So you just found out you're God

[TerribleAssassin]

I'd do G-Mod with real people..


OT: Lottery + find my lost copy of The Dark Knight..

 

[Elburzito]

Punch myself for not beleiving in myself. I'll then proceed to blow the hell out of my enemy's house.

 

[Turing]

Abuse my omnipotence greatly and repeatedly.

The world will never be the same again

 

[Steel Ronin]

Well since I am God I'd make myself learn Judo and Kyokushin Karate in an instant (It would be so awesome to transition between both Kata).And I'd probably also learn Southern Praying Mantis...And make trees come alive to fight me.I'd go all Oyama style on them 100 in an hour.Also I would shoot lightning,fire,water and boulders from my hands it would be pretty hardcore.And after that I will continue playing Starcraft 2.

 

[UBERfionn]

I'd give a middle finger to the next Jehovah's witness to come to my door!

That's not very nice.

 

[Jonluw]

I'd be a benevolent, sadistic god who would love nothing more than to not have people worship me.

I'd fuck around with the ultra-devout, goody-two-shoes people. Let's see if they keep praying to me when I burn down their house, their money, their families, their church, and all their worldly possessions, leaving them only with the clothes on their back. This will persist until they snap and renounce me and my name. Then I'd give them a semblance of life back, but only if they continue to renounce me. The instant they begin to pray to me, I'd take all that shit away again.

Every person has a breaking point. I'd just like to see it occur.

Have you ever heard of the book of Job?

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Destroy Delaware. Those fuckers had it coming.

Or, maybe I'd just cause a zombie outbreak. Gotta reduce the population somehow!

 

[RandyPants]

Just to fuck with them humans, I'd give the apes massive intelligence and watch them take over.

Fineee, I'll make sure there's a resistance movement.

*makes godly popcorn and settles into his couch on Mars to watch the action*

 

[Callum Hamilton]

Relax... Somewhere nice. For as long as it would take for my god self to get bored.

 

[imnot]

I'd do G-Mod with real people..

you mean set fire, crush/ run over/shoot/throw/inflate/deflate people?

 

[Life_Is_A_Mess]

Fix the destroyed environment. Stop global warming. Go from 2011 to 2013, you know, just to avoid misfortunes (I can't say it's gonna happen, but I can't say it's not gonna happen, either).

 

[foodmaniac]

Tell all the religious extremists to go and die. Probably the easiest step in obtaining peace.

 

[DSK-]

Tell me something I don't know. I am a God already

 

[Mydnyght]

I'd make both Kim Jong-Il and Osama Bin Laden spontaneously combust at the same time.

 

[DoctorObviously]

The first thing I would do is of course have my head explode from the realization. Then after recovering (God can't die). I'd probably pull a Bruce Almighty and just keep living life like nothing happened since I'm doing a fairly good job for not knowing what's going on. I'd have to kind of slowly work my way up to solving world hunger and ending war but it'd be on the list.

This pretty much.

 

[hyperhammy]

Bruce almighty: keep living my life normally but just pull off awesome tricks once in a while.

 

[silver wolf009]

I would return to heavan to find out wether or not what they teach on earth is really whats intended to be taught.

 

[Autofaux]

Create an army of demigod soldiers, march across the world and bring Order to the world, as it should be.

 

[interspark]

id solve all my everyday problems and then it would be pranks galore! like running in front of the queen naked and then vanishing, or getting on one of those american car chase shows and then, just as they say "this punk thought he could evade the LAW!" id deploy a comical ejector seat and fly away