So, I'm turning eighteen tomorrow...

[Godhead]

You're legally able to drink at 18? Lucky.

I'd say find a girl, and get HER drunk. Then make your next move from there, assuming she's okay with it.

EDIT: I don't even remember what my 18th was like.

That's... rape. Drunk people can't consent.

Don't do this, and you'll be okay.

It's not rape if they let you do it.

OT: Ummmmm... get hammered?

 

[DamonHix]

By yourself a nice cigar, and smoke it while you look at the sky, then start to dwell on your life, and then realize how shitty it's getting.

 

[Klarinette]

Poop off a skyscraper.

AAAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my god, I pictured it and everything! It's funny as Hell DO THIS!!!

 

[Miles Tormani]

Why are you so fixated on legality? They're both illegal, but smoking pot is a tad less immoral than raping someone.

Because apparently AccursedTheory has a problem with me making jokes and has to tell me every single reason why my joke is worse than everyone else's. Including people who essentially said "go steal cars and run people over with them."

 

[ENKC]

I played Resident Evil 4 on mine. I'm such a party animal.

 

[DefunctTheory]

You're legally able to drink at 18? Lucky.

I'd say find a girl, and get HER drunk. Then make your next move from there, assuming she's okay with it.

EDIT: I don't even remember what my 18th was like.

That's... rape. Drunk people can't consent.

Don't do this, and you'll be okay.

It's not rape if they let you do it.

OT: Ummmmm... get hammered?

Drunk people can't consent. So if she wakes up the next morning and remembers she has a boyfriend... bam. You're done.

And this is why I made a big deal about it, regardless if it was a joke or not: some people don't know this, and are going to take this seriously (Especially your average 18 year old, no offense OP). Drunk people, by (US) law, cannot give sexual consent, and therefor is rape. I assume that most other countries have similar laws.

 

[Miles Tormani]

Which is funny because I never fucking said rape to begin with. You just interpreted it that way.

I believe someone else would take the "Re-enact GTA in real life" comment seriously as well. Yet you ***** at me for something that I never actually fucking said. Seriously. Fuck off.

 

[atalanta]

Because apparently AccursedTheory has a problem with me making jokes and has to tell me every single reason why my joke is worse than everyone else's. Including people who essentially said "go steal cars and run people over with them."

It's probably just a misunderstanding. I went "eeeeeeeh" at your first comment too, mostly because people actually do that (and lots of people don't think raping a drunk girl is actually rape) and it's hard sometimes to judge whether or not people are really and truly joking, or jokingly serious.

 

[Miles Tormani]

At which point I said it was a joke, but he kept going. So, no.

 

[ezeroast]

kill a hooker and eat cake

 

[Infernai]

Get a bunch of Prostitutes, friends, as many people you know as you can, dress them up and make them re-enact the battle of Thermopylae. Either that or...i dunno, just go out and have fun somewhere (eg. Road trip)

 

[Oinodaemon]

The fuck do you live bro? I cant wait til im 21 so i can go to a bar and kick back a few brewskies...Get a couple friends, buy a fuckin quarter of ganja, and go watch some lame ass movie hella baked outta yo' MIND!!

 

[Oinodaemon]

Get a bunch of Prostitutes, friends, as many people you know as you can, dress them up and make them re-enact the battle of Thermopylae. Either that or...i dunno, just go out and have fun somewhere (eg. Road trip)

Dude, best answer ever...

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

-Think of someone you really hate
-Get together some friends who are willing to do following acts
-Find person you hate's address
-Do a combination of the following:

Egg their house
TP them
Shit on their front lawn
Tie garden hoses in complex knots
Hang dead fish from their porch
Put potatoes in exhaust pipes
Anything else you can think of

-Run away and try to not be caught
-Celebrate the rest of your birthday

Haven't had my sweet eighteen yet. Sad.

[sub]I'm completely joking, remember... Sort of.[/sub]

 

[Bat Vader]

Why are you so fixated on legality? They're both illegal, but smoking pot is a tad less immoral than raping someone.

Because apparently AccursedTheory has a problem with me making jokes and has to tell me every single reason why my joke is worse than everyone else's. Including people who essentially said "go steal cars and run people over with them."

If you don't like what another member is saying than use the ignore function on them.

Arguing can lead to insulting other members and that is what gets people suspended and banned. Better to just ignore them instead of arguing with them.

 

[Miles Tormani]

Yet it's perfectly okay for other people to downplay my comments with wording that implies that I'm an idiot with no sense of morality or understanding of the legal system. Even while every other fucking person in the room is talking about shit that would get you in jail instantly if caught. Sure.

 

[Helios_(DEL)]

...and want to make it memorable.

The way most people seem to do this is to go to a bar and get drunk. OK, fine. The catch? I'm alcohol intolerant.

Meaning, no alcohol. At all.

So, with this grave restriction, what do you people suggest I do to make my eighteenth memorable?

i didnt get drunk i did drink but socally, dude just have your friends around and have fun dont follow peer pressure though

 

[nick_knack]

No booze? Pot. Ecstasy. Heroine. Maybe even some coke. Just don't make a habit of it mmmmkay?