So my friend's ex (who cheated on him twice and lied about it) added me on Facebook

[new_age_reject]

Stick it in her pooper.
Either that or straight ignore.
Bros before Hoes.

 

[the_abhorsen]

***** needs to burn, you dont look out for your mates, they wont look out for u. But do it in a subtle manner, preferably with ur mate there for the shits and giggles that should ensue...

 

[somekindawizard]

Ask her for a quickie.

good call! but that breaks the Bro Code.

Have you ever heard of the 5 second rule?

The five second rule applys to food you drop on the floor. In her case I wouldnt eat it, she sounds dirty.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Bros b4 hoes

 

[Trivun]

It's funny how we keep hearing all the "***** needs to burn" quotes and so on, but we ourselves have no idea of any of the background or whatever the hell actually happened, save for the OP saying "she cheated on my friend twice". How do we know that the guy didn't do anything as well? We should probably take both sides into consideration and wait until any of us actually know what happened before we start making snap judgements and assuming this girl is the Devil's own personal hoe or something...

 

[Bretty]

Ask her for a quickie.

Yeah, slip one up her butt!!!

You remind me of a friend of mine.

 

[Stoneinks]

Tell your buddy about it, he either wont care or will get a laugh out of it somehow. same happened to me, thats what he did. Diddnt care.
but, tell the poor guy before you add her.

 

[space_oddity]

Bro Code Article #1: Bros Before Ho's.
Bro Code Article #150: No Sex With Your Bro's Ex.

 

[Elim Garak]

Ask her for a quickie.

good call! but that breaks the Bro Code.

Totally. Don't cross the streams!

 

[bad rider]

Ask her for a quickie.

good call! but that breaks the Bro Code.

Have you ever heard of the 5 second rule?

The five second rule applys to food you drop on the floor. In her case I wouldnt eat it, she sounds dirty.

What I mean is if it dosen't last more than 5 seconds it's alright, not for her of course.

 

[space_oddity]

good call! but that breaks the Bro Code.

What, there's a code? Out here, we'd more likely climb over each others corpses if it comes to it...

Yes, the Bro Code [http://www.thebrocode.net/] exists.

But of course the 1st Amendment states " A Bro is entitled to have sex with his Bro's ex if she initiates it, she is really hot, or his Bro is out of town or in a different room."

 

[Nikajo]

Basically if you value his friendship then don't, but otherwise it really doesn't matter. To be honest she sounds like a hussie so make sure you take precautions! Women are evil (no that i'm bitter ofcourse ;-)

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Pretend to cheat on her.

Karma.

 

[Kriegsherr]

Punch her right in her clitoris, that'll learn 'er

 

[GunnerGraye]

Ask her for a quickie.

Brilliant, I salute you. =)

 

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

Should I be civil or troll her to Hades and back?

Being completely serious, this wasn't your ex, it's your friend's ex. The problem is between them, not you and her. If she's done this then it's likely she's willing to be friends with you, so there should be no reason to deny her that simply because she had problems with your friend. Add her, and if she doesn't bother to make an effort as a friend then delete her from your friends list. Otherwise, treat her civilly and don't let her dispute with your friend get in the way. Best solution all round then, and if your friend finds out and disagrees then that's his problem, not yours. I don't let my friends dictate who I socialise with, and neither should you.

That's very good advice, thank you for writing all that.

I have spoken to my friend about it though and he said she's looking to score sympathy from me so he wants me to troll her

E-DRAMA!

 

[Worr Monger]

Depends on your friend... if he will hate you guts for being facebook friends... then spit in her face and crap on her head.