So sadly my date tonight didn't go very well. Hell it was awful.

[Booze Zombie]

Your name leads a hint of irony to this thread, heh.

I would suggest you just honestly say that you weren't feeling too good tonight to the lady and ask if it showed.

 

[Ago Iterum]

Get over it. You haven't had a bad date till your explaining to her parents why your arm is broken and your girlfriend is hospatilized.

One-upsies is it? Well then...

You haven't had a bad date until you're covered in the girls blood, she's in the back of a speeding ambulance, and you have to give evidence in court against a 35 year old bloke who tried to RAPE HER, after battering me.

What a horrible night.

 

[Siiner]

Get over it. You haven't had a bad date till your explaining to her parents why your arm is broken and your girlfriend is hospatilized.

One-upsies is it? Well then...

You haven't had a bad date until you're covered in the girls blood, she's in the back of a speeding ambulance, and you have to give evidence in court against a 35 year old bloke who tried to RAPE HER, after battering me.

What a horrible night.

Huh, Actually for me, it was her brother. That was fun.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

I'll get you a Whambulance, a Whamburger, some French Cries, and a Weineken to wash it all down. Sorry to hear about the shitty date. I managed to insult my girlfriend on our first date. But, she couldn't get enough of me, so I took her back when she came crawling my way two or three years later, and we've been together for nigh on seven years now.

Also, I was single and apparently desperate. Also, someone shoot me, please.

"pulls out dragunov, aims at person"
Now are you sure you want me to pull the trigger?

 

[CapnGod]

I'll get you a Whambulance, a Whamburger, some French Cries, and a Weineken to wash it all down. Sorry to hear about the shitty date. I managed to insult my girlfriend on our first date. But, she couldn't get enough of me, so I took her back when she came crawling my way two or three years later, and we've been together for nigh on seven years now.

Also, I was single and apparently desperate. Also, someone shoot me, please.

"pulls out dragunov, aims at person"
Now are you sure you want me to pull the trigger?

She went home, so I'm good now. I was typing that as she read over my shoulder. Hilarious. She didn't even flinch, either. Also, I could probably cover the shoot me comment on my own, but thanks for your concern.

 

[TheBluesader]

Your words are intriguing and I would like to suscribe to your newsletter.

I have a free-as-cheap Bravehost crapsite I haven't updated for almost a full year. Every one of my entries is a 15 page long rant about various middle class characteristics that piss me off, Maddox style (though the presentation of the site is not a conscious Maddox ripoff. I'm really just as lazy and disinterested as he is. But I admit that I discovered Maddox in the midst of updating the site, so everything post-that is a rip. I was trying to find my own style. I'm allowed). My style has completely changed since then, but a good deal of it is still presentation-worthy, and at any rate its sprinkled with psuedo-pornographic pics. Link is in my profile.

Of course you are probably being sarcastic, so in that case, >:[

One-upsies is it? Well then...

You haven't had a bad date until you're covered in the girls blood, she's in the back of a speeding ambulance, and you have to give evidence in court against a 35 year old bloke who tried to RAPE HER, after battering me.

What a horrible night.

Ago wins! And what a victory!

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

I'll get you a Whambulance, a Whamburger, some French Cries, and a Weineken to wash it all down. Sorry to hear about the shitty date. I managed to insult my girlfriend on our first date. But, she couldn't get enough of me, so I took her back when she came crawling my way two or three years later, and we've been together for nigh on seven years now.

Also, I was single and apparently desperate. Also, someone shoot me, please.

"pulls out dragunov, aims at person"
Now are you sure you want me to pull the trigger?

She went home, so I'm good now. I was typing that as she read over my shoulder. Hilarious. She didn't even flinch, either. Also, I could probably cover the shoot me comment on my own, but thanks for your concern.

Damn! I knew i never should have warned you.
"puts dragunov away and kicks a squirrel"

 

[Ago Iterum]

Your words are intriguing and I would like to suscribe to your newsletter.

I have a free-as-cheap Bravehost crapsite I haven't updated for almost a full year. Every one of my entries is a 15 page long rant about various middle class characteristics that piss me off, Maddox style (though the presentation of the site is not a conscious Maddox ripoff. I'm really just as lazy and disinterested as he is. But I admit that I discovered Maddox in the midst of updating the site, so everything post-that is a rip. I was trying to find my own style. I'm allowed). My style has completely changed since then, but a good deal of it is still presentation-worthy, and at any rate its sprinkled with psuedo-pornographic pics. Link is in my profile.

Of course you are probably being sarcastic, so in that case, >:[

One-upsies is it? Well then...

You haven't had a bad date until you're covered in the girls blood, she's in the back of a speeding ambulance, and you have to give evidence in court against a 35 year old bloke who tried to RAPE HER, after battering me.

What a horrible night.

Ago wins! And what a victory!

It was totally worth it. Haha....

 

[CapnGod]

I'll get you a Whambulance, a Whamburger, some French Cries, and a Weineken to wash it all down. Sorry to hear about the shitty date. I managed to insult my girlfriend on our first date. But, she couldn't get enough of me, so I took her back when she came crawling my way two or three years later, and we've been together for nigh on seven years now.

Also, I was single and apparently desperate. Also, someone shoot me, please.

"pulls out dragunov, aims at person"
Now are you sure you want me to pull the trigger?

She went home, so I'm good now. I was typing that as she read over my shoulder. Hilarious. She didn't even flinch, either. Also, I could probably cover the shoot me comment on my own, but thanks for your concern.

Damn! I knew i never should have warned you.
"puts dragunov away and kicks a squirrel"

You're welcome to try, I suppose. Just know that I do shoot back. Fair warning.

 

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

I feel I should point out that Lesbian Vampire Killers was her idea. I wanted to see Watchmen.

And also she didn't batter my self-esteem, I did that by having poor social skills.

Hurm.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

One bad date won't kill you. Besides, feel good that you're out there mixin' it up.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

We went to see Lesbian Vampire Killers (awful film) but it really was a waste of an evening.

I couldn't start or sustain a conversation, was inarticulate, unfunny and incredibly akward about my personal space. I did not put across a good impression at all and my self-esteem took a major battering.

So now I'm feeling quite sad. Anybody feel like calling the Wahmbulance for me?

everyone has been on a date like that..trust me you'll laugh about with her and she was probably feeling the same...maybe you should of seen the watchmen...even movie bob bums it

 

[Vvoyage]

I have a free-as-cheap Bravehost crapsite I haven't updated for almost a full year. Every one of my entries is a 15 page long rant about various middle class characteristics that piss me off, Maddox style (though the presentation of the site is not a conscious Maddox ripoff. I'm really just as lazy and disinterested as he is. But I admit that I discovered Maddox in the midst of updating the site, so everything post-that is a rip. I was trying to find my own style. I'm allowed). My style has completely changed since then, but a good deal of it is still presentation-worthy, and at any rate its sprinkled with psuedo-pornographic pics. Link is in my profile.

Of course you are probably being sarcastic, so in that case, >:[

Wish I could check out the website, but I only have my company's network to surf the net. Since you gave me the advanced warning of psuedo-porn, I'll play it safe and use someone else's account so I won't get fired. Actually I'll just have to wait till I get my own connection. I'm not that much of a d!ck.

 

[BubbleGumSnareDrum]

There are other bitches in the sea, man.

And honestly, if you were that unfunny, that uncharismatic and that awkward then there probably wasn't sufficient chemistry anyway. It isn't ALL up to you. You're not a dancing monkey being hired to entertain her. She's got impressions to make too.

 

[Chickenlittle]

We went to see Lesbian Vampire Killers (awful film) but it really was a waste of an evening.

I couldn't start or sustain a conversation, was inarticulate, unfunny and incredibly akward about my personal space. I did not put across a good impression at all and my self-esteem took a major battering.

So now I'm feeling quite sad. Anybody feel like calling the Wahmbulance for me?

That is a bad movie.

Have you tried playing games? I hear that helps take your mind off things.

 

[TheBluesader]

Wish I could check out the website, but I only have my company's network to surf the net. Since you gave me the advanced warning of psuedo-porn, I'll play it safe and use someone else's account so I won't get fired. Actually I'll just have to wait till I get my own connection. I'm not that much of a d!ck.

Good idea. The first picture under the title banner is censored, but only just...