So, you wake up, and there's blood in your bed...

[DaGoomba]

Oh shit, what did I do last night?!

 

[Logic 0]

It's already happened to me before and it's hemorrhoids.

 

[redisforever]

First thing I would do if it was on the other side of my bed?
Move as far away as possible from it.

 

[Sassafrass]

Not again...

Stop, thief!

YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW.

[Resist Arrest]

WHY. WON'T. YOU. DIE?!

And on topic, "...Huh. I guess that wasn't a violent dream about killing Simon Cowell..."

 

[KiraTaureLor]

I'd look for the head of a horse.

A horse head (Pretty easy reference)

Of course it's probably just ketchup/BBQ sauce, since I enjoy eating in bed.

Which movie is the clip taken from?

 

[Ghaleon640]

My torso with all its limbs. Whoever severed my head would have to be quite the sneaky bastard to move my head to the other side of the bed without me noticing.

 

[The Night Shade]

I'd look for the head of a horse.

A horse head (Pretty easy reference)

Of course it's probably just ketchup/BBQ sauce, since I enjoy eating in bed.

Which movie is the clip taken from?

The movie is the God Father, and if you do not know that, please stop breathing!!!!

I first posted the Horse Head Reference and i was asking which movie was that youtube clip he posted.Pay attention before saying something

 

[Cheery Lunatic]

*obligatory period bloodstain joke here*

As a chick, I can honestly say that's the first conclusion I would jump to, no joke.
Granted it almost never happens in the middle of the night...

OT: "Oh balls, how drunk did I get last night?"

 

[KiraTaureLor]

Lets say you wake up one morning, and before you take the covers off, you notice a HUGE bloodstain around the other side of the bed.

What is your first reaction to what this is, before you take off the covers to see what it is? What is the most horrifying thing that could be in your bed, making that bloodstain?

It would be the all of my family member's hearts which I carved out. I have had this dream a couple of times.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

I'd check my weiner first.

This had me laughing, far too hard. Well played, good sir.

OT: I think my first reaction would be "dear lord, I had sex with the condiments again didn't I?!?"

 

[KiruTheMant]

...Dammit,I need to stop drinking motor oil.

 

[Zeraki]

"Oh no... I ate the dog!"

 

[Drafon]

I'd think that one of my many sexual fantasies came true, this particular one about me becoming a girl and masturbating myself to death.

 

[Custard_Angel]

"They just don't make hookers like they used to"

 

[CleverCover]

"Awww, f*%k! I swore my time was next week."

 

[Feralcentaur]

Well, since I sleep in a single bed, I first will assume the blood has come out from me I will immiediatly check to make sure I didn't, to word it gracefully, bleed from my dick and if it doesn't look bloody, the assume it was my anus that bled and if it did I would go to a doctor, but if my clothes aren't soaked in blood I would know for sure that it didn't come from me, so I would dispose of the sheets and next time I go to sleep lock myself in my room (I'm assuming that if I couldn't even remember what I did I wouldn't be able to properly unlock a door with a key) and set up a video camera, to see if what happened was anything like changing into a monster, if I wake up and there's no blood then I would repeat the experiment the next night and if the only thing I found that was interesting was me just thrashing around violently while sleep walking I would tell the authorities what happened, get something to prevent me from going on sleep walking murderous rampages and most likely be pardoned for being unconscious at the time of the act, although if it turned out what was happening was that I really was turning into a monster... I'd just continue making sure that I couldn't leave my room at night and hope that no more violent incidents occur.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Dammit. My bf tried to go down on me during my period while I was unconscious...again.

 

[Innegativeion]

"Did I stab somebody in my sleep again?"