So, you have mastered teleportation...

[ShipofFools]

Smuggling would be really, really easy.
Just pick up a couple of bricks of hashish in Morocco, walk into the desert, teleport to Fucking Nowhere USA, where you have parked your car.

Boom. Infinite money, and also a lot of hash.

 

[AlbertoDeSanta]

Yes. Yes I would. I would use it to go wherever I wanted. Of course, there'd be limits. I wouldn't teleport from my bed to the shitter, but I'd teleport distances that are a bit... further. For instance, I'd teleport from my home to the store, or a place that's closer, so as to avoid making people go absolutely fucking deaf.

 

[Strazdas]

why, sinister purposes of course!
I would no longer lack any material need i can lift. and armed guards wont stop me, i teleport before the bullet reaches me.

Also would be interesting to teleport a bomb inside drug barons bedroom.

 

[Bruce]

I would teleport behind various religious leaders in the middle of saying stupid shit, smack them with a squeaky hammer, yell "Thor out" and then teleport somewhere else.

 

[pandorum]

I would teleport into quiet bathroom stalls while people are trying to poop. Just to hear the screams of terror mixed with fear shits plopping down into the toilet. Or you know, I could so something semi-useful.

I spat my drink every where reading that that would be awesome lol.

 

[Hawk eye1466]

I'm assuming you mean the people in the area I teleport into will be the ones hearing this noise, I'll assume it sounds like a really loud bang or something. But yeah I'd still totally do it all the time people would get used to it and if not I'll just teleport into a store steal a few earplugs and give them away.

And I'd use it for so many things from bank robbery to pranks the possibilities are endless!

 

[OneCatch]

Probably steal a load of money from bank vaults (who'll barely notice it's gone and it's insured anyway), and then only use it for harmless dicking around and sightseeing.

Oh, also, I'd clear out the Vatican archives and split it between various national museums (British Museum, Smithsonian, Museo Nazionale, etc).

...And teleport into the NSA's data centres with as big a magnet as I can carry. Same for wherever they host google adsense.

 

[M0rp43vs]

I will bet customs officials will be PIIIISSSSEEEDDD though.

Depends on which side of the law you wanna be on.
Still, with the powers, customs will basically be the thing that takes the most time by default.

 

[Sansha]

As long as it doesn't harm me, especially doesn't damage my hearing, I'm definitely down. I'd just try to teleport away from most people, though I imagine teleporting into the middle of a forest would disturb the fuck out of some peace.

In fact, it'd be just awesome if it came with a powerful shockwave, either compressed air or simple kinetic energy.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'd wear ear plugs and travel to and from without a passport! Europe, Asia, the Americas!

 

[Headdrivehardscrew]

Hm.

Interesting concept.

I think I'd use it mainly to teleport into and out of and from and to street riots and war zones, just for teh lulz. The incredible lulz. Also, the absolutely random occasional good deeds that might take place when I deafen all the arseholes around me. I'd invest in an upgrade to also blind them.

 

[Seraj33]

I would visit my girlfriend more often than once a year.

Simple as that.

 

[James Joseph Emerald]

People lack imagination when it comes to teleportation.

First off, if our clothes come with us (and the air in our lungs, etc, but not the ground we're standing on), we can assume we have control over what gets teleported.

So, aside from instantaneous travel, with the power to teleport matter you could:

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  [li]Teleport food/waste directly in/out of your body, so you never have to spend time eating/using the toilet (also, you could eat whatever you want and then immediately remove it from your body, without having to vomit);[/li]
  [li]Cure cancer by teleporting it out of people (as well as performing other kinds of surgery);[/li]
  [li]Create a field around you that teleports away incoming projectiles/danger (or around your car to prevent car crashes);[/li]
  [li]Build or sculpt anything instantly, given the right raw materials;[/li]
  [li]Teleport air into your lungs (or warm, clean air around your body), allowing you to survive in any environment;[/li]
  [li]Turn invisible by teleporting away all the photons before they reflect off you;[/li]
  [li]Perform virtually any magic trick;[/li]
  [li]Instantly arrest and detain criminals non-violently;[/li]
  [li]Destroy anything by teleporting chunks of it away;[/li]
  [li]Re-arrange matter on the molecular or atomic level;[/li]

It is probably the most God-like power there is, with the right application.

 

[dementis]

If it's like the sound of thunder I'd probably use it more than if it was quiet. Can't you see how cool it would be if your presence was always precluded by the sound of thunder!?

 

[Patathatapon]

I would teleport into quiet bathroom stalls while people are trying to poop. Just to hear the screams of terror mixed with fear shits plopping down into the toilet. Or you know, I could so something semi-useful.

That's great for constipated people though!

OT: I'd rarely use it. Maybe if I wore ear plugs, I'd do it nearby assholes. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME NOW BRETT? Oh whats that? You can't hear me while I'm teleporting around you constantly? TOUGH SHIT!

 

[KOMega]

Is the sound similar to thunder? Cause that'd be cool actually.

Assuming I am not deafened by the noise. I'd just try to be inconspicuous about my location since it will probably be loud enough that the exact location might be hard to point out.

Even if people are disturbed and dislike my loud noises, I'd take that for getting around in seconds.

 

[Clowndoe]

I would use it for the most petty reasons. Like I would teleport to the bus stop instead of walking there.

 

[chinangel]

yes i use it. It would lmake travelling to other countries a breeze

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

I would join a metal band or a dubstep/hardcore group, and teleport around the room in time to the music... Surround sound bass-drum! Instant hit!