So...the rapture's today.
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Hate to burst people's bubble but isn't May 21, 9:00pm PST like, 20 hours from now.
http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/time-zone/usa/pacific-time/
Unless I'm wrong? I don't know, this is so confusing.
EDIT: Ah, okay. It's supposed to be at 6pm no matter which time zone you live in. Disregard above statement.
http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/time-zone/usa/pacific-time/
Unless I'm wrong? I don't know, this is so confusing.
EDIT: Ah, okay. It's supposed to be at 6pm no matter which time zone you live in. Disregard above statement.
well, its still Friday for me. I live in California and I think the guy is based in Oakland, California, USA or something, and since everyone believes themselves to be the center of the universe, that 6PM thing is PST.
So we got like 19.5 hours left.
well for Saturday I got a church meeting (not for the end of the world) and a birthday party for one of the girls at church to go to.
well, if the rapture does happen on Saturday at least I'll be able to send off most of my Christian friends.
But since we're all based around Los Angeles and L.A. just loves to riot (I know the Lakers aren't in the Finals, but we'll probably still riot anyway), I think that when all of the Angelinos get to the pearly gates there's going to be this mad rush of people trying to get through and God's going to be all like, "Woah, stop right there, you're all going to Hell."
I know I'm a "Christian," but I also know I'm not a very "good" person so there's a chance I wont be going on this trip. Or its complete and utter BS because no one is supposed to know when the end of days is supposed to happen anyway.
So we got like 19.5 hours left.
well for Saturday I got a church meeting (not for the end of the world) and a birthday party for one of the girls at church to go to.
well, if the rapture does happen on Saturday at least I'll be able to send off most of my Christian friends.
But since we're all based around Los Angeles and L.A. just loves to riot (I know the Lakers aren't in the Finals, but we'll probably still riot anyway), I think that when all of the Angelinos get to the pearly gates there's going to be this mad rush of people trying to get through and God's going to be all like, "Woah, stop right there, you're all going to Hell."
I know I'm a "Christian," but I also know I'm not a very "good" person so there's a chance I wont be going on this trip. Or its complete and utter BS because no one is supposed to know when the end of days is supposed to happen anyway.
Oh .. I am surely and most certainly getting my last second application into
Thankfully there is still a little time left.
Better get your applications in now or else fido, fluffy and spot will be screwed without you.
EDIT: and for more humor.
Rebecca my dear, I guess you might be wrong. Not everyone in this instance is looking forward to the weekend
Thankfully there is still a little time left.
Better get your applications in now or else fido, fluffy and spot will be screwed without you.
EDIT: and for more humor.
Rebecca my dear, I guess you might be wrong. Not everyone in this instance is looking forward to the weekend
Oh please, this kind of shit is what I call Sunday dinner. We've got another one scheduled for next year.
There will be no Rapture, not on Macho Man Randy Savage's watch. The biggest showdown in the history of the universe, a faceoff so epic he first had to die to meet his opponent in the ring. We should all thank the Macho Man for his courageous efforts proving him to be the Earth's greatest hero.
Oooooohhhh yeeeahhhhhh.
Oooooohhhh yeeeahhhhhh.
What will I do tonight? The same thing that I do every night
. These guys know what that is.
With all of those noisome doo-gooders Raptured up, I may finally succeed in my goals!
. These guys know what that is.
With all of those noisome doo-gooders Raptured up, I may finally succeed in my goals!
pretty much this.Zaik said:
These types of things are always a giggle for me, even if it does align with christian theology (this one doesn't even do that!)
What's the point of freaking out over the world ending? If there is a God who will end the world he wouldn't suddenly forgive you if you say "oh I'm sorry I did all these bad things." Doing anything other than living your life as normal is just silly (or partying, in this case, just to spite the guy)
As I've said in other threads, I'm going to drink in honor of the world not going to be gone by the 22nd. I'm going to live life as usual and nothing bad will happen.
[sub]Hopefully.[/sub]
[sub]Hopefully.[/sub]
Fun thing about fictional works and it's subsequent fluff:ZeZZZZevy said:
I predict that the Christian rapture will occur every day until the universe peters out.
Okay, now tell me, what just happened?
I am fine. I am going to head to bed to sleep through the worst of it.
The rapture isn't supposed to start for another 4 hours (at the time of posting this)SUPA FRANKY said:
Fawful said:
I thought it was 6am EST. For pouring millions of dollars into advertising, these people really did a bad job at spreading the word.Spade Lead said:
I see buildings falling down around me people dying fire rising from the earth wait sorry my mistake I was just bored and was daydreaming
Frankly, I don't think nearly as many of even the seriously religious actually believe this thing is coming to pass as folks would like to think. If no one paid attention, the 60 or so folks who think it's gonna happen would quietly start forming rationalizations early tomorrow afternoon.
Best post of the week.Caligulove said: