So you just found out you're God

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Mstrswrd

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Well, I'd go and rewatch Haruhi Suzimiya just to laugh at it now that it's happening to me in a less World resetting way.

Than I'd read the light Novel of Suzimiya, since if I'm God, I can understand any language, and laugh at those too.

Much laughter would be had. After that, I'd start fucking with people. And when I say fucking, I mean I'd make people's head's explode until the world stopped being retarded. I would let them know, however, what they had to do for me to consider them no longer retarded.

So basically, my standard answer to every one of those "If you had super-powers/a Death Note/put standard ability here" threads.
 

blackhole1

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I'd probably just sit there and not care for the rest of my life. Damn mortal pests.

Don't look at me like that! It's what the current god seems to be doing now if you look at the state of the world.
 

NoblePhilistineFox

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im not surprised. XD

and with a flick of my wrist, the world is plunged into chaos,
for I am not a loving god, beg for mercy as I set the world ablaze
 

Bill_Stanbrook

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Dango said:
What's the first thing you do?

I would probably teleport myself to the sun, because I've always wanted to see what it looks like up close (I would be wearing sunglasses of course).
If you're going to go to the sun, then you should probably go at night-time - when it's cooler.

I'm tempted to suggest that I might use those powers to ensure that Duke Nukem Forever finally gets made, but I'm not sure even the powers of a god would be enough to make anyone care about that game at this stage.
 

Rocksa

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Last Bullet said:
Make MegaMan Legends 2 cheaper. ...OK, I guess I'd... Uh... Honestly? I'd start creating stuff. Nothing productive or helpful to humanity, I'd get to that later. I'm God, I'm going to have some fun first.
I had that game in mint condition and only got like five bucks on a Gamestop trade for it earlier this year, what do you mean make it chea...Fffffuuuuuuuuuu-
 

BlueberryMUNCH

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Id probably build a magic ring that controls other magic rings and lets me take over the world until i lose my finger and it gets lost for many many years and then ill vanish into a dark forest with a new guise, until i find my ring again and steal it back from children who stole it and are trying to pull a stupid prank and throw it into a volcano.
Juss sayin.
 

Pegghead

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I would send another messiah to the earth, if Jesus came again I imagine the world may become united once more, or just tear itself apart.
 

Glamorgan

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I would give up my powers, with a few exceptions, such as reading minds, telekinesis, teleportation, immortality, etc, etc. I don't think that me being god is a good idea. But I still want superpowers.
 

Zing

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I'd create the Force and bring the Star Wars universe to reality. Muahaha.
 

Yureina

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I'd kill (almost) everyone. I might as well be honest here.

I could give an answer that involved positive visions, but in reality i'd be more likely to do something crazy in order to remake the world into something of my liking.