So, you just found out you are Jesus...

[lacktheknack]

Pull a Minecraft IRL.

Floating islands over a sea of lava in a monster cave ten feet below you!

 

[Jonluw]

First I'd start believing in God real quick.
Then I would bring world peace, stop hunger, crime and all that stuff; all the while either making sure that the earth can support the rise in population or making people procreate less.
Then I'd make my own life really comfortable I guess.

Oh, and I'd make it so that everyone were perfectly happy with their lives, find satisfaction and fulfilment, and as an added bonus they would get a tremendous intelligence.

 

[Gigano]

Purge my flock. Too many sheepish people in it.

Then teleport to some galaxy far far away and be the god of a new world.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Reveal my godliness to the WBC and tell them to stop being dicks. If they refuse, I send them to hell.

 

[CG NUTS]

i would first fix the planet's climate problems save alot of animals and forrest and dissobedient humans wull be sent to the moon (there wull de a giant space station for them to live) and make the most awesome virtual reality video game

 

[Cybele]

Make the world a more interesting place by adding magic and stuff like that.

 

[Plurralbles]

Pretty much.

 

[Wondermint13]

Declare that the only way to worship god is to eat Cadbury's creme eggs!

 

[Ice Car]

I would give myself a million dollars. I would then... Uh... Wow I actually have no idea what I would do.

I would probably be selfish at first and get everything I wanted and then focus on the people and places around me, and making them right.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I would probably just go around being a nice guy. Solving problems for people and things. But I wouldn't force belief on people, so long as they're nice enough I don't see the point.

 

[TheEvilCheese]

See: Bruce Almighty.

But without the whole moral dilemma etc.
I'd just be a selfish pig probably.

Also, Morgan Freeman is most certainly God.

 

[GodsAndFishes]

Probably open an extremely profitable wine bar. I wouldn't reveal myself to the public though, I'd hate to be famous like that.

Declare that the only way to worship god is to eat Cadbury's creme eggs!

Also if I can't be Jesus incarnate, I want this guy to be!

 

[Sticky Squid]

Make myself a really nice hat and walk on water.

 

[Mechsoap]

Realise I have some serious daddy issues to take care of...

 

[Mr. Google]

this would mean id have to abide by the christian code so....probably go molest some little boys? no i joke i joke! I would probably just go around helping people out with...life and stuff!

 

[ultrachicken]

I'd become Batman. Duh.

 

[Tharwen]

I'd go to the Westboro Baptist Church and tell them to fuck off.

Then I'd feel all embarrassed about having been an atheist for my whole life.

 

[Ben Legend]

I give everyone my powers. Let the shit storm begin!

 

[Godhead]

Make troll science work. Then proceed to troll scientists with shit they were wrong about all along. Video recording of light will make me a millionaire.