So the Prince of Persia film sucks apparently

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ace_of_something

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It looks like a fun adventure movie. Not unlike pirates of the Caribbean. In a review by our local newspapers critic that's what he said it seemed like a mostly positive review and that guy hates everything.
 

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Irridium said:
I see. Allow me to get my megaphone:

[HEADING=1]ITS JUST ONE GOD DAMN REVIEW![/HEADING]

Wait for more. Just because one review says it sucks doesn't make it bad. Hell I'm sure there's a review saying District 9 sucked, and that doesn't make the movie bad.

It works the other way to, I'm sure there's one good review of Transformers Revenge of the Fallen, does that make the movie good? No it does not, so stop jumping to conclusions and be patient for more reviews dammit.
Kimarous said:
A single review doesn't like it! CLEARLY IT IS A HORRID FILM!

Seriously, people. At least wait for a second opinion, preferably AFTER the theatrical release.
Also what he said.
Amnestic said:
Oh, and I don't trust any film reviewer. Ever.
Pretty much both of these things. One review doesn't mean much of anything, and I don't really trust reviewers to tell me what I'll like.

While the movie might not be an art film or anything, that doesn't mean it won't entertain me for a couple of hours.

And seriously, what's with all the hate on Jake Gyllenhaal as the prince? So what if he isn't Middle Eastern. He's also not a prince, and there is no such thing as a dagger that controls the sands of time. It's a movie based on a video game, not a documentary on the lives of ancient Persians.
 

MarsProbe

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Part of me hoped this film would be good, the other part of me wanted it to crash and burn spectacularly.

Caught the trailer while I was off seeing Iron Man 2 - there just wasn't anything in there that jumped out at me at all (in the POP trailer that is).

Alas, being that the Sands of Time were one of my favourite games series, I'd probably ending complaining (either to myself, or out loud) to every little deviation from the game. So, I'll probably be giving it a miss.
 

xemnahort

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Irridium said:
I see. Allow me to get my megaphone:

[HEADING=1]ITS JUST ONE GOD DAMN REVIEW![/HEADING]

Wait for more. Just because one review says it sucks doesn't make it bad. Hell I'm sure there's a review saying District 9 sucked, and that doesn't make the movie bad.

It works the other way to, I'm sure there's one good review of Transformers Revenge of the Fallen, does that make the movie good? No it does not, so stop jumping to conclusions and be patient for more reviews dammit.
Kimarous said:
A single review doesn't like it! CLEARLY IT IS A HORRID FILM!

Seriously, people. At least wait for a second opinion, preferably AFTER the theatrical release.
Also what he said.
OMG somebody making sense in a forum (gasp)
seriously people how the hell can u give honest opinions on a movie u've NEVER SEEN GIVE IT A FREAKIN' CHANCE
 

Riobux

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It might be only one single review, as people love to mention, but I don't see the film being good still.
 

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i really do hope it does well cause if it does it will encourage better writers and directors to make more movies based on games. AND maybe cause a trend in movies like how comics are turning into movies. Seeing how iron man two was done i would not mind if video game movies were made the same way
 
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We really gotta stop getting our hopes up over these films. If a good one actually does come along we'll probably go so far into denial that physchologists will do case studies on the gamer community.
 

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MaxerJ said:
Was anyone else completely sick of the chick's voice by the end of the trailer?
Oh shit, you just reminded me of her voice again. Another 3 hours of endless grating voice stuck in my head, here we go.

OT: I agree with everyone else. Wait for the movie to come out, then judge for yourself.
 

Double A

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Doesn't surprise me in the least. Farah looks like an airhead, and so does the Prince. And I recently saw a commercial which made it look even worse, although I think I heard an actual line they said in the game. A few points for that.

Kuchinawa212 said:
It's got Prince of Persia in the title. So it can't suck that bad
I got to at least try it. I hear he's named in it. Vesdan or something? Grr that defeats the whole point!
I take it you haven't played the new one.
 
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Johnny Cain said:
The Disk Thrower said:
Johnny Cain said:
Well god damn, the gaming community being right about their own favourites adapted to movies are right again.
Surely DOOM should have taught this one by now.
I quite liked DOOM....

But blah,

i'll go if i can find anyone to go with me~
I liked the DOOM movie too, but the internet says I'm wrong. Whodathunkit?
i will back you up and say i liked it too!

it was a decent movie, nothing amazing, and it wasn't promised to be that either. i think thats why i liked it.
 

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For certain reasons, i just can't take gyllenhaal seriously in roles like this. Kinda like in the way that i can never watch keanu reeves without thinking of TED.
 

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Kimarous said:
A single review doesn't like it! CLEARLY IT IS A HORRID FILM!

Seriously, people. At least wait for a second opinion, preferably AFTER the theatrical release.
yeah I know really. plus have they even held before release screanings yet? becuase their isnt any other reviews.
 

Raziel_Likes_Souls

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You can never really properly preserve a videogame story for a movie. So you have to expect a worse story. But as long as it's not as different and as shitty as Alone In the Dark, it will be fine.

I mean, if Uwe Boll made it, the Dagger of Time would have nothing to do with the movie, and it would be about Christian Slater and Tara Reid trying to get some unexplained Native American artifacts.
 

UberNoodle

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No matter how good this film could be, it is going to get many reviewers that say it is 'sh!t', purely because of its origins.
 

Masteryuri666

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Let's assume that the film really is utter garbage. How many good films are there actually out there that were based on a video game? I personally can't think of any but someone on the Escapist is bound to have a better movie memory.