So the Prince of Persia film sucks apparently

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Xanadu84

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I'm still going to put my money on it being a decent, simple, family oriented, popcorn action flick. I'm betting that reviews this early have a decent chance of being overly serious film critics, and video gamers who are ready to call it a travesty at the slightest provocation; Or failing provocation, by making shit up. I would put money on the chance that I will watch it, enjoy it, but not find it to be anything mind blowing. At the very least, 1 solitary reviewer is completely meaningless.
 

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I'm calling bullsh** on this review. I sincerely doubt there are any preview screenings out a whole 10 days before release.
 

ZehGeek

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Lol, well that's honestly not surpsing people think the movie sucks. Probably the only decent movie that's based on a Video Game would be Hitman, atleast to me. I think games made into movies follow along the lines of what Yahtzee says about sequals devolped by "fans". Sure it's got the same charcaters and stuff, but that feel isn't there. That thing that made the first orginal game epic. Probably how it is with the game movies.
 

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Video game movies can NEVER recreate the atmosphere of the game they are making a movie out of...
 

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SyphonX said:
"Prince of Persia", and look at the actor. Enough said..
Really? I would disagree, I've loved most of the films I've seen him in, but hey, to each their own.

I'll be ignoring the reviews until I see it myself. And one person's opinion on a movie doesn't mean shit to me. Hell, most people's opinions don't mean shit to me.
 

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zombiesinc said:
SyphonX said:
"Prince of Persia", and look at the actor. Enough said..
Really? I would disagree, I've loved most of the films I've seen him in, but hey, to each their own.
He had taken issue with the actor's ethnicity and believes that an Arab rather than a European would be better suited for the roll.

As I have already mentioned to him Persians originally migrated to the Iranian Plateau from Europe meaning that a movie about Achamenid dynasty Persians is being historically accurate by casting people of European descent.
 

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Seriously, saw this coming. Everybody gets all hyped up, and Im like, "No. Just wait, itll be shit. Just like every video game movie before it. Hollywood and Gaming just dont mix." Of course I wont really be right or wrong till it actually comes out and peoples opinions come out, because critics have been known to be wrong quite often, but I wont hold my breath.
 

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SyphonX said:
"Prince of Persia", and look at the actor. Enough said..
I couldn't agree more.

Jake Gyllenhall??? Just no. Nothing Princely or Persia-esque about him at all.
 

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Double A said:
Doesn't surprise me in the least. Farah looks like an airhead, and so does the Prince. And I recently saw a commercial which made it look even worse, although I think I heard an actual line they said in the game. A few points for that.
It isn't Farah. Her name is Tamina. Who the hell knows where she came from. I'm scared shitless to go see it because I just know how bad it's going to be...
 

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Eldritch Warlord said:
zombiesinc said:
SyphonX said:
"Prince of Persia", and look at the actor. Enough said..
Really? I would disagree, I've loved most of the films I've seen him in, but hey, to each their own.
He had taken issue with the actor's ethnicity and believes that an Arab rather than a European would be better suited for the roll.

As I have already mentioned to him Persians originally migrated to the Iranian Plateau from Europe meaning that a movie about Achamenid dynasty Persians is being historically accurate by casting people of European descent.
Isn't the Prince of Persia series made by Ubi Soft.. a french company? I think ethnic accuracy went out the window a LONG time ago.
 

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Meh, movie reviewers don't tend to watch a movie the same way a regular person does. I may enjoy it if I see it while the critic may not.

I mean, critics loved Avatar and I almost fell asleep halfway through it.
 

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Sylveria said:
Eldritch Warlord said:
zombiesinc said:
SyphonX said:
"Prince of Persia", and look at the actor. Enough said..
Really? I would disagree, I've loved most of the films I've seen him in, but hey, to each their own.
He had taken issue with the actor's ethnicity and believes that an Arab rather than a European would be better suited for the roll.

As I have already mentioned to him Persians originally migrated to the Iranian Plateau from Europe meaning that a movie about Achamenid dynasty Persians is being historically accurate by casting people of European descent.
Isn't the Prince of Persia series made by Ubi Soft.. a french company? I think ethnic accuracy went out the window a LONG time ago.
It's actually maintained excellent cultural and ethnic accuracy. The only flaw I can think of is that in The Sands of Time India is apparently between Persia and Arabia.
 

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Masteryuri666 said:
Let's assume that the film really is utter garbage. How many good films are there actually out there that were based on a video game? I personally can't think of any but someone on the Escapist is bound to have a better movie memory.
I liked the Silent Hill movie. It had a lot of flaws, but it was a bit more faithful to the source material than most other game-based films, and they really hit a sweet spot with the atmosphere. If they just took away the pointless scenes with the husband, the hit-and-miss acting, the 10-minute lecture of exposition and backstory, completely took away Pyramid Head because he has nothing to do with the main character's psyche and was introduced in Silent Hill 2 to begin with, lessened the whole "noisiness" and added more subtlety and psychological aspects, and it could've been a masterpiece...

But nothing will ever be perfect, will it :'(
 

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Double A said:
Doesn't surprise me in the least. Farah looks like an airhead, and so does the Prince. And I recently saw a commercial which made it look even worse, although I think I heard an actual line they said in the game. A few points for that.

Kuchinawa212 said:
It's got Prince of Persia in the title. So it can't suck that bad
I got to at least try it. I hear he's named in it. Vesdan or something? Grr that defeats the whole point!
I take it you haven't played the new one.
Like the new new one? the Interqule between PoP:SoT and WW? THAT'S OUT!

omg why did no one tell me! I gotta go see my local game store about some PoP!
or do you mean spiky gloved prince new Prince of Perisa? If get's a name at the end of game, alright, I beat everything up until fighting with the Warrior which I still can't beat for some reason
 

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SyphonX said:
"Prince of Persia", and look at the actor. Enough said..
I wouldn't say that... just because he's middle eastern doesn't mean the whole movie would be bad. And he actually looks like the protaganist in one or two of the Prince of Persia games, so it's not THAT bad. Besides, the guy's a decent actor.
 

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Of course it was terrible, it's a Disney movie with Jake Gyllenhaal (spelling?) that's based off of a video game.
 

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Irridium said:
I see. Allow me to get my megaphone:

[HEADING=1]ITS JUST ONE GOD DAMN REVIEW![/HEADING]

Wait for more. Just because one review says it sucks doesn't make it bad. Hell I'm sure there's a review saying District 9 sucked, and that doesn't make the movie bad.

It works the other way to, I'm sure there's one good review of Transformers Revenge of the Fallen, does that make the movie good? No it does not, so stop jumping to conclusions and be patient for more reviews dammit.
Kimarous said:
A single review doesn't like it! CLEARLY IT IS A HORRID FILM!

Seriously, people. At least wait for a second opinion, preferably AFTER the theatrical release.
Also what he said.
There are a few wholes in his review as well. It seems that he only watched the trailers since the Dagger of Time CANNOT change time just turn it back to allow you to do something different it doesn't change it on its own. Also Dastan isn't a Rouge Prince. Seriously this guys Review is full of more wholes than Swiss cheese being fired at by a machine gun. He trashes Clash of the Titans which Gemma was also in but personally liked that movie no matter how many cliches were present since it was a pretty good rendition of the Greek Mythology. Being a Fan of the Sands of Time Trilogy I do want to see this movie no matter how many bad reviews it gets since the reviewers of movies usually go in with a shotty disposition of Video Game movies and Action Movies in general.