So you just found out you're God

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Brightzide

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I'd take a whack at the whole ''messiah'' thing, see where that gets me. Probably fame, fortune, a career hosting the MTV awards and 5 beautiful women, one for every day of the week...the new week that I will lay out!...And hopefully some merch signed by Tool...Thats all I want, is that so much to ask?..well, I just remembered I'm god, so I'd just make that stuff happen...Go me!
 

thingymuwatsit

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I would create a Dyson Sphere, just Because I can.
I would create a plant that has very high nutrition levels, and make it a weed.
I would also cancel all bad TV shows, see you never South Park!
 

CaptainREBell

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Eat Chinese food. A lot of it.
Then, I don't know, I might as well fix some problems. You know, grow some trees and nix the pollution. Use some mind control to make bad people better. Make someone win the lottery every week. The stuff you want God to do, ya know ^_^
 

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I'd feel sad knowing that i've actually been slacking off on the job. Then i would start over and make the galaxy more interesting.
 

Nikolaz72

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I'd pass America over to the britts. Just to look at their face.
(How could a country rise without his consent?) IT CANT! Hahahhaa.

Ofcourse that would be impossible if i made the persians win against the greek in the first place.

Ouch, this world would get screwed over. Lets all take a minute to relax and enjoy that i am not.
 

Wing Dairu

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Spend my life lazing around as if I lived in a world where jobs aren't necessary, and use my omnipotent powers as little as possible, so as to retain the fun of life.
 

Nostalgia Ripoff

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Well getting rid of all the worlds problems is out, seeing how the idea of a perfect world is boring to me. Maybe make everyone realize that gaming is an art form and that it won't make their kids into psychopaths. Get rid of that whole environment problem because I'm sick of people preaching about it. Then I would host a Smash TV esque show but with paint balls.
 

Taddy

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Go outside, shoot lightning from my finger tips and scream "I'M OVER POWERED!".
 

XJ-0461

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Test what I can do, then become the benevolent ruler of the planet. Oh! and advance the space programme a lot. I wanna see what other planets look like.
 

Fetzenfisch

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I'd prove my own existence and dissolve into a cloud of logic.

:p

or i might give the christians the hell they longed for for so many years, ok guys you can have it.

Btw i know that i am for a long time, so nothing would change.
You are your the only true god of your own, the only real truth that you can believe in.
 

Flamezdudes

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Make every single item that i want appear in front of me. Let's hope i have enough room in front of me...

Or perhap's... rule the world? MWHAHAHA.