huh ho, looks like the NSA's got some competition there

The scary part is I actually need to request permission before I dial in and see what's on screen. They just leave it up, completely oblivious that I can see what they're looking at, despite that being exactly what I asked to do.

 

[GamerAddict7796]

One of my coworkers attended one of hitler's rallies before fleeing germany. Which is depressing, because she's still working..

How old was she? She's surely meant to have retired.

OT: This has yet to happen to me but one of the teachers at my college fought in the Falklands.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

Moral of the story is never take nude pictures of yourself ladies

No, the moral of the story is "don't be a douche, hack someone's computer and post their private files online."

NB: the criticism isn't directed at you, but at the person who stole and posted her pictures. That guy's a dick.

splitting hairs.

Fact is the best way to make 100% sure your naked pics aren't going to end up online is to not having any nudie pics.

 

[Noetherian]

splitting hairs.

Fact is the best way to make 100% sure your naked pics aren't going to end up online is to not having any nudie pics.

Not even a little bit. The crime is stealing the photos and distributing them; what people do in their own homes with their own tech is their business.

Sadly, you're not wrong that that's the only way to be safe, but let's at least put the blame where it belongs and not shame people for wanting to feel sexy in private.

OT: One of the girls in my college dorm was a little older than the rest of us, and it turned out she'd worked as a dominatrix for a few years after high school. She wasn't very outgoing, so I never really got to know her better; alas for my curiosity.

 

[Someone Depressing]

Don't worry. I'm pretty sure one of my coworkers has raped a guy. Workplaces tend to draw people from all walks of life.

Still, what an odd coincidence.

 

[LetalisK]

I would not confront her over it. It can let to a load of pain. Also, is she hot?

Cute. Pretty, even. Not exactly my preference, but I wouldn't snub her type either.

Anyway, if their not the same person it is an incredible coincidence that I'll laugh about how dumb I was. But if it's true....

*They're.


Other than that, no I've never worked with anyone of that ilk. Although I do currently work with a Youtube "star" (he's not really a star, but some of their videos have been shown on TV before, y'know, "top 100 Youtube videos" and the like).

O_O Jesus, how the fuck did I make that mistake? I pride myself on having above average grammar! I blame it on the fact that I was using my shitty little phone to make that post.

Yeah, this looks like it's going to be a hub of well thought arguments instead of a bunch of posts on the merits of porn with a few white knights thrown in for good measure

I seem to be sensing sarcasm, in which case, I'd ask what it's for considering no one is arguing about the merits of porn or white knighting here.

Why not? Whacking it to someone you actually know must be a lot more interesting than a random internet chick. You've never fantasized about a female (or whatever your preference) friend? How is this different?

That's a good question. With the random porn actress, I'll probably never meet her. And with the real life woman, assuming we're not dating, I'll probably never see her naked. Maybe I just get off on the fantasy of it.

 

[Evil Smurf]

One of my friends looks like Sunny Lane, she looks practically the same but is......... more blessed in the way she can't see her own feet. Tafe that year was interesting.