So, you wake up, and there's blood in your bed...

[similar.squirrel]

Nosebleed. Yes, I still get nosebleeds occasionally. The quintessential Milhouse..

 

[Latinidiot]

Why did I eat kentucky Fried chicken again?

 

[RevRaptor]

I would do things.... terrible things but seriously Having sex with a my little pony is bad news all that blood. It's soooo hard to get it out of the sheets.

I'm never doing that again, oh the shame THE SHAME.

 

[Small Waves]

To find the source. The crimson trail leads back to my wallet. I open it up


and it's full of blood.

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Hmm...I hope this has nothing to do with the severed baby heads in the corner of my room

Aww crap my penis exploded again

Did I sleep kill ninjas again? Ah well least I got a perfect

 

[MrJKapowey]

Not again...

Stop, thief!

YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW.

[Resist Arrest]

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
[small][small]The blood on your bed will not suffice[/small][/small]

Hah! I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

 

[Revolutionary]

Well if there was no-one else in the bed I'd assume I've been "MANstruating".

 

[4li3n]

The maid sleeping on the job again... the sheets must be cleaned before morning Consuelo, or the blood will harden too much...

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

My immediate thought was "Not again", but there's been a whole army of ninjas.

Realistically, locate the source; if illegal/upsetting, contact authorities, if personal, get to hospital. Otherwise, boil-wash the sheets.

 

[hecticpicnic]

A giant writheing(dying) worm..with legs that moves fast.

 

[Robot n.o 9124791234]

"You sleep rather soundly...

...for a murderer"

[say nothing]

 

[Tharwen]

"You sleep rather soundly...

...for a murderer"

[say nothing]

"Blah blah blah Night Mother blah blah blah Rufio"

 

[Togs]

note to self: eating steak in bed is not a good idea

 

[Neferius]

Heh, what can I say... I'm kind-of a messy feeder.

 

[FirearmsKill]

Blood in my bed? Thought I had all my leaks plugged up last month or I have a serious urinary tract infection. Whatever it is it's time to burn the evidence.

 

[No_Remainders]

I would assume I had a nose bleed. I get them quite often.

Probably this one.

I usually sleep through them as well...

It's kinda weird.