So you just found out you're God
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:'( pluto has it bad enough already!1 leave pluto alone!!!maddawg IAJI said:
also i would just get myself a doughnut that never ends!!!!!
P.S: dont worry pluto im not a planet either
i would
1.incinerate people i hate.
2.i would make 2 diferent alien species they would be 1 million lightyears away from eachother they would both be pretty primitive at first stages of evolution but they would already have advanced technology like laser guns,spaceships that travel from one universe to another in 5 mins etc...
the 2 alien species would be in two diferent universes,one primitive,not much lifeforms,and hard to survive,the other would be beutiful,lots of dieferent lifeforms,would be easy to survive,all the planets in those two universes would be protected by huge plasma shields surrounding hall planets the only way to remove the shields would be to get an ancient powerful weapon that has been hidden in ruins in some planet in some galaxy for 4131674946 million years of course both species would have theyre own chosen ones which would go recover the weapon and destroy the enemy , why would i do this?to simply amuse myself.
3.without question i would kill justin bieber,britney spears,all pop bands,all rap bands.
4.give mankind some extremely technologically advanced nukes,rockets,grenades and guns and see how the dumb turds are trying to figure out how to use them obviously some countries would get destroyed by some terrorists who worship a turkey salad sandvich(seriously this is starting to get ridiculous what some terrorists worship)
5.destroy schools and make a program on the computer which teaches you all the knowledge you learn in a school in 1 second
6.kill everyone responsible for making twilight
7.make valve,blizzard,rare and bioware the emperors of the world
8.destroy every animal that isn't cute or doesn't play an important part in nature
9.make games that are based on movies good and movies that are based on games good.
10.when a fanboy finds something to "fanboy" he will automaticly die of to much crap in his lungs
11.i would make like hundreds of superheroes and villians among humanity that would fight eachother(after the two species wars i wouldn't find anything much to do so i would watch superheroes and villians fight)
12.if an emo kid would have a second thought about suiciding he would also automaticly die(they need to goddman die you know i wouldn't want to listen to theyre crying and how the world isn't fair)
13.ok so i think this is it ... nah nah the last thing is i would acomplish everything i forgot to write here (my grammar is very bad i know)
1.incinerate people i hate.
2.i would make 2 diferent alien species they would be 1 million lightyears away from eachother they would both be pretty primitive at first stages of evolution but they would already have advanced technology like laser guns,spaceships that travel from one universe to another in 5 mins etc...
the 2 alien species would be in two diferent universes,one primitive,not much lifeforms,and hard to survive,the other would be beutiful,lots of dieferent lifeforms,would be easy to survive,all the planets in those two universes would be protected by huge plasma shields surrounding hall planets the only way to remove the shields would be to get an ancient powerful weapon that has been hidden in ruins in some planet in some galaxy for 4131674946 million years of course both species would have theyre own chosen ones which would go recover the weapon and destroy the enemy , why would i do this?to simply amuse myself.
3.without question i would kill justin bieber,britney spears,all pop bands,all rap bands.
4.give mankind some extremely technologically advanced nukes,rockets,grenades and guns and see how the dumb turds are trying to figure out how to use them obviously some countries would get destroyed by some terrorists who worship a turkey salad sandvich(seriously this is starting to get ridiculous what some terrorists worship)
5.destroy schools and make a program on the computer which teaches you all the knowledge you learn in a school in 1 second
6.kill everyone responsible for making twilight
7.make valve,blizzard,rare and bioware the emperors of the world
8.destroy every animal that isn't cute or doesn't play an important part in nature
9.make games that are based on movies good and movies that are based on games good.
10.when a fanboy finds something to "fanboy" he will automaticly die of to much crap in his lungs
11.i would make like hundreds of superheroes and villians among humanity that would fight eachother(after the two species wars i wouldn't find anything much to do so i would watch superheroes and villians fight)
12.if an emo kid would have a second thought about suiciding he would also automaticly die(they need to goddman die you know i wouldn't want to listen to theyre crying and how the world isn't fair)
13.ok so i think this is it ... nah nah the last thing is i would acomplish everything i forgot to write here (my grammar is very bad i know)
I'd shape myself into my ideal appearance. Not out of vanity, I just want to be neat. Then I would broadcast to every TV and radio in the world of my existence, and make sure they know someone's gonna start righting the wrongs of the world. Starting with disarming the nukes. I'd free North Korea, I'd end the war in the middle east and tell all the westerners to go home. I'd almost completely re-staff the British government to my liking (Expenses scandal. Nuff said.) I'd also take all the bankers bonuses and extra cash and hand it out fairly to those less fortunate. I'd also create five muses, to go around the world as they wish and inspire people to do benevolent or creative things, as well as give them enough amenities to enjoy themselves while they're at it. I'd sink every single boat and smite any fool who tries to poach a single 'nother endangered species, as well as attempt to give every animal a chance to rebuild their numbers. Safely.
I'd persuade all the world leaders to stop investing in their military, too. They won't need wars anymore, the money can be better spent on R&D, Medical, Education, emergency services, etc.
I can't run their world for them, but I could certainly help them help themselves.
And that's just for starters. I haven't even gone onto how much I would kit out my gaming room.. 8D
I'd persuade all the world leaders to stop investing in their military, too. They won't need wars anymore, the money can be better spent on R&D, Medical, Education, emergency services, etc.
I can't run their world for them, but I could certainly help them help themselves.
And that's just for starters. I haven't even gone onto how much I would kit out my gaming room.. 8D
JEHOVAH'S Witness.UBERfionn said:
I don't really know the whole story but they probably think they were "witnesses" of God's appearance.
That is why I shall give them a middle finger. They're liars.
I would create ... PS3, XBOX, NDS, BEST PC WITH TERABITES OF RAM and all other consoles with each game ever made for them and go play that for the rest of my life...ofc I don't have to eat anymore so =] oh wait not for the rest of my life...whole fkn eternity
Actually, the three Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity and Islam) all have the same God, but use different names for him (Christians use "God", Muslims use "Allah" and Jews use "Yahweh"). So you'd kinda be talking with yourself.HT_Black said:
OT: I would go to the WBC, reveal my Godliness and tell them to stop being such massive assholes.