So you meet Bobby Kotick in an alley...

[geldonyetich]

Turn and run before the man takes the spoils of my imagination and destroys them in an ingenious manner that lines his pockets.

 

[Naked_Snake]

I would suggest he fragment his company into a series of divisions, such as online gaming (mostly the Blizzard stalwarts and COD series), etc. Then he could even spin off a division of the company that develops newer, more creative games, and then have that spin-off file for an IPO, while ATVI continues to hold a considerable stake. This way, the development of the most profitable sections of the corporation can keep doing what they're doing, while the more risky ventures can be more easily funded with less risk to ATVI shareholders, while providing the market with more popular titles, which ATVI could buy the rights to or buy more shares if the company's new products are successful. Everybody wins.

Hardcore this. Well said, my good Escapist!

 

[Parshooter]

Either kidnap him and use the Ludovico Technique or throw him in the nearest dumpster

 

[Sougo]

Well now that really depends ... on whether or not I'm in my Darth Vader costume ^_^

 

[Yureina]

I'd tell him that he should dress up like Darth Vader since he already acts like him.

 

[Agiel7]

Do my impression of Hank Hill and say: "Dammit, Bobby!"

 

[Spy Killer]

Knock him out with a tranquilizer, drag him to a room filled with tin-foil, carve him up, and drop him into the sea, in a plastic bag?

Hey Dexter, hows your wife doin-OH WAIT!!!1

 

[paragon1]

I would kill him with fire.
It's the only way to be sure.
Oh, wait, does fire work on hell-spawn?

 

[RJ Dalton]

I poke him to make sure it's not a hallucination. Then I throw up my hands and run away gibbering incoherently because I know it will make him feel extremely uncomfortable.

 

[IamQ]

I would try and reason with him as best I can.

 

[Steppin Razor]

I'd tell him that he should dress up like Darth Vader since he already acts like him.

What do you think are the chances we could get him to do this if he does dress up like Vader?

Spoiler

 

[T_ConX]

Bare hands.

 

[Kyogissun]

I tell him I dislike his manners in a kind and formal way.

Pretty much this and maybe a few other comments here and there. Maybe stuff like, he handled the Infinity Ward thing somewhat poorly (Not playing sides, just saying purely from my perspective, I didn't like how he handled it) and he seems like he can be a nice person, but his priorities lie elsewhere when they should be directed in a different way.

 

[Nouw]

Kidnap him and tell him everything wrong about Activison BLizzard and himself. Especially his thoughts on the $20 to 30 dollar Starcraft II Cutscene 'Movie'

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

I would tell him to have fun recouping from the massive flop that any FPS that requires a subscription fee will be.

 

[Miumaru]

Say illogical things hoping his head will explode revealing he is a robot.

 

[Blackadder51]

Uh nothing? Just keep on walking

He is just a business person, not a fucking monster