so someone is in your house

[John the Gamer]

What was that ?!....Hmmmm, bloody rats (thief 2)

 

[TheMinz]

knife or golf club (whichever is closest to my current location, which is in the study 90% of the time so knife). I know the layout of my house better then he/she does and ill probably makke my way behind them, find out who they are and whatnot... better safe then sorry, probably just a drunk, offer them a drink, try find out who they are and what they thought was funny, share a chuckle with them before calling the cops to get him home.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I'd assume it was one of my roommates. If for any reason I was sure that it was an intruder, I guess I'd probably yell for my roommates to come out. Once he's confronted with four to five mid-twenties, he'll probably bail. Good thing we have quite a decent gun control over here.

your room mates are out your home alone

Yeah, just saw that and edited accordingly. My first thoughts would nevertheless be: "Ah, so one of the guys is back early" and then if it turns out it's a stranger "Ah, so one of the guys gave their key to a friend or relative to crash here while they're gone"

so what happens if he pulls a katana out

Rush him, a sword like that would be fairly unwieldy in tight quarters.

And besides, he's probably no good with it.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Assume housemates, I guess. My valuables reside in my room anyway.

 

[Kraiiit]

damn it! the clown got out again.

You'd better close the fridge before the elephant follows.

 

[wizzerd229]

well, i guess it is time to nuke France

 

[Danpascooch]

I would grab the crowbar I keep next to my bed (not shitting you, I keep it mostly for lol's, but I can assure you I could use it to break bones without breaking a sweat, it's a three foot long piece of steel)

Then I would call 911, and leave the phone off the hook (so they would send a police car, but the robber wouldn't hear me talking to the 911 operator and get the jump on me)

Then I would simply chuckle very loudly and exclaim "You're so fucked, asshole" then I would give him 5 seconds, and if I didn't hear the sound of him leaving, quickly, I would come out swinging with the crowbar.


At least that's what I think I would do off the top of my head

 

[Pilkingtube]

Unlike most people on here I don't carry deadly weaponry within 2 meters of my bed so..

I guess,
1> try and turn on as many noisy things in the house as i can
1> hide anything really expensive
2> lock as many doors as I can
3> call the police on my mobile and then find somewhere to hide?

 

[Something Amyss]

Shoot anything that moves with a high caliber weapon.

No, not really.

Though I might bludgeon them with a flashlight.

 

[Blue Musician]

So lets say all the lights in your house go off, and you hear someone else in the house. What would you do. also i am adding this now your home alone and you hear a person laughing in your house

Is it God? If so I'll hide under my bed until he goes away.

 

[Ze_Reaper_Of_Zeath]

Go post it on here.

"AGGHHH HELP MURDERER IN MY HOUSE"

If I don't post a response in 30 minutes HALP!

 

[WolfThomas]

Well I live in a Uni residence so if I wasn't already in my room (which where I'd most likely be) I'd quickly get back to it. I know the building pretty well and there's a lot of outside light that filters into my room. I lock my door, snatch up my knife and scan my room with my torch (including under bed). With the room clear I'd barricade my door with my couch. Lock one of my windows. Text my mate or anyone to work out where they were. Wait in my room until the powers comes back on. Do some work on my laptop while waiting. If something or someone try to break into my room, I'd call five-oh and if necessary leap out my unlocked window (it's 2nd story but has a lesser bit I can jump onto before landing on grass.

I would grab the crowbar I keep next to my bed

Heh funnily enough I have a crowbar next to my bed too. It usually lives in my car's boot, but we had an intruder a while back who stole some stuff and I brought it in so I could that night and forgot to put it back.

 

[DanTheMan92]

ehm i always hide a knife in my room so ye i'd just go check it out.

Dude, you suffer from some serious paranoia...I'd Go downstairs and check it out, or upstairs. Wherever they are, be brave!

 

[HotFezz8]

call the police and baricade the door.

 

[manaman]

My doors are locked, and nobody else has a key right now. I would have to assume the person inside broke in. In which case I would grab the Shotgun and head on down stairs. I wouldn't want to shoot anyone, but I am not about to roll over and let them do whatever they broke into the house to do.

Check the house. With the knife sharpener in my hand.

The knife sharpener, but not the knife? I'm hoping for you that the knife sharpener isn't one of those plastic pieces of crap they give you with a kitchen kit.

 

[Julianking93]

Well....it's 8:30 in the morning, and the lights are already off, so that's not going to help the fuck right now.

At any rate, It'd scare the piss out of me at first but then I'd do what I did last time; grab the butcher knife and stab.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Check the house. With the knife sharpener in my hand.

The knife sharpener, but not the knife? I'm hoping for you that the knife sharpener isn't one of those plastic pieces of crap they give you with a kitchen kit.

Oh no. Its steel and its heavy. Stike to the knee, punch in the back, strike to the throat. Tie your baddy up with some cord and call the cops. Provided of course you get the drop on 'em.

 

[InsanityBaronOfAtrocity]

Grab my crossbow point it at the bedroom door and call the police. To actually go confront them is stupid and needlessly dangerous.