So, you wake up, and there's blood in your bed...

[chuckman1]

Oh my god I finally got my period

 

[Leg End]

(O_O)

What did I do last night?!? >.>

OH SHIT VIRGIN

Fack.

Fackfackfack.

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

<.<

*Jumps in front of bus*

...

All without even checking. >.>

<.<

Fack.

 

[BrownGaijin]

Not the damn kool-aid guy again...

ROFL. Here you deserve this:

http://techpatio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/cookie_law_eu.gif

OT: I got nothing... Sorry. Well I do have something, but it might come off as offensive.

 

[duchaked]

these responses are hilarious xD

well one I wouldn't STAY IN the bed...

 

[Konaerix]

*Cough*Period Joke*Cough*

As for me, I'd check to see if everything was still there...

 

[Soviet Steve]

Someone stole my kidneyblocker.

 

[Choppaduel]

WUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Singularly Datarific]

I'd presume that it's that time of the month, and try to get rid of the evidence before anyone else notices/gets up.

Ah yes, that time of the month when I turn into a werewolf and go killing.

 

[VaderMan92]

check and make sure my extremities are all still attached. then go back to sleep. I have trouble getting up in the morning.

 

[Yokai]

A freshly detached headcrab. The rest of the corpse is under the bed. Bonus points for being a leaper headcrab, waving its creepy-ass little legs at me.

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

That's happened to me.
I used to get really bad nose bleeds for no reason at all.

 

[SofaEater]

Relief, my girlfriend isn't pregnant.

 

[CouchCommando]

I'd check my weiner first.

this

 

[Nouw]

I'd freak out and expect my nose to have had a massive bleeding because I used to have daily ones.

 

[megaraccoon]

i'd assume my missus is haveing her time and make bad communist jokes before running like hell cuz she's crazy at that time, then when its safe wash the sheeets and go to the pub till she gets less crazy.

 

[iblis666]

I DID NOT KILL THAT HOOKER!!!

*Gotta think fast...*

I was at a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

*Heh heh! I woulda never thought of that...*

*notices blood*
"oh god"
"not another hooker"
"please dont let it be another hooker"
"please ... please ...please ...please ...please ... dont let it be another hooker"
"damn ... its another hooker"
*pauses for a few secods to take it all in*
"well at least its a midget hooker so its only half the clean up"
*gets up, walks into bathroom*
*sees donkey in the shower*
"OH SHIT"

 

[Erana]

*obligatory period bloodstain joke here*

Yep. This, totally.

 

[alimination602]

Not again...