So, you wake up, and there's blood in your bed...

[SpecklePattern]

Shock and them calm statement that I should see a doctor.

 

[supermariner]

*lift covers*

so THATS where Lisa Foiles has got to

*replace covers*

right, time for bacon (etc. etc.)

 

[El Poncho]

It could be my cat

 

[Gardenia]

Yell at the missus. It would not be the first time it has happened...

I too have to go with this. Sorry for being boring. If it helps, I could say I went for a midnight snack down at the orphanarium or something. Because that makes it more FUN!

 

[lokun489]

I personally deal with problems like this all the time. Though only because I suffer from nosebleeds and they don't stop just because I'm asleep.

 

[Emilox The Great]

Damn you blood! Why wont you stay on the inside of my body!?

 

[RyQ_TMC]

Lets say you wake up one morning, and before you take the covers off, you notice a HUGE bloodstain around the other side of the bed.

What is your first reaction to what this is, before you take off the covers to see what it is? What is the most horrifying thing that could be in your bed, making that bloodstain?

Bah, it's probably this time of the mon-HOLY SHIT HOW DID I SUDDENLY BECOME A WOMAN?!

 

[Scarim Coral]

First I would be in wide awake mode (holy shit!) as I check down below then I would check my face (I can have nosebleed although now when I alseep). After that I would check the rest of my body.

 

[x EvilErmine x]

I'd check my weiner first.

This,

Spoiler: Not for the squeamish...You have been warned

Once i snapped my banjo string after a particularly vigorous session with my then girlfriend. Didn't notice it until the next morning coz it didn't hurt at the time, but the agony later more than made up for that. The amount of blood was unreal, we had to throw the sheets out it was that bad.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Oh damn... I have got to stop being the M in BDSM

 

[Voodoomancer]

NOOOOOOOO!!!!! My 10 year supply of ketchup!!!! WHYYY!!??!

 

[Freechoice]

This [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H00V486-H4Q#t=1m17s], in the exact way he said it.

 

[Lineoutt]

I'd check to make sure I wasnt on my period and then I would check if I was injured.

 

[Tharwen]

"You sleep rather soundly...

...for a murderer"

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Oh shit, got a nose bleed again.

 

[pendragon177]

This happened to my cousin once. He woke up and he felt something on the side of his face. So he got up and went to the bathroom to see what it was and it turns out that he had blood smeared all over his face and his pillows and top sheets had a big blood stain as well.

He apparently had a nose bleed in the middle of the night but it was still freaky waking up covered in blood.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Suddenly got me thinking about a friend who drinks Ribena responding to a (South African) friend regarding a query of what he's drinking: 'period juice'.

Anyway OT: Forgot to bleed out the virgins over the bathtub... *shrug* better get a new maid...

 

[CarlMin]

I'd check my weiner first.

Same.

 

[silverhawk100]

Not again...

Oh look another Lain avatar...<.<

OT: I would assume that I'm dying and lay there because I'm too lazy to actually check...

She is Internet Jesus. Why wouldn't we want to honor her such.

 

[Brandon237]

If it is just a cut on my person, I will be okay. ANYTHING else, and it will NOT be taken well.

If any... anatomy was bleeding, crap.
If someone else's was... HOLY SH*T, how did that happen?
If something else's... %#$%#$##%^^@^#^##^@^&!!! Followed by wishing for the blood god to clean it quickly