So there's this girl...

[rockera]

Um... I hear talking to her works quite well. Just talk to her like you would anyone else, and ask her to go out.

Failing that, I suggest killing the family and moving to Mexico.

0_o good god man...Mexico are you insane!!!

 

[saintchristopher]

Try being taller and more handsome. It works for me.

 

[narwhalman218]

I have talked to her but I can never talk to her the way I would anyone else. I always either talk a ton, or I say almost nothing.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Do something that will get her attention and show you're quirky and just a little bit dangerous...


... set yourself on fire.

 

[StBishop]

Tell her you measure 7 soft. She'll love it, trust me.

This won't work.

It's rediculous.


Tell her 17 cm. Metric is sexier.


Serisouly though, goto BonsaiK, possibly even PM if you must but try the relationship advice thread.

I suggest having a chat. Maybe google how to make women like me and people like David Deangelo, that's what I did when I was 13 but it's not really stellar advice they basically trys to sell you "secrets to making every woman love you forever and want to sleep with you all the time".

All you need to know is, be confident, be fun, be you.

That's it.

If you don't think you're fun, well change your attitude, you are fun otherwise you wouldn't have fun.

Confidence, not so easy, just believe in yourself, if you genuinely aren't confident so be it. She might be into that.

Don't try to be the Fonz if that's not who you are, she'll fall for the persona when you want her to fall for you.

Like I said, confidence, fun, be you.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Roofies.

Horse tranqs, man. Horse tranqs.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

And you want her dead right? Well I take $340 for my cut, but you'll have to cough up $500 overall for.. Expenses.

Oh wait, you like her and you don't know how to talk to her? Simple. Talk to her how you would any other human being. She isn't a cyborg (and if she is, bonus points), she's just another human being. Go up and start a conversation about work/school and take it from there.

You forgot to add "Remember to wear pants."

 

[Woodsey]

Tell her you measure 7 soft. She'll love it, trust me.

This won't work.

It's rediculous.


Tell her 17 cm. Metric is sexier.

Only pansies measure themselves in metric; and Imperial sounds much more manly. Besides, 17 sounds like you're promising more then you could ever hope to deliver.

 

[narwhalman218]

And you want her dead right? Well I take $340 for my cut, but you'll have to cough up $500 overall for.. Expenses.

Oh wait, you like her and you don't know how to talk to her? Simple. Talk to her how you would any other human being. She isn't a cyborg (and if she is, bonus points), she's just another human being. Go up and start a conversation about work/school and take it from there.

You forgot to add "Remember to wear pants."

No! That's not how you do it! Every guy wears pants. If he wants to stand out from the crowd he needs to go totally naked. Well, perhaps wearing the most feminine slippers he can find.

OP, I assure you: follow this guide and she will notice you.

lol ok...be naked...feminine slippers...17 cm...got it!

 

[StBishop]

Tell her you measure 7 soft. She'll love it, trust me.

This won't work.

It's rediculous.


Tell her 17 cm. Metric is sexier.

Only pansies measure themselves in metric; and Imperial sounds much more manly. Besides, 17 sounds like you're promising more then you could ever hope to deliver.

Not really, if you say 30 cm (~ 1 foot) a person who uses metric will know what you mean instantly as it's the standard length for a ruler. so 17 is a little over half. 17cm ~ 7"

Plus saying that your penis is 25cm is better than 10 inches. 25 is a bigger number. 10's boring.

Metric is also (if you use imperial) foregin and therefore sexy.

 

[dark_taint92]

So there's this girl and she is super hot, and I like her. Now, I am not what you would call appealing to the opposite sex; I am pretty short and kind of weird. But this girl is hot, smart, and is about my height! The one problem is that I don't know how to talk to her. Escapists, please help me figure out how to get this girl to like me.

Couple of rule's when talking to her
1) don't be an ass hat
2) be yourself even if it conflicts with rule 1
3) try and sound confident girls like confident but don't be too confident they don't like that
4)be nice compliment her once in a while don't over do it that's creepy
5)avoid geeky and nerdy subjects unless she's into that sort of stuff like anime, manga, video games, comics. you know the regular geek stuff
6) don't be touchy feely that creeps girls out alot it's how I got my restraining order

 

[StBishop]

And you want her dead right? Well I take $340 for my cut, but you'll have to cough up $500 overall for.. Expenses.

Oh wait, you like her and you don't know how to talk to her? Simple. Talk to her how you would any other human being. She isn't a cyborg (and if she is, bonus points), she's just another human being. Go up and start a conversation about work/school and take it from there.

You forgot to add "Remember to wear pants."

No! That's not how you do it! Every guy wears pants. If he wants to stand out from the crowd he needs to go totally naked. Well, perhaps wearing the most feminine slippers he can find.

OP, I assure you: follow this guide and she will notice you.

lol ok...be naked...feminine slippers...17 cm...got it!

I'm expecting an invite to your inevitable wedding.

So there's this girl and she is super hot, and I like her. Now, I am not what you would call appealing to the opposite sex; I am pretty short and kind of weird. But this girl is hot, smart, and is about my height! The one problem is that I don't know how to talk to her. Escapists, please help me figure out how to get this girl to like me.

Couple of rule's when talking to her
1) don't be an ass hat
2) be yourself even if it conflicts with rule 1
3) try and sound confident girls like confident but don't be too confident they don't like that
4)be nice compliment her once in a while don't over do it that's creepy
5)avoid geeky and nerdy subjects unless she's into that sort of stuff like anime, manga, video games, comics. you know the regular geek stuff
6) don't be touchy feely that creeps girls out alot it's how I got my restraining order

A couple of rules for life
1) Don't take advice on attracting women from people on the internet who have a restraining order.
2) (you get the idea.)

 

[StBishop]

My bad, Double Post

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

A couple of rules for life
1) Don't take advice on attracting women from people on the internet who have a restraining order.

Yeah, they're amateurs. Find people with at least a dozen restraining orders. You know they playas.

 

[Woodsey]

Tell her you measure 7 soft. She'll love it, trust me.

This won't work.

It's rediculous.


Tell her 17 cm. Metric is sexier.

Only pansies measure themselves in metric; and Imperial sounds much more manly. Besides, 17 sounds like you're promising more then you could ever hope to deliver.

Not really, if you say 30 cm (~ 1 foot) a person who uses metric will know what you mean instantly as it's the standard length for a ruler. so 17 is a little over half. 17cm ~ 7"

Plus saying that your penis is 25cm is better than 10 inches. 25 is a bigger number. 10's boring.

Metric is also (if you use imperial) foregin and therefore sexy.

I'm English, so we just mix and match the two without any real logic apparently. Still, it's not the number that's important, but the measurement system. And since we always measure ourselves in inches, everyone know what you mean when you say you measure x inches. Centimetres are smaller, so the number that accompanies it is irrelevant.

There's countless studies on the "Cock length - Inches or centimetres?" debate and they all say inches. I can assure you of that, and no you don't need to see any sources for such information.

 

[dark_taint92]

Couple of rule's when talking to her
1) don't be an ass hat
2) be yourself even if it conflicts with rule 1
3) try and sound confident girls like confident but don't be too confident they don't like that
4)be nice compliment her once in a while don't over do it that's creepy
5)avoid geeky and nerdy subjects unless she's into that sort of stuff like anime, manga, video games, comics. you know the regular geek stuff
6) don't be touchy feely that creeps girls out alot it's how I got my restraining order

A couple of rules for life
1) Don't take advice on attracting women from people on the internet who have a restraining order.
2) (you get the idea.)

I was being sarcastic -_- dammit I should of invested in the sarcasm character that popped up a while back xD

 

[hurfdurp]

She seems hot ..and smart.

Tell her you want to make love until she regains consciousness.