So, you have mastered teleportation...

[Shia-Neko-Chan]

but it has a catch.

It makes an offensively loud noise. It's near deafening.

Wherever you appear, the peace is completely disturbed.

Other than that, it's completely safe (you won't clip into objects or harm anyone else).

When do you use your power of teleportation, if at all?

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

Is it near deafening to me, or just the people around me?

If it's just near deafening to the people around me, but not to me, then all the time. If it's near deafening to me as well, I buy ear protection, and then do it all the time.

The only thing I would probably be courteous about is not teleporting at night unless it's an emergency, but doing it during the day there would be zero fucks given.

 

[Elfgore]

Wait, does everyone in the world hear this sound when I teleport or in the area that I teleport from and land at?

If the latter, I would just drive to my Dad's house in the middle of now where and make my destination in the middle of nowhere too. Effecting only a few people. I would only use it in life or death situations in a crowded area.

Now if it's the former, I would only ever use it if my life or someone else was in danger.

 

[Abomination]

Can I take stuff with me?

How much stuff can I take with me?

Can I take PEOPLE with me?

How many can I take with me?

I would seek to reap the economic benefits of being able to instantaneously transport goods and people across vast distances. Hell, I could potentially even start colonizing the nearest habitable world with this ability. The only question is what are my limits?

 

[Realitycrash]

I would use it right now, and teleport to visit someone whom I consider to be my True Love (if such a thing exists). And damn the consequences.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

Are we talking sonic boom-like loud?

If yes, I go to a remote spot, then teleport right next to the Burj Khalifa in Dubai and then continue teleporting indiscriminately around it until every single window on the building has burst.

No real reason why. Just because I can.

 

[Megawat22]

Where does it make this deafening noise? Where I teleport to or where I come from? Or both?
Ah screw it, it don't change my answer.
I'd use my power whenever I was committing crimes. Because I am able to teleport wherever I please whenever I please and this power is infinitely more useful (and fun) if you use it for evil. Robbing banks, smuggling goods, jacking vehicles, sticking up people, you could be a one man pro team with the ability to teleport.
Of course stuff like robbing banks, stores and people is easier with an ability like time manipulation while teleportation is more suited towards smuggling/ trafficking but it's still do-able.
And when I've made my millions by teleporting into bank vaults and smuggling insane quantities of illegal cargo in ridiculously short times I'll just pack up all my money and teleport myself somewhere nice.
Doubt I'd retire early though. When you can teleport directly into bank vaults and instantly out of a crime scene it's less about making enough money to retire early and more about getting the highest score.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Does it make a deafening noise in the place where I'm teleporting FROM or the place I'm teleporting TO?
Either way, sure, I'd do it. Just asking.

 

[Heronblade]

When its worth the commotion, which frankly is fairly often. People already use near deafening modes of transportation that affect a heck of a lot more people than a few random sonic booms will.

 

[Shia-Neko-Chan]

Does it make a deafening noise in the place where I'm teleporting FROM or the place I'm teleporting TO?
Either way, sure, I'd do it. Just asking.

Let's say it happens in both places. The place you teleport from and the place you teleport to.

Where does it make this deafening noise? Where I teleport to or where I come from? Or both?
Ah screw it, it don't change my answer.
I'd use my power whenever I was committing crimes. Because I am able to teleport wherever I please whenever I please and this power is infinitely more useful (and fun) if you use it for evil. Robbing banks, smuggling goods, jacking vehicles, sticking up people, you could be a one man pro team with the ability to teleport.
Of course stuff like robbing banks, stores and people is easier with an ability like time manipulation while teleportation is more suited towards smuggling/ trafficking but it's still do-able.
And when I've made my millions by teleporting into bank vaults and smuggling insane quantities of illegal cargo in ridiculously short times I'll just pack up all my money and teleport myself somewhere nice.
Doubt I'd retire early though. When you can teleport directly into bank vaults and instantly out of a crime scene it's less about making enough money to retire early and more about getting the highest score.

Wouldn't the sound give you away, though?

I mean, after the first robbery, people would know about the guy who appears with a sonic boom and starts ransacking the place, right? Wouldn't that result in heightened security?

Would that even matter?

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

Where does it make this deafening noise? Where I teleport to or where I come from? Or both?
Ah screw it, it don't change my answer.
I'd use my power whenever I was committing crimes. Because I am able to teleport wherever I please whenever I please and this power is infinitely more useful (and fun) if you use it for evil. Robbing banks, smuggling goods, jacking vehicles, sticking up people, you could be a one man pro team with the ability to teleport.
Of course stuff like robbing banks, stores and people is easier with an ability like time manipulation while teleportation is more suited towards smuggling/ trafficking but it's still do-able.
And when I've made my millions by teleporting into bank vaults and smuggling insane quantities of illegal cargo in ridiculously short times I'll just pack up all my money and teleport myself somewhere nice.
Doubt I'd retire early though. When you can teleport directly into bank vaults and instantly out of a crime scene it's less about making enough money to retire early and more about getting the highest score.

Wouldn't the sound give you away, though?

I mean, after the first robbery, people would know about the guy who appears with a sonic boom and starts ransacking the place, right? Wouldn't that result in heightened security?

Would that even matter?

It would damn well take more than one time for people to start believing that there's a guy out there that teleports around with a sonic boom.

I mean hell, there's tons of people who don't believe in global warming, or evolution, or that we landed on the fucking moon, and all of those sound a hell of a lot more plausible than

"Some guy teleported into the vault with a loud boom and stole all the money. No, I'm not high, why do you ask?"

 

[Shia-Neko-Chan]

Where does it make this deafening noise? Where I teleport to or where I come from? Or both?
Ah screw it, it don't change my answer.
I'd use my power whenever I was committing crimes. Because I am able to teleport wherever I please whenever I please and this power is infinitely more useful (and fun) if you use it for evil. Robbing banks, smuggling goods, jacking vehicles, sticking up people, you could be a one man pro team with the ability to teleport.
Of course stuff like robbing banks, stores and people is easier with an ability like time manipulation while teleportation is more suited towards smuggling/ trafficking but it's still do-able.
And when I've made my millions by teleporting into bank vaults and smuggling insane quantities of illegal cargo in ridiculously short times I'll just pack up all my money and teleport myself somewhere nice.
Doubt I'd retire early though. When you can teleport directly into bank vaults and instantly out of a crime scene it's less about making enough money to retire early and more about getting the highest score.

Wouldn't the sound give you away, though?

I mean, after the first robbery, people would know about the guy who appears with a sonic boom and starts ransacking the place, right? Wouldn't that result in heightened security?

Would that even matter?

It would damn well take more than one time for people to start believing that there's a guy out there that teleports around with a sonic boom.

I mean hell, there's tons of people who don't believe in global warming, or evolution, or that we landed on the fucking moon, and all of those sound a hell of a lot more plausible than

"Some guy teleported into the vault with a loud boom and stole all the money. No, I'm not high, why do you ask?"

What about security footage? If bank owners can prove it to the authorities and the other bank owners with the security footage, would that be enough?

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

Where does it make this deafening noise? Where I teleport to or where I come from? Or both?
Ah screw it, it don't change my answer.
I'd use my power whenever I was committing crimes. Because I am able to teleport wherever I please whenever I please and this power is infinitely more useful (and fun) if you use it for evil. Robbing banks, smuggling goods, jacking vehicles, sticking up people, you could be a one man pro team with the ability to teleport.
Of course stuff like robbing banks, stores and people is easier with an ability like time manipulation while teleportation is more suited towards smuggling/ trafficking but it's still do-able.
And when I've made my millions by teleporting into bank vaults and smuggling insane quantities of illegal cargo in ridiculously short times I'll just pack up all my money and teleport myself somewhere nice.
Doubt I'd retire early though. When you can teleport directly into bank vaults and instantly out of a crime scene it's less about making enough money to retire early and more about getting the highest score.

Wouldn't the sound give you away, though?

I mean, after the first robbery, people would know about the guy who appears with a sonic boom and starts ransacking the place, right? Wouldn't that result in heightened security?

Would that even matter?

It would damn well take more than one time for people to start believing that there's a guy out there that teleports around with a sonic boom.

I mean hell, there's tons of people who don't believe in global warming, or evolution, or that we landed on the fucking moon, and all of those sound a hell of a lot more plausible than

"Some guy teleported into the vault with a loud boom and stole all the money. No, I'm not high, why do you ask?"

What about security footage? If bank owners can prove it to the authorities and the other bank owners with the security footage, would that be enough?

Do banks usually have security cameras inside the vault? I don't think I've ever noticed a camera inside of a bank vault before. Right outside the vault door, and all over the bank, sure, but not inside, at least not in banks that have security deposit boxes, since they like to give their customers privacy.

Edit: And hell, a bank vault might even muffle the sound of you teleporting in.

 

[Adeptus Aspartem]

Ear plugs, bitches!

No seriously, sometimes my laziness knows no boundaries. If i could teleport i doubt i'd ever walk again. Heck, i'd even teleport into the kitchen to get me a drink.

It would be kinda like this:

 

[krazykidd]

Ear plugs, bitches!

No seriously, sometimes my laziness knows no boundaries. If i could teleport i doubt i'd ever walk again. Heck, i'd even teleport into the kitchen to get me a drink.

It would be kinda like this:

That's awsome . Who needs hands , telekenises bitches .

OT: yeah i'd use it . Worst case scenerio , people get pissed , and i teleport away! Hell , depending on where i teleport , people might not even notice . However , if possible , i would teleport into a place where there's no one , like a closet or a bathroom stall . Imagine the halarious scenerio , a sonic boom coming from the bathroom !

 

[Shia-Neko-Chan]

Do banks usually have security cameras inside the vault? I don't think I've ever noticed a camera inside of a bank vault before. Right outside the vault door, and all over the bank, sure, but not inside, at least not in banks that have security deposit boxes, since they like to give their customers privacy.

Edit: And hell, a bank vault might even muffle the sound of you teleporting in.

Yeah, I guess you're right. If you teleported directly into a bank vault, it might muffle the sound.

(I've never been in a bank vault before. I just assumed all parts of the bank would be covered with cameras. Like some sort of hi tech camera paint or camera wallpaper, laced with microscopic nano-cameras.)

 

[Abomination]

Do banks usually have security cameras inside the vault? I don't think I've ever noticed a camera inside of a bank vault before. Right outside the vault door, and all over the bank, sure, but not inside, at least not in banks that have security deposit boxes, since they like to give their customers privacy.

Edit: And hell, a bank vault might even muffle the sound of you teleporting in.

Yeah, I guess you're right. If you teleported directly into a bank vault, it might muffle the sound.

(I've never been in a bank vault before. I just assumed all parts of the bank would be covered with cameras. Like some sort of hi tech camera paint or camera wallpaper, laced with microscopic nano-cameras.)

It would be... but there are things known as masks, right?

Just wear a hoodie, balaclava, baggy pants, maybe some shoes that make you about 3-4 inches taller, sunglasses, surgical gloves and flip the camera off as you rob the place.

 

[Trig0n]

I would teleport into quiet bathroom stalls while people are trying to poop. Just to hear the screams of terror mixed with fear shits plopping down into the toilet. Or you know, I could so something semi-useful.