Absolutely, David Tennant is a best. Haven't seen the 5th season/11th doctor yet, Netflix won't put it on Instant Streaming.conflictofinterests said:
So, you just found out you are Jesus...
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Please, for your sake, for my sake, and for the love of GOD, DO NOT WATCH THAT SEASON. They started writing the Doctor's part for 5 year olds. I half expect the next companion to be Dora the Explorer.Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:Absolutely, David Tennant is a best. Haven't seen the 5th season/11th doctor yet, Netflix won't put it on Instant Streaming.conflictofinterests said:
I'd propably spend a few months just floating in the sky, while simultaneously fucking with aiplane pilots and telepathically seeking out the worthy to endow with the ultimate knowledge needed to stabilise the world population, end world hunger, create infinite energy and start the ball rolling to getting rid of organised religion and all prejdudice. After gifting the worthy with all that then I'd start exploring the universe and looking for other sentient life forms. Should I find any sentient life forms then I'd do the whole endowing the worthy with ultimate knowledge thing again while using my awesoem powers to write a general Human-(Insert other life form) Dictionary so that when the two species meet there wouldn't be any language barriers. Then continue exploring the universe.
What, I am? Cool
Problem is, the bills still need to be paid. As long as my powers can also be self-serving that's cool. Because being Jesus is great. But being Armani-wearing Jesus pulling up outside a hospice to cure cancer in a Ferrari? That's super awesome!
Problem is, the bills still need to be paid. As long as my powers can also be self-serving that's cool. Because being Jesus is great. But being Armani-wearing Jesus pulling up outside a hospice to cure cancer in a Ferrari? That's super awesome!
Personal evidence that I am Jesus is useless, no matter how convinced I am I would be required to offer proof of my divinity and, since this is still reality, I would be unable to fulfill that need for evidence to any satisfactory degree. I would therefore be forced to reevaluate my mental condition and question what psychological flaw caused me to need me to believe I was unduly special and important.
I'd tell everyone one that they shouldn't follow the Bible for a source of morality, just to be good for the sake of helping others.
can I travel the world to convince religious nuts to give up religion? Cause I think that would be quite a wild ride for jesus to do.
Goddamnit, really? I mean, there were already episodes here and there that were kind of on the edge of pure silliness, and I let those slide, but I wouldn't watch a whole SEASON of them.conflictofinterests said:Please, for your sake, for my sake, and for the love of GOD, DO NOT WATCH THAT SEASON. They started writing the Doctor's part for 5 year olds. I half expect the next companion to be Dora the Explorer.Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:Absolutely, David Tennant is a best. Haven't seen the 5th season/11th doctor yet, Netflix won't put it on Instant Streaming.conflictofinterests said:
Christ, I was kind of afraid that might happen at some point. That kinda sucks.
I'd take a moment, consider things, consider the power I have, and then BOOM! Everyone bisexual.
I would probably go on a non-interactive time travel cruise! :X I'm extremely curious about past civilisations!
World Domination.
I would bring peace to the world through World Domination that is. No corrupt powers or bankers with the money to buy countries, just me, Jesus!
Then I'd go smite all those loud ass atheists who know the Bible cover to cover just so they can bloody knitpick. Then those crazy Religious nuts.
And then I'd go party my nose clean off my face. Having already died for everyone's sins I could do as much blow and screw every hooker in the planet and still go positive.
Oh, and I'd make Charlie Sheen president (of America) for a laugh.
I would bring peace to the world through World Domination that is. No corrupt powers or bankers with the money to buy countries, just me, Jesus!
Then I'd go smite all those loud ass atheists who know the Bible cover to cover just so they can bloody knitpick. Then those crazy Religious nuts.
And then I'd go party my nose clean off my face. Having already died for everyone's sins I could do as much blow and screw every hooker in the planet and still go positive.
Oh, and I'd make Charlie Sheen president (of America) for a laugh.
I just hope the writers pull their heads out of their asses next season.Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:Goddamnit, really? I mean, there were already episodes here and there that were kind of on the edge of pure silliness, and I let those slide, but I wouldn't watch a whole SEASON of them.conflictofinterests said:Please, for your sake, for my sake, and for the love of GOD, DO NOT WATCH THAT SEASON. They started writing the Doctor's part for 5 year olds. I half expect the next companion to be Dora the Explorer.Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:Absolutely, David Tennant is a best. Haven't seen the 5th season/11th doctor yet, Netflix won't put it on Instant Streaming.conflictofinterests said:
Christ, I was kind of afraid that might happen at some point. That kinda sucks.
