So what would your last words be?

[MattZero]

I recently read a story about a serial killer who was hanged several decades ago. Apparently they were taking too long to get the job done and the killer shouted out something along the lines of: "I could kill ten men in the time its taking you to kill me!" Those were his last words.

So, imagine it's you about to be hanged, maybe you deserve it, maybe your evil twin framed you, whatever, point is you have about 5 seconds to live. What would your last words be?

I would say: "I regret nothing. I am sorry for everything."

EDIT: Story goes that when my great grandfather was on his deathbed a priest was called in and asked: "Do you reject Satan and all his works?" My great grandfather allegedly answered "Yeah, but you might want to call ahead and tell him to start warming hell up for me... I like it hot." Then died.

EDIT: How about shouting "UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT A B! That's 27 extra lives bitches! I got this shi"... (Dead)

 

[TheOnceandFutureKing]

You had better bury me deep because if you don't I'm gonna come back and eat all your fucking brains. Then a brief pause followed by the standard zombie moaning chant of brains until I died. Also someones been to cracked.com

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

"This place is wonderful, but I think it's time for a change of scenery."

 

[dbmountain]

"My time has come" followed by an exaggerated sigh

 

[ultrachicken]

God dammit.

 

[Timotei]

I am invincible!

 

[iLikeHippos]

"FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"

 

[S-Unleashed]

Okay I'm ready to go.

 

[KdS_22]

"Where's that beeping noise coming from?" *looks down at pair of borrowed pants* "Oh shi-" BOOM!

 

[Zayren]

WAIT, NO, don't open the

 

[Nexus424]

You do know I activated the bomb right?

 

[Dark Knifer]

"You can kill my body, but my spirt will live on through the sound of system of a down!"

 

[IckleMissMayhem]

"It's perfectly safe - watch!!"

 

[dontreallyknow]

We apologise for the inconvenience!

Alteratively: meh, Dying hard, or hardly dying?

 

[Jark212]

"Death is a *****. A stupid *****..."

 

[oldmanwynter]

For your sake, I hope I actually die.