So, you just found out you are Jesus...

[Dr. Pepper Unlimited]

Or would you just drown yourself in bacon?

Personally, I like the sound of this option. I like it very much.

I don't think I'd do anything too noticeable, or I'd work in the background. I don't want millions of people beating down my door because they realized I'm Jesus. I wouldn't like that kind of attention. I'll stick to my solitude...and bacon.

 

[Roofstone]

Right.. For the first month or two, earth is my minecraft. Then, I would probally try to help people.. Though I would, probally, get bored by that in the end. And go back to the minecraft bit.

That isnt a joke btw, I would treat the earth like my minecraft.

 

[Harveypot]

Make it rain cornettos and befriend a sad flying whale.

Step 1: Bring the Doctor/ TARDIS into existence.
Step 2: Find spunky hot college girl who's sick of her normal life.
Step 3: INFINITE UNIVERSE TOUR
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit!

Did I do that right?

Or that.

 

[Togs]

What I'd do? remake christianity into something a little more to more my liking- less American evangelical fundamentalism, more peace and good will to your fellow humans.

Plus Id publicly dropkick people like the pope into an enormous vat of horseshit.

EDIT=althoguh judging by what supposedly happened to the last one, Id probably take out a big life insurance thingy

 

[emeraldrafael]

I'd go around, righting the wrongs that are committed in the world (though small scale, since even when you're Jesus, you cant just go changing everything without real world reprecussions).

Or I just go do tons of blow and hung with pimps and whores, since thats what the real jesus did, but missed his opportunity.

 

[Fuselage]

I would make everyone on earth a nice cold refreshing beer, Then solve world hunger when i get around to it...

 

[conflictofinterests]

Pardon everyone and everything ever, regardless of whether or not they worship me/my dad. Hell will go into foreclosure, and be sold as a summer home for people who get bored with Heaven/Limbo/Whatevs.

Other than that, decrease world suck, and impart some (more) powers onto Notch and his team because Minecraft ROCKS. Make it more profitable to make more things with art styles like the original Paper Mario, so they will be made, so I can squee at the cute and yaay at the things game studios spent their money on ASIDE from graphics.

 

[Gudrests]

Reveal my godliness to the WBC and tell them to stop being dicks. If they refuse, I send them to hell.

My vote....just send them to hell and EVERYONE else to heaven....just to rub there nose in it
But yeahhh....they would be the first to go....id be superman pretty much...with a weakness of....well...i do like me some good ham

 

[DocBalance]

Well, first there would be a long awkward silence. Normally in situations where I suddenly have new and baffling abilities, I swear, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be allowed to do that anymore.

 

[Irriduccibilli]

Sitting in the park, cooking steaks with my heat vision and cooling beer with my cooling breath and use my x-ray vision to see through womens clothes... oh wait, that was if I was Superman.... o well, is there a difference?

 

[monkey_man]

I would make Cancer disappear for starters.
Then I'd clone myself a few times, and send each clone out to make his own planet and inhabitants.
Since I am god-like then, i can wait for a few years, until the clones perfect their planets.
Then I'd take control of the least grown planet, and make it superior to every oher planet out there.
For lulz

 

[Rayne870]

Take a Pilates class

 

[Wrds]

Being the mesiah, I'd probably have to die for someone's sins or something. With that thought in mind, I'd duplicate myself. Make him do all the work, and retire to fiji.

 

[Lexodus]

Nah, I've known for a couple of years. I used to be a skinhead, then I grew it out, looked in the mirror and thought, "FUCK! I'm Jesus!"

 

[sumanoskae]

I'd create the greatest game of all time, use my powers to locate an awesome girlfriend, immortalize everyone I care about and give them super powers, then turn them into my own order of guardian angels/devils, and then I'd erase everyones memories so they had no idea I was god, then I'd make sure that my friends with powers had conflicting motivations and watch as they attempted to overthrow and destroy each other and see their visions of the world made real... All in good fun, of course, I'd revive them all and say "Just kidding, I'm God and you guys can't die" then they'd become like Highlanders. Of course I'd fix everything they broke and clean up after them.

P.S: I'd also find this god person and kill him, can't have him getting in the way of my fun

 

[Craig Cameron]

I would probably just get things done around the house, do the cleaning and then levitate things for my own amusement. I'd also fix game bugs so I didn't have to wait for updates.

as for the superhero thing, really people? I know you'd have omnipotence but being a superhero would suck, having to take time out of the day to go save some ungrateful wretch while people hail you and others try to slander you? I'm sorry but while the world is screwed up, being a superhero would only make it worse as people start to depend on you for every little thing.

 

[conflictofinterests]

Step 1: Bring the Doctor/ TARDIS into existence.
Step 2: Find spunky hot college girl who's sick of her normal life.
Step 3: INFINITE UNIVERSE TOUR
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit!

Did I do that right?

Only if it's NOT the 11th Doctor. (He looks like he has face cancer that has metastasized, which would explain his extreme mental deficits.) Bonus points if it's the 10th Doctor.

 

[Wintermoot]

so I,m the sun of deity I don,t believe in?
I would probably fast forward human technology to a point where we have awesome mech,s

 

[Griffstar]

Make a uber-country in the center of the earth were I would plan on making a new planet better then the earth. And only the most worthy of Humans would be able to come in my humble country with unlimited rich's and happyness while dictating all the other country's problems.

 

[Eireronin]

- Try to get rid of religion. Not much to say about this so, yeah. Not bashing.
- Then, sorry guys I'd get you all off of eating meat. I wouldn't even give you a choice, so it's not like you'd have to give up as such, maybe I'll make you think that you've always been vegan. Yeah I know it sucks, I'd have to give it up too.
- Then I'd do various other things like save people, force countries to do stuff and rain down vengeance if I feel like it.

I never said I would be fair.

No meat huh?

CRUCIFY HIM!!!