So, you just found out you are Jesus...

[BreakfastMan]

Well, kind of. You are still in modern times, and you are still yourself as you are now. You just find out that you are the literal child of God, and you have full access to your godly powers, the only limit of which is your imagination. My question to you is this: What would you do with yourself now? Would you preach a message of love and peace to the world, or would you conquer the world with your new-found power? Would you start a club with an alien, a very well-endowed time traveler, and an esper to go look for strange mysteries or occurrences? Or would you just drown yourself in bacon? The choice is up to you!

P.S. Please keep it civil guys and gals. This thread is just for fun, not religion bashing. So let's just avoid that stuff, please?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I'd be a super hero. Access to any powers I want? Hells yeah, most overpowered super hero ever.

I'd make myself look like Spider-Man, just to make it more awesome.

 

[Palademon]

I'd become a super hero ofcourse!

But the Haruhi idea also interests me...

I guess I'd have the problem that I like people liking me for my personality, not my status.

 

[baseracer]

I'll keep my powers in check, because I don't want people following me and worshiping me.

 

[Veloxe]

I'd probably keep my powers to myself while secretly healing people or fixing certain issues here or there. I know what I wouldn't do, reveal myself to the public! Look what happened to the last guy! And it's not like the religious extremists have gone anywhere so...

I might go like the superman route and have a secret identity for every day stuff and when shit hits the fan transform to go help people.

 

[Lawnmooer]

I'd probably be a hit at the weekends, via turning tap water into wine

So I would spend my time practicing what alcoholic drinks I can turn water into.

Also walking on water would make traveling easier (I live near a river)

 

[LiudvikasT]

I would go back in time and influence various historical events to make world and history more awesome.

 

[BENZOOKA]

I've known I'm Jesus for a long time already.

 

[Stammer]

Hell yeah I'd become a superhero!

 

[TwistedEllipses]

I would be a superhero of course!

...though I would also have a side aim to find out why God has hidden my identity from me and seek vengeance or re-establishment of our father-son relationship...

 

[kuyo]

secretly break the laws of physics and make a bunch of new creatures that make no sense like a tree you can drive like a car and a whale sized fish covered in orange fur.

 

[DonMartin]

Wow, this is the most interesting question in a while.

I'm not sure. Does this mean I have some sort of connection with god? Does he talk to me? What about the idea of a holy trinity?

Man, I know what I'll be thinking about the coming few days.

 

[Sovreign]

I would go on national tv, and just start ROFLing and be like, dude I was just kidding about that whole son of God and messiah, man you guys are gullible.

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

i would fight crime while invisible, so i dont have a bunch of religous whack-os following me around

 

[Armored Prayer]

Well first I'd freak out. After that I'd abuse my power and do things I'd would never been able to do like jump super high, make it rain soda, punch a whale.

After weeks of doing impossible feats, I'd use my powers for good and bring peace to the middle east.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

That would be incredibly ironic. Anyway, I'd probably start smiting people who irritate me.

 

[Napierdalac]

I would make the world a better place for all people.. With peace and serenity.... Through conquest.

Oh yeah, tremble ! BOW FOR ME.

And ofc. drown my self in bacon.

 

[imnot]

How can I be jesus, Im already the god of hellfire!

 

[Penguinness]

- Try to get rid of religion. Not much to say about this so, yeah. Not bashing.
- Then, sorry guys I'd get you all off of eating meat. I wouldn't even give you a choice, so it's not like you'd have to give up as such, maybe I'll make you think that you've always been vegan. Yeah I know it sucks, I'd have to give it up too.
- Then I'd do various other things like save people, force countries to do stuff and rain down vengeance if I feel like it.

I never said I would be fair.

 

[Manicotti]

Flatten several mountain ranges, rejuvenating the deserts under them into being ariable. Bam, we now have space for more people and more agriculture, thus raising the quality of life in those areas.

And moon the entire WBC during one of their protests.