So what would your last words be?

[vaderaider]

On my death bed,surrounded by family and friends.

"when my heart stops, the explosive wired to it will activate. Blowing you all sky high."
(short pause)
*explosion*.

 

[brunothepig]

I hope I'm actually dead or the autopsy is gonna be a *****.

I see you're a scrubs fan lol. Hmm. For me? I think something like "look guys, it's been a blast, you shouldn't feel bad, remember me but move on (no pun intended)..."
Everyone would spend the rest of their life trying to figure out the pun... It doesn't really matter what I say, as long as their isn't a pun.

 

[liveslowdiefast]

"what does this button do?"

 

[MattRooney06]

i have a list

1) the money is the (dies)
2) me: has anyone ever survived this
hangman: No
Me: well theres a first time for everything
3) You have to belive me when i say that what i lack in sanity, i make up for in a shining personality
4) Death been there done that
6) (if shot) Fucking campers/ Fucking Lag
7) sucks for you guys, ive got the martydom perk

 

[MattRooney06]

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.

Or just random shit like.

Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna turn around and desert you.

yeah your one last act of life is to rick roll anyone

on my will im going to have

My last words to be read to my family and friends


my spirt is never going to give you up, never going to let you down and it will never turn around and desert you

 

[CouchCommando]

Don't worry this spider is not venomous see, I can put it in my mouth just like in the movies.

 

[Ranorak]

"This....won't end well."

 

[KiLl_RoY]

Im gonna tell the best joke ever and everyone will be laughing when I die... that would be fun.

 

[Joe Matsuda]

If I'm about to be killed by one person: "Go to hell, [name of killer]"

more than one person killing me: "tch...son of a b-[die at this point so word cut off]"

I was mortally wounded saving someone, but defeated the bad guy: "damn...did you see that? Im a hero!...a...her-..."

 

[Hutchy_Bear]

I don't want to die, time to pull a Dante's Inferno. Where's death? I want his sycthe.

Alternativly: No one better be camping the respawn point.

 

[TheGameXXVII]

"i am bulletpro-"
or
"All your Heaven will be belonging to me"

 

[RavingLibDem]

So I just press this butto......

 

[LiquidGrape]

"If there truly is a God; may he strike me dea-"

 

[The Warden]

"I knew I shouldn't have worn my red shirt today!"

 

[mrblindcat1]

bang...

 

[Alpha Centauri]

*lying on deathbed* I have seen the world, I have seen it change, I have seen war famine plauge and genocided, the one thing I never got, is why we can't see the one true fact. We are one race, one people, we are human...

*escaping* Go, I'll stay. *turn* My time has come, so has yours

*heroic rescue saving one life at cost of mine* I can die happy knowing, that because of me, a life will continue

*lying on death bed 2* I love you son, you remeber that

*a comical situation* I should say somthing comical

 

[JonnoStrife]

You'll never find the treasure!

 

[asgardmothership]

"My only regret is that I have, boneitis."

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

"it's just a flesh wound"

 

[Arcane Azmadi]

Well considering my first word, according to my mother was "Quote", I guess I'd better just make my last words "Unquote."