So you decided to go to war with Wizards

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Time to go out of hiding, then.
IN other words: counter with my own army of battle mages.

 

[teqrevisited]

If I wanted to be cheap, the BFG-9000. I'll just go with an army of mantis men for the entertainment value.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

No idea how effective magic shields are against speeding lead, but guns should do the job. Shoot a wizard from far enough away, and they won't ever realise you were there.

Alternatively, a handgun and a shield. The shield, not being part of me nor sort of integral to my aura/whatever like clothing, should be able to take Avada Kedavra spells easily. The gun is a gun. Possibly with silver bullets in case of werewolves. Oh, and because chances are silver negates magical shields etc... anyway.

 

[Twilight_guy]

You do realize that once you have to figt wizards its all over right? Magic lets them cheat. If they want you dead they teleport directly to you and cast a death spell. Bam, defeated in 1 second. magic is inherent a work around of of the rules, doing impossible things. You can't fight that any more then you can stop the tide.

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

I´ll take the advice of Kincaid from the Dresden Files novels. And use a sniper rifle from half a mile away.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

I think this video sums it up pretty well.
[HEADING=2]Gun the bastards down![/HEADING]

 

[Infernai]

An army of Dragons. I'm not just talking about a couple hundred or thousand...I'm talking BILLIONS of dragons here, to the point we blot out the fucking sky!

I'd give the wizarding world about three days max before it looks like this:


You may commence retreat now wizards.

I sneak up on the wizard and beat him to death with his own skull.

That doesn't seem physically possible...

 

[Esotera]

An incredibly virulent form of something like TB. Biowarfare is pretty much unstoppable. Failing that, nanobots. Good luck shouting spells when you're a pile of grey goo.

 

[Charvale]

Knock them all out with flashbangs, take all their wands, and use the magically embued wooden devices for kindling in a bonfire. You don't need to kill anyone, just destroy their way of using magic. Once that's done, they're just humans with extra abilities that they can't use.

Not really a threat after that.

 

[HT_Black]

Lots of smoke and tear gas grenades to prevent utterance of hexes, curses, and whatever else they feel like using against me. Then I send in the usual guys and have them pick up the pieces.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Who needs an army?

Give a couple of guys a gun with lots of ammo, and make sure their mothers' love them. That way they can just go around shooting wizards while being immune to spells. They'll even get a couple of cool-looking scars out of it.

*Edit* Wait... the mothers may have to be murdered for the power of love to work. I forget some of the specifics.

Yeah, their mothers would have to be dead. Or course, you could just kill their mothers, and tell them that the wizards killed them. Then they would be invincible, and revenge-fueled!

Actually, that's still not how it works. So you'd need a whole different strategy.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

FIGHT HARDER, YOU FUCKS!

 

[Xaio30]

I call upon my army of Black Mages to combat the silly wizards with sticks instead of proper staffs!

"Fighting magic with magic. Since 1367"

 

[Mardam]

Cthulhu

 

[Xaio30]

with my own army of wizards. think about it, wizard vs wizard war, pretty epic right? they would probably wipe each other out but hey, at least the wizards are dead.

Great minds think alike!

 

[Shirokurou]

Ninjas...
Kill them before they get their little wands.

 

[Jakub324]

Send the SAS at them and they won't last a week. Worldwide.

 

[Christopher Bocanegra]

Kinetic strikes from orbit, then build a McDonalds over the ashes. Mission Acomplished.

 

[Nouw]

SNIPPED FOR ANGRY

Spoiler: ALWAYS ANGRY!

They won't know what hit them. By the time they look up, they'll be knee-deep in their own blood!