So Mountian Dew just went on sale here in the UK

[ShoopDaToaster]

I tried 'MONTEN DOO' when a few years ago,aand it never appealed to me,what flavor is that stuff supposed to be anyways?

 

[dantheman931]

I think that stuff makes your sperm count go down,Don't know what happens to girls.

Dont start that BS here. Its a old myth your referring to which has been dis proven. It involved the additive "yellow 5" and it is true that "yellow 5" can render you sterile and even kill you. If you drink 2 gallons of pure yellow five straight in under 20 minutes I believe is the figure.

Mountain dew will not make you sterile. Unless you drink enough of it to get diabetes then maybe you'll be so fat that no chick would ever procreate with you so in a sense I guess it can make you sterile....sorta.

Exactly. It's just like the myth that saccharin causes cancer. Sure, if you eat it by the pound; if you consume it in non-retarded quantities, you'll be fine. The scary part is, I knew at least one guy who actually thought Mountain Dew was a viable contraceptive. O _ o

On-topic, I'll be honest, I'm not a big fan. Too damn sweet and not much flavor besides that.

 

[Quaxar]

Why did nobody tell me? I just returned from the UK and only now do I get the information! Fine then, keep your wonderful dew you lousy colony-losers!

 

[Mcupobob]

I think that stuff makes your sperm count go down,Don't know what happens to girls.

Makes their sperm count go up, considering they don't have one that causes some serious problems.

 

[dantheman931]

Doesn't Mountain Dew contain trace amounts of pig semen?

Only if you're rude to your waiter.

 

[Elephant Walker19]

I think that stuff makes your sperm count go down,Don't know what happens to girls.

Dont start that BS here. Its a old myth your referring to which has been dis proven. It involved the additive "yellow 5" and it is true that "yellow 5" can render you sterile and even kill you. If you drink 2 gallons of pure yellow five straight in under 20 minutes I believe is the figure.

Mountain dew will not make you sterile. Unless you drink enough of it to get diabetes then maybe you'll be so fat that no chick would ever procreate with you so in a sense I guess it can make you sterile....sorta.

Thats why I said "I think" I didn't know if it was true or not.

 

[lizards]

My brothers friend drunk that shit everyday for all his teenage years. He has green teeth.

he needs to check that out considering mountain dew isnt all that green...

 

[lizards]

I think that stuff makes your sperm count go down,Don't know what happens to girls.

Dont start that BS here. Its a old myth your referring to which has been dis proven. It involved the additive "yellow 5" and it is true that "yellow 5" can render you sterile and even kill you. If you drink 2 gallons of pure yellow five straight in under 20 minutes I believe is the figure.

Mountain dew will not make you sterile. Unless you drink enough of it to get diabetes then maybe you'll be so fat that no chick would ever procreate with you so in a sense I guess it can make you sterile....sorta.

Exactly. It's just like the myth that saccharin causes cancer. Sure, if you eat it by the pound; if you consume it in non-retarded quantities, you'll be fine. The scary part is, I knew at least one guy who actually thought Mountain Dew was a viable contraceptive. O _ o

On-topic, I'll be honest, I'm not a big fan. Too damn sweet and not much flavor besides that.

you know someone with a kid then right?

 

[Not-here-anymore]

It's been here in the UK for some time. Check the Kettering train station or the Powerplay shop.

I tried it, it was ok but no Vimto.

The Kettering train station has it? Screw you Peterborough, I'm changing my train station of choice!

I've actually never seen it on sale in the UK, but the prospect excites me! (it tastes... well, awful, really. But I quite like it anyway. It makes no sense, even to me)

 

[William Dickbringer]

Code red is the best flavor.

Personally, I prefer Voltage and... that lime one. I forget what it's called.

mmmmmm voltage was the best and do you mean distortion I liked it but I kinda prefer whiteout more

I tried Mountain Dew before... it's repackaged 7UP.

sure you aren't talking about whiteout

 

[dantheman931]

you know someone with a kid then right?

Probably. Not a terribly bright one, I'm guessing, since Daddy's no great shakes in the brains department.

 

[Breaker deGodot]

Code red is the best flavor.

Personally, I prefer Voltage and... that lime one. I forget what it's called.

mmmmmm voltage was the best and do you mean distortion I liked it but I kinda prefer whiteout more

Yeah, Distortion.

 

[Mighty the Moose]

Doesn't Mountain Dew contain trace amounts of pig semen?

Only if you're rude to your waiter.

Going out back and jerking off a pig seems like a lot of work because the customer complained about the rat shit in his coffee.

 

[dantheman931]

Doesn't Mountain Dew contain trace amounts of pig semen?

Only if you're rude to your waiter.

Going out back and jerking off a pig seems like a lot of work because the customer complained about the rat shit in his coffee.

Aaaaaaaaaaand the joke is now dead. Thank you for that.

 

[FlashHero]

LIVEWIRE(orange)..its the best one IMO...the OG flavor is 2nd..and all the others are good as well...i haven't gone a month without drinking it at least once in 9 years.

 

[Tinneh]

YES!!! When ever I've been to America its all I drink. Love the stuff.

You have been to America?! What's it like? Were there strippers?

 

[kickyourass]

Regular Mountain Dew is pretty ok in my opinion, far from the best soda avaliable but also far from the worst, the other flavors (Code Red, White Mist, or what ever the hell they call them) are actually pretty slamming though. But if you want real results just try it yourself.

 

[Broken Blade]

I prefer Sierra Mist (by Pepsi) or Sprite (by Coke), myself.

 

[manaman]

I tried Mountain Dew before... it's repackaged 7UP.

7UP is a lemon-lime extract based soda flavor. Mountain Dew has orange juice as a base flavor. They don't really taste much alike at all. Mountain Dew has much more bite to it's flavor, where 7UP is much more subtle.

Question. Is it made with Corn Syrup, like all American soft drinks, or is it made like they do in Europe, with real sugar? Because if Corn Syrup, I ain't touching that sheeeet.

I had to bring my own soft drinks to America, because Corn Syrup coke is disgusting.

Most of the European drinks I tasted had corn syrup in them as well. Yes Mountain Dew is made using corn syrup, there is a version floating around here in Washington I see from time to time that is made from unrefined cane sugar, same with Coke. About the only drinks you are going to find around these parts made from real sugar are smaller brands, Jones soda, and RC Cola. Personally I prefer those as well, but don't share the same aversion to corn syrup over all.