So you just found out you're God

[Dango]

What's the first thing you do?

I would probably teleport myself to the sun, because I've always wanted to see what it looks like up close (I would be wearing sunglasses of course).

But you're God! You're beeverywhereiscient! You don't need to teleport there!

Unless I choose to just take a physical form and teleport there, because I feel like and I can do that sort of thing, since you know, I'm God.

 

[joshuaayt]

I've thought about this before:
I'd use my omnipotence to create an identical universe for me to inhabit. I'd basically copy-paste our current one into it. I'd change the date to my birthday, in '93. Then I'd take the place of myself-baby and, finally, erase my memory on a controlled time lapse basis- so, in X years, I'll begin to rediscover my powers, and then, as an adult, I'll finally remember my godhood. That way, I could do all of the cool "Oh, snap! I have superpowers!" stuff as a teenager, then move on when I grow up.
Oh, I'd probably make myself a girl, too. I am sick of being a guy, and, for that matter, people asking why I'm playing as a female character.
EDIT: Hm. Quite a depressing idea, actually- a god, driven mad by his loneliness, relives his mortal life over and over again, for eternity.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

I'd deliberately be a pest. Not a vengeful, angry god, just a nuisance. I make cellphone batteries dies, pens explode in pockets, and parked cars get flat tires. Maybe make it rain random objects when I'm feeling whimsical. All I know is that I want to piss off every politician in the world by refusing to take absolute power seriously.

 

[Citrus]

I'd transform into a flying spaghetti monster and travel around the world, proving my power and forcing everybody to accept that the world's dorkiest parody of religion wound up being the real thing.

Then I'd get bored and go build things on Mars.

 

[Continuity]

Heall all the sick and injured, then bring all the assholes to justice.

After that i'd just piss around.

 

[krysieflower]

I would bring back classic video games, bring Elton John to the states and finally get around to completing my comic book.

 

[Chicago Ted]

What's that? All the pop-stars of the world died in a plane crash? This must be the work of Jesus Man!

 

[Perhaps]

I would make double rainbows.

 

[Paksenarrion]

I would create an army of uber priests, like in Age of Empires. They would convert people into stormtroopers and the Earth into Coruscant.

WOLOLOOO

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

I would make every single one of you watch Troy .

All of you...

[small]Especially you...[/small]

 

[Velvo]

Remove free will. The vast majority of people are too stupid to have it.
Of course my next job would be figuring out why if I am God did I make a planet full of utter jackasses in the first place.

Well, you assume that we have free will in the first place. Any sufficiently advanced system is indistinguishable from magic (free will).

ANYWAY, if I found out that I were God I would...

1. See if I could negate everything (including myself) from existence (wouldn't do it, would just see if I could).
2. See if I could make a rock so heavy I couldn't lift it.
3. Start making different universes.
3. Make 4 = 3.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Shoot something out of my hands like a lightning bolt or a fireball or something. Don't get me wrong, there are much better things to do as god, but that would probably be the very first thing I'd do, just to sort of test the water so to speak.

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

Me a god?...muhuHUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[daywalker1776]

Make Half Life 2 Episode 3, oh wait, even I, god, don't have that power. Damn you Valve! So, I guess the whole world peace and free hamburgers thing.

 

[Sexy Street]

I would go down to Earth and tell every one to Calm the fuck down, Stop killing each other because its annoying, and for god sakes disarm the nukes.

I'd make the fallout universe real.
Quoted you to annoy you because of the nuke comment.

 

[Withall]

If I were to find myself a god, I'd "tweak" some key dates in history, but keep the general passing of time to satisfy my needs. I'd also recreate myself as an avatar in my prefered image. Then, I'd detach myself from my omnipotence and let it ascend as a divine force (doing what a divine force SHOULD do), and relocate my soul (and conciousness) into my avatar (which has a life prior to that), and make myself that person.

Bing! Instant better life for myself, as well as a more stable planet!

 

[Mr Companion]

SSSSSSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

people who are dicks

Smit?

Anyway I would, after all the realisation is over, decide to explore the universe (which wouldn't take too long because I would be god, travelling at infinite speed) and witness the most beautiful sights of the universe, then return to earth and attempt to improve the situation down here. After all its worth a try, yes? And see if I can ascend humanity into space, which would once again be really easy because I would just create spaceships from the very dust of the earth. I would form mountains into massive statues of various things, so that all can witness my might. I would transform entire deserts into something useful, perhaps more ocean, you can never have enough ocean. And once I was done with humanity I would create new life on other planets, or help life on other planets. By the time I am finished the universe will be fantastic, there is no end to the things I could do...
Sorry I got a bit carried away anyway I really like this thread.