So you just found out you're God
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I would make myself constantly win the biggest lottery possible.
No one would know I'm god, and I'd be set for life. At least until the get suspicious of my non-aging, and move somewhere else and change my name/face/race/etc.
No one would know I'm god, and I'd be set for life. At least until the get suspicious of my non-aging, and move somewhere else and change my name/face/race/etc.
I'd want an unending supply of ice cream and an explanation as to why I only just found out.
But I'm not. Which is good.
But I'm not. Which is good.
I would go down to Earth and tell every one to Calm the fuck down, Stop killing each other because its annoying, and for god sakes disarm the nukes.
The first thing i do? Make a Lombax appear in front of me. Then another one, and then some more.
And few hours later, our world will look like The Adventures of Dr. McNinja.
And few hours later, our world will look like The Adventures of Dr. McNinja.
The first thing I would do is of course have my head explode from the realization. Then after recovering (God can't die). I'd probably pull a Bruce Almighty and just keep living life like nothing happened since I'm doing a fairly good job for not knowing what's going on. I'd have to kind of slowly work my way up to solving world hunger and ending war but it'd be on the list.
Gendo Ikari style...
Human Instrumentality.
1 minute to rule them all.
Let us all start over, eh?
Human Instrumentality.
1 minute to rule them all.
Let us all start over, eh?
Yup, daily life, plus godhood. Only way to live.
It'd be fun to see exactly how many shenanigans I could get up to simply by changing the way I look. You ever thought about that? Speeding on the highway? WHOOSH, nope, not me, that was a lady in a red Camero, and as you can see I am clearly a guy in a black Saab.
Plus flying around through space on the weekends. Checkin' out wormholes, brb
It'd be fun to see exactly how many shenanigans I could get up to simply by changing the way I look. You ever thought about that? Speeding on the highway? WHOOSH, nope, not me, that was a lady in a red Camero, and as you can see I am clearly a guy in a black Saab.
Plus flying around through space on the weekends. Checkin' out wormholes, brb
Make MegaMan Legends 2 cheaper. ...OK, I guess I'd... Uh... Honestly? I'd start creating stuff. Nothing productive or helpful to humanity, I'd get to that later. I'm God, I'm going to have some fun first.
Well if I just suddenly realised that I was this 'God' that everyone made such a big deal about, I'd give myself a trial period to fix things up (because naturally my amnesia made it a little impossible for me to run the world efficiently) and if I was still a pathetic failure then I'd attempt to kill myself.
If I succeeded in not screwing up, then I suppose I'd then go see Pink Floyd live. Actually, regardless of whether or not I did, I'd do it anyway.
If I succeeded in not screwing up, then I suppose I'd then go see Pink Floyd live. Actually, regardless of whether or not I did, I'd do it anyway.
I would first make my physique exactly like I want to, and I don't know if I'd want to even "rule the world" or something, but I would definitely use my God-like powers to do stuff, but more in secret.
Like, for example, summon food from the shop to my home. And do other stuff, like create myself games and consoles and stuff out of thin air.
Like, for example, summon food from the shop to my home. And do other stuff, like create myself games and consoles and stuff out of thin air.
First I would wonder how an omniscient being would need to find out anything.
Then I would visit each and every religious fundamentalist and extremist to tell them: 'No, you're not doing what I want, get a life.
Then I would visit each and every religious fundamentalist and extremist to tell them: 'No, you're not doing what I want, get a life.
I would test out how destructive I could possibly be, most likely by blowing up Pluto or one of Jupiter's moons with nothing but a fart. Afterwords, I would probably resolve all those nasty issues in the world of politics. Or get pissed off and just take the entire globe and place it under my rule.
Well about half the world would be fucked. I'll have my smiting finger ready for anyone who pisses me off.
