So you just found out you're God
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I'd play around a bit with the universe, get bored, then make the universe as it was when I wasn't godly and wipe my memory to fit with the time. This would probably happen all the time, and would make a great novel.
make the crappy pop stars (mainly bieber) mutes,
then proceed with the taking over of this realm of existence
then proceed with the taking over of this realm of existence
I'd make it so that UV rays (i.e. the sun) no longer causes cancer. Like, that is the stupidest fucking idea ever. If God does actually exist, he is clearly a complete retard, "Yeah so I'm gonna make this thing called the sun, and without it Earth cannot sustain life, and it gives people vitamin D and sets their circadian rhythms and whenever they go outside they'll be exposed to it... OH! AND IT CAUSES CANCER!!! THAT'LL BE A FUCKING HOOT!!!"
So yeah I'd change that first, simply on the principle that I have a hatred of profound stupidity.
So yeah I'd change that first, simply on the principle that I have a hatred of profound stupidity.
I'd go all superman on the Earth (put all the Nukes in a big net and throw them into space) then tell everyone that I am the real God, so there will be only one religion (that will save a few lives)
Id appoint myself grand ruler of the world, make myself my parents, my cat and a few friends indestructible, and control the world using clone type soldiers. Id actually be kind and gentle. Then id make the planet indestructible as well, then go play Toribash so i can rank up to god damn blackbelt (Like i am now)
I'd poof away 6 billion people leaving a couple of hundred million evenly distributed across the world, reverse the ridiculous damage done by selective breeding of domestic animals, replace most cities with forests, scrubland, rocks... whatever have to check the original designs... the carve a stern warning about messing my shit up in mile high letters on the moon.
I'd be a benevolent, sadistic god who would love nothing more than to not have people worship me.
I'd fuck around with the ultra-devout, goody-two-shoes people. Let's see if they keep praying to me when I burn down their house, their money, their families, their church, and all their worldly possessions, leaving them only with the clothes on their back. This will persist until they snap and renounce me and my name. Then I'd give them a semblance of life back, but only if they continue to renounce me. The instant they begin to pray to me, I'd take all that shit away again.
Every person has a breaking point. I'd just like to see it occur.
I'd fuck around with the ultra-devout, goody-two-shoes people. Let's see if they keep praying to me when I burn down their house, their money, their families, their church, and all their worldly possessions, leaving them only with the clothes on their back. This will persist until they snap and renounce me and my name. Then I'd give them a semblance of life back, but only if they continue to renounce me. The instant they begin to pray to me, I'd take all that shit away again.
Every person has a breaking point. I'd just like to see it occur.
I'd declare that I'm a god and I would prove it so that all those religious fanatics would just stop with all that nonsense. The would would be in peace and they would all worship me. I could also fuck any girl I wanted and they would still be virgins or whatever.
I would strike down the pope with great vengeance publicly for his crimes against innocence and then continue in that manner across the world til the wicked were punished