So, you just found out you are Jesus...

[Twilight_guy]

First of all I'd wonder what the hell is up with the laws of the universe since Jesus never sins and I think i might have a few times, then I'd go find a lake and strut across it... like a boss, and I'd finish it up by bring a message of hope and love and bring world piece, blah blah blah. Strutting across a lake though... that's my main concern.

 

[Tdc2182]

Immediately decree Westboro Baptist Church members wrong and condemn them to eternity in hell.

Provided people believe me of course.

Then I'd ask from favors from the big man and let him know of some things that I'm not to proud of him for.

 

[Baldry]

I'd fight crime and save the world and stuff!

 

[DarksideFlame]

I'd probably do something like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otqcKT1pwqs

 

[dancinginfernal]

I'd chill with my friend Malcolm who would promptly worship the ground I walk on.

 

[Alpha Maeko]

I can do... -anything-?

Create my own Star Trek'esque universe in an alternate reality and secretly live among the inhabitants.

Derp derp.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Step 1: Bring the Doctor/ TARDIS into existence.
Step 2: Find spunky hot college girl who's sick of her normal life.
Step 3: INFINITE UNIVERSE TOUR
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit!

Did I do that right?

 

[Saippua]

I would grow my hair long start wearing robes declare myself god, go and win the james randi challenge thing and then go off to find new and interesting ways to abuse my powers. And then maybe help humanity or something on the side.

 

[masticina]

I would walk a mile in my own shoes *chuckle*
Then maybe look at why the hell christian psalms as to freaking depressing. Really seriously a bit of happiness is not going to kill you. A spear in your side though maybe and what is with wearing torture devices around your neck? Ah time for a bit of making things a bit lighter. Mmm where is that buddy christ statue

 

[InnerRebellion]

Run around doing random "miracles", like turning random shit into other random shit. Cuz yknow, we all know Jesus was the biggest troll in the world and the Bible just hides that.

Or maybe go fuck with the Pope and make him edit the Bible to tell of the epic battle against a Dragon I had, with an army of angels on my side.

 

[Drop_D-Bombshell]

I'd probably mess with the religious nutcases, proving that I am jesus then demanding them to do things that I want them to do as I'm jesus. For example, I would tell them that I can explode their kidneys by muttering the word 'duppledanger' three times and will do it unless they eat three pinecones every hour.

The look on them extremist's faces when if I said that would be priceless. Even funnier if they actually did it.

Yh, not the best at giving examples.

 

[El Poncho]

So I can do anything I imagine?

I would turn this world into Pokémon but keep the countries landscape etc. add in the regions in Pokémon as well somewhere close to me. Everything else will be pure pokémon.

I'll go play pokémon now...

 

[Mr Shrike]

I would keep it quiet, possibly not even tell anyone, and slowly manipulate the world to suit me.

Ahhh, a man can dream.

 

[Zorg Machine]

I would prove my godly powers to the pope and command him to switch his hat for a fake ass.

after that? I would spend eternity creating and exploring universes. One Piece/Dr Who/pokemon cross over world here I come!

 

[Something Amyss]

Hang out around the Phelps family. When they hold up signs saying "God Hates Fags!" I'd hold up a sign saying "No He Doesn't!"

That would be week 2. I'm assuming I worked out crime, hunger and poverty in week 1. But I'm not gonna mess with free will.

 

[Stuntcrab]

I would.... I would.... create a new alien race? Create the best video game ever. Hmmmm end world hunger?

I'll keep my powers in check, because I don't want people following me and worshiping me.

But then you could just use your powers to get them to go away.

 

[DanielDeFig]

If i found out i was the "reincarnated spirit" of a jewish arab from two thousand years ago, whose mother claimed to be a virgin (because sexual relation outside marriage would be justification for stoning her to death), who had spent most of my "previous life" as one of thousands of preaching messiahs, only to find out what perverted, twisted form my already somewhat lunatic teachings had taken? Well, i think i would try to either stay out of the way as much as possible or try to undo the terrible things done in the name of the new form my original teachings had taken.

Oh, you just wanted to know what i would do with unlimited supernatural powers? Yeah, the entire universe is now my lab, and i will be conducting every conceivable experiment i can think of by creating and destroying worlds and observing the universe, while messing with it sometimes for more specific experiments (Adding volcanoes and throwing meteorites in heavily populated areas, SimCity style).

(I really need to work on those run-on sentences)

 

[theheroofaction]

I don't need beer to spike the punch anymore.