So, you have mastered teleportation...

[Shia-Neko-Chan]

Do banks usually have security cameras inside the vault? I don't think I've ever noticed a camera inside of a bank vault before. Right outside the vault door, and all over the bank, sure, but not inside, at least not in banks that have security deposit boxes, since they like to give their customers privacy.

Edit: And hell, a bank vault might even muffle the sound of you teleporting in.

Yeah, I guess you're right. If you teleported directly into a bank vault, it might muffle the sound.

(I've never been in a bank vault before. I just assumed all parts of the bank would be covered with cameras. Like some sort of hi tech camera paint or camera wallpaper, laced with microscopic nano-cameras.)

It would be... but there are things known as masks, right?

Just wear a hoodie, balaclava, baggy pants, maybe some shoes that make you about 3-4 inches taller, sunglasses, surgical gloves and flip the camera off as you rob the place.

It's less they'll know your identity and more that they'll simply place people directly in the vaults with WEAPONS!.... if they knew some sort of teleporting supervillian was stealing everyone's money.

Their job would be simple. Stand in the vault in shifts with your gun constantly at the ready in case the magical masked Dr. Who wannabe makes his appearance.

(I've never watched Dr. Who. That reference might not be right. XD)

 

[Malbourne]

This superpower lends itself more to miscreancy than to altruism, doesn't it? Well, that agrees with me completely! Fun is the object of this game, isn't it? Find some secluded village in the middle of Empty, McNowhere, and create the myth of the Deafening Bandicoot (or regional equivalent)! Maybe sell some merchandise in the fallout.

 

[Shia-Neko-Chan]

This superpower lends itself more to miscreancy than to altruism, doesn't it? Well, that agrees with me completely! Fun is the object of this game, isn't it? Find some secluded village in the middle of Empty, McNowhere, and create the myth of the Deafening Bandicoot (or regional equivalent)! Maybe sell some merchandise in the fallout.

Oh wow. You have no idea how hard I'm laughing right now.

I like the way you think. XD

 

[infinity_turtles]

Work for NASA. Colonies on Mars within' a year.

 

[Shia-Neko-Chan]

Work for NASA. Colonies on Mars within' a year.

You'd be confident enough to try to reach Mars with it?

 

[infinity_turtles]

Work for NASA. Colonies on Mars within' a year.

You'd be confident enough to try to reach Mars with it?

Why wouldn't I? I'd make sure I had proper equipment to survive in space for a bit if it screwed up and I came up short, but if that happens I just teleport back and no big loss. Besides, the words "mastered" imply that I'd know if there was some sort of big issue.

 

[Shia-Neko-Chan]

Work for NASA. Colonies on Mars within' a year.

You'd be confident enough to try to reach Mars with it?

Why wouldn't I? I'd make sure I had proper equipment to survive in space for a bit if it screwed up and I came up short, but if that happens I just teleport back and no big loss. Besides, the words "mastered" imply that I'd know if there was some sort of big issue.

I guess.

But how would you have tested your ability to go to other planets with it if you're just now going to NASA?

 

[EHKOS]

Drug cartel's money room. I would raid them all the time. First to make sure I can take care of my mother for the rest of her life, then start donating the funds to charities. Also ironically I will create a charity for drug cartel members that have gone deaf. And then never donate to it.

 

[Keneth]

1. Rampant mischief, misconduct, and hijinks of the misdemeanor variety. (mostly)

2. I'd travel the world on my own terms. Ya'know, see the sights. (Especially the ones I'm not supposed to.)

3. Drop a letter offering my services onto Barack Obama's desk in the Oval Office. Then GTFO before the Secret Service busts in guns blazing.

4. Ditto for Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping.

5. Tell them to FUCK OFF when the want me to kill someone.

6. "Borrow" a spacesuit and visit Mars.

7. Park the Curiosity Rover outside JPL.

8. Hang out in the parking lot to watch the commotion.

9. Apologize, put it back, and offer to deliver the next one on the house.

10. Goto 1.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

but it has a catch.
It makes an offensively loud noise. It's near deafening.
Wherever you appear, the peace is completely disturbed.
Other than that, it's completely safe (you won't clip into objects or harm anyone else).
When do you use your power of teleportation, if at all?

....

Step 1, Buy professional grade earplugs. Also a mask.

Step 2, Rob All the Casinos in Vegas by teleporting directly into the vaults (and out again to a field somewhere).

Step 3, Profit.

 

[spartan231490]

idk, that makes a lot of the things I would use teleportation for(stealth) rather pointless. I would still use it all the time of course, 0 fucks given if other people are disturbed.

 

[remnant_phoenix]

but it has a catch.

It makes an offensively loud noise. It's near deafening.

Wherever you appear, the peace is completely disturbed.

Other than that, it's completely safe (you won't clip into objects or harm anyone else).

When do you use your power of teleportation, if at all?

Easy.

First, I quit my job and become the world's most famous magician. I'll just use really loud music during my stage shows and find a way to incorporate the BANG into my most-amazing-magic-tricks-the-world-has-ever-seen-because-they-don't-know-about-or-understand-my-superpower.

Then, once I've made my millions, I'll retire from the stage, make some smart investments so I can be independently wealthy, and then use my power to travel the world, making sure to POP into desolate, underpopulated areas.

Teleportation is my no-question go-to response when people ask me what superpower I would want, so I've thought this one through...a lot.

 

[Hero of Lime]

Wait, I get the power of teleportation and I make a grand entrance every time I appear somewhere? That sounds amazing! What was the drawback again?

 

[JagermanXcell]

So I disturb the peace every time I show up? That. sounds. like something I already do every day.
I might piss off some people but if I need to get to class/work I will simply not give a crap. Just as long as my disturbance is something like this


I am completely fine with the consequences as long as my entrance is THAT grand. Try and hate me for it see if I care!!! *teleports away*

 

[Abomination]

Work for NASA. Colonies on Mars within' a year.

You'd be confident enough to try to reach Mars with it?

Why wouldn't I? I'd make sure I had proper equipment to survive in space for a bit if it screwed up and I came up short, but if that happens I just teleport back and no big loss. Besides, the words "mastered" imply that I'd know if there was some sort of big issue.

Mars is small potatos. What you want is nearst habitable space.

Of course it's not just an issue of "going back". Imagine getting lost in the universe. Which star is Earth again? Nobody knows because you're the first to ever look at our solar system from the outside.

 

[M0rp43vs]

I'd open an extremely expensive courier service.
Delivered in a day or I teleport away with your money, guaranteed.

I'd also probably double up as a superhero and use my powers to help Fireman and rescue teams get stranded survivors to safety. Maybe even incorporate martial arts with my powers and become a more "Traditional" superhero.
I'd call myself The Sonic Boom, lie that I have the power of superspeed and walk around in spandex in public.

 

[Tenkage]

Use it to Teleport to Anita Sarkeesian with a camera, and have a nice civil discusion with her. No really, I am being serious, if she would just sit down with some of her detractors to defend herself we'd be good, that or I just get Mundane Matt to do it, he would be better then me

If I were to use it for myself rather then the good of the gaming industry, I would teleport to a library, just to piss off everyone there LOL

 

[Tenkage]

I'd open an extremely expensive courier service.
Delivered in a day or I teleport away with your money, guaranteed.

I'd also probably double up as a superhero and use my powers to help Fireman and rescue teams get stranded survivors to safety. Maybe even incorporate martial arts with my powers and become a more "Traditional" superhero.
I'd call myself The Sonic Boom, lie that I have the power of superspeed and walk around in spandex in public.

Ok your idea is much better then mine....

 

[Queen Michael]

How do I use it, you ask? When do I use it, you ask? *clears throat*

 

[StormShaun]

Does the boom shatter the windows around you?
I'm just going to say "no".

Well, I would use it when I want I guess.
Although I would not reveal myself that soon, I'd probably use it in front of the world when there is an emergency.

I do wander if I can teleport other people or things?
That would make saving people easy. (I think)
We do have to think if people will try to kill you over that power though like in that movie "Jumper".
I don't want to get hunted down. ;_; (Doubt they could hold me down)

So yeah, I would save the world when I can and have a good life.