So...the rapture's today.

[SUPA FRANKY]

How all you all doing? Guess we got left behind...

So what do you guys plan to do today?

Me? I'm gonna avoid the suicde Christian radicals.

 

[Mannayz]

Same thing I do every day. Sit around, apply to jobs, play some video games, drink some hard liquor.

 

[knight steel]

Wait there's supposed to be a rapture today! How come nobody told me this was happening?

OMG OMG what am i going to do my super bunker is still three years off arragh :{.

Well i guess there nothing for it.....I'm going to have a nap

 

[DasDestroyer]

First I'm going to sleep, then I am going to play some Starcraft 2, maybe work on my Minecraft mod.

 

[FalloutJack]

My folks believe that if there's supposedly a Rapture then all the anal-retentive pains in the ass who irritate the rest of us will go and leave us all behind where we can be HAPPY.

I rather like that line of thinking.

 

[danhere]

It's at 6 PM, guys. You should ask these guys [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiribati] how they're doing 'cause it's 6 there already.

 

[GodofCider]

Same thing I do every day. Sit around, apply to jobs, play some video games, drink some hard liquor.

I just got hired! It's nice. Now I can finally set my plans in motion...

 

[uc.asc]

It's at 6 PM, guys. You should ask these guys [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiribati] how they're doing 'cause it's 6 there already.

IP Information for 202.6.120.1
IP Location: Kiribati Kiribati Tskl Operations Net
ASN: AS38456
Resolve Host: tskl-cs1005-e0.tskl.net.ki
IP Address: 202.6.120.1

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Pinging 202.6.120.1 with 32 bytes of data:

Reply from 202.6.120.1: bytes=32 time=743ms TTL=237
Reply from 202.6.120.1: bytes=32 time=743ms TTL=237
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Reply from 202.6.120.1: bytes=32 time=730ms TTL=237

Ping statistics for 202.6.120.1:
Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
Minimum = 730ms, Maximum = 743ms, Average = 738ms

Oh well, guess I'll start waiting for 2012.

 

[Zaik]

Anyone who actually reads into the bible well enough to get anything relevant out of it will see that it says that the rapture is never going to come on a day that a man predicts it to come on.

It really makes predictions of doomsday "using the bible" hilarious.

 

[Alice81]

Starts at 6pm the 21st in New Zealand according to the "Preacher" Perhaps the places its already 6pm like Kiribati Kiribati Tskl shall be safe from the giant Earthquakes that shall hit the globe the same time as the Rapture takes the Righteous!

 

[Tartarga]

I'm going to go find an aircraft carrier and hang a "Rapture Averted" banner behind me. Then I shall make a speech about how we shouldn't try and predict the apocalypse because it will take all the fun out of the real one.

 

[Spade Lead]

It's at 6 PM, guys. You should ask these guys [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiribati] how they're doing 'cause it's 6 there already.

6 PM Pacific Time...

 

[Astoria]

My folks believe that if there's supposedly a Rapture then all the anal-retentive pains in the ass who irritate the rest of us will go and leave us all behind where we can be HAPPY.

I rather like that line of thinking.

I rather like that line of thinking too. They'll just come up with some excuse for why it didn't happen and then get busy making up a new date.

 

[jumjalalabash]

What timezone was doomsday suppose to begin in being that time is a varies on location. Is it suppose to be like rolling destruction only happening at 12:00 but a few miles west everything is fine? There really should be clarification on this...

 

[Skorpyo]

Well, it's Saturday, soo...

Write a review, play some games, watch some porn. MAYBE alcohol, but that one is optional.

What timezone was doomsday suppose to begin in being that time is a varies on location. Is it suppose to be like rolling destruction only happening at 12:00 but a few miles west everything is fine? There really should be clarification on this...

Supposedly, at 6:00 P.M. starting in New Zealand, a massive earthquake is supposed to rock the entire planet, spitting up dead bodies from the ground and oceans and killing everybody. Only after the good people are taken to heaven, of course.

I wonder what this guy has against New Zealand...

 

[Ice Car]

Okay guys, this is fucking scary. All I can feel is shaking, like everything around me is moving!

I guess I shouldn't have sat on the washing machine while it was still on.

 

[willofbob]

meh. It'd basically be the same except with a couple less people and a few more natural disasters. Besies, Hell is run by the Devil, who is the Bible's good guy (seriously, look it up! He never does anything evil!) so it'd probably be alright.

 

[Alice81]

Maybe the world is like one big Washing machine and its about to go into the spin cycle! When it finally comes out of the dryer, it will be fresh and clean. Ready to be soiled once more! Isnt that a nice dream?! I mean isnt it?