So what would your last words be?

[Cinnonym]

Big No.

 

[Queen Michael]

Don't touch that button. Don't touch that button! Don'ttouchthatbutton!

 

[DrEmo]

Hmmm... That's an interesting question. Well, I am last words would be "The world is so deprived... People have no grammar, and I never got "any"."

or
"OK, guys, where are the cameras hidden?"

or
"I'll just wait 5 seconds to respawn"

 

[Aeviv]

'You team killing f**k!'

'Don't worry, I'm impervious to damage'

'You know, the closer it gets, the more it looks like a giant falling piano'

'Pah, I've had worse'

'Guys, define 'vital organ''

 

[Segadroid]

"I hope it's true what they say about the light, because 'twill be bloody dark when I close my eyes."

Or even better:

"The virgin Mary won't be a virgin anymore when I get there."

 

[DrEmo]

"OH CRAP! I DIDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING WITTY TO SAY!"

"I regret nothing, except for the events between 2000 and 2009"

 

[MattZero]

EDIT: *ahem* also: [link]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.154309-what-would-your-last-words-be-before-you-die[/link]

My bad. I'll do a better search next time.

 

[Twolf35]

"With my last breath,I curse Zoidberg!"

Yes! Win!

Mine would be: "Tell mom... I'm sorry"

 

[Twolf35]

"I can't believe I died before I had my first kiss."

LMAO

 

[Sleekgiant]

I've had better*dies*

 

[MiserableOldGit]

Grab the closest person to me who looks about 20 years younger or so, and 'reveal' to them that I am their true father.

 

[Sewblon]

I will die by firing squad, but I will give the order, so my last words will be "Ready! Aim! Fire!"

 

[James Hueick]

"I'll Be Back."

 

[Phantom_IEC]

"MEEEELLLLLLTTTTTTTTIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGggggggggggggg......."

 

[RipperSU]

I'd simply say, "so it goes".

 

[MattZero]

"My only regret is that I have, boneitis."

That's one of the better episodes of Futurama.

 

[Chrono180]

"Ya know how they say your life flashes before your eyes? Well, thats a load of crap, cause I don't see a damn thing."

 

[zHellas]

"Tis only a flesh wound!"

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

Martyrdom is my favourite perk.

If someone has said this already, I apologize.