So your over-powered army of awesome has just conquered the world in your name...what now?

[Saviordd1]

The world is yours, you have an army of battle droids or demons or just people, whatever you choose, but what now? Will you rule the world as an iron fisted tyrant, fair handed dealer? What would you do as supreme (input leader title here) of the world?

As for me i would put the following rules/laws into play within days of winning world war 3 or whatever
1: Equal rights for everyone, period, except the leaders of the nations that opposed me, they become my personal bathroom scrubbers.
2: Anyone who is obviously really stupid will be either banished to the mines or if they refuse executed
3: If senior citizens stop serving a truthful purpose in life after 70 years of age they will be peacefully put down
4: Rapists, murderers and anything equally evil will be punished by death within a day of being found guilty
5: Fox news will be shut down and its building burnt and its employees sent to work at a subway
6: If anyone blames the worlds problems on video games again they will be thrown into a ring of honor with a hungry tiger
7: A code of honor will be taught in school, similarly any punks or wanna be gangstas will be sent to re-education facilites
8: All fast food except pinera bread and subway will be shut down
9: Schools will teach both evolution AND various religious ideals so the kids can make their own choices
10: Osama bin-laden will be found, and then thrown into space, because...well, im king of the world
11: Justin beiber will be asked nicely to stop making music, if he refuses i will have him executed in front of his fans
12: Same thing as justin goes for all other things that spawn annoying fans (twilight included)

And the list goes on, how about you though? what would you do with this power? I'd be interested to see what you all say
(This is supposed to be a fun little question, dont turn it into a flame war)

 

[CrashBang]

Earth? Check.

...Onwards! To Mars!

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

I'd flee the hell out of your country.

 

[Radeonx]

I'd turn half of the world into a labor area whose sole purpose was building monuments to me, I'd turn a quarter of it into a bacon and alcohol making nation, and the other quarter will be devoted entertainment.
I'm good to go.

 

[Crazy_Dude]

They better bring me some beer a good smoke and some delicious bacon.

 

[Saviordd1]

I'd turn half of the world into a labor area whose sole purpose was building monuments to me, I'd turn a quarter of it into a bacon and alcohol making nation, and the other quarter will be devoted entertainment.
I'm good to go.

That sir is an awesome idea, mostly the bacon part xD

 

[Gxas]

NOT ONLY ARE WE TAKING OVER THE WORLD! WE'RE TAKING OVER THE UNIVERSE!!!!
BIIIIIIIIYYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

 

[Sarpedon]

The world is mine? Hmm.... how's Mars looking these days?

 

[Blueruler182]

Things stay the same unless I'm bored. I don't feel the need to run all the countries personally, but whoever looks at me funny gets tied down and forced to was a Twilight marathon. Also, I'm murdering the music industry and a few actors. Shove a furking pipe bomb down Beiber's throat, which is more terrifying because the army I've chosen to take the world over with is zombies.

Oh, and there's going to be a proper X-men movie and a god damn Heroes for Hire movie! Luke Cage will live on screen!

So, basically, I'll have fixed all the real problems.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I would make myself into a brand name- Try the new overlord pefume or maybe try the new pc etc.

 

[Johanthemonster666]

Believe me, if I ran the world... I'd be terrible.

Sure, I'd "fix" a lot of things ,but I'd probably seem like a Stalinist dictator in other instances. I'd institute secular law and ban religious pressure groups in public.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I've got Earth?
Well, that probably means I already succeeded with my plans to secretly start harvesting materials in outer space to get the army I needed to conquer Earth...

I guess the rest of the universe is next...

 

[Hosker]

I'd sit on my throne and order people around.

 

[Saviordd1]

The world is mine? Hmm.... how's Mars looking these days?

I've got Earth?
Well, that probably means I already succeeded with my plans to secretly start harvesting materials in outer space to get the army I needed to conquer Earth...

I guess the rest of the universe is next...

Earth? Check.

...Onwards! To Mars!

Haha, i didn't think of that, if you own earth then its easy to start looking upwards, lets just hope martians dont mind my laws

 

[Chefodeath]

I'd castrate all humans in existence and begin work on cloning a race of genetic supermen. Enormous life-spans, physically ideal, I.Q. as high as we can get that *****.

I figure you might get a problem like Gattica, but there can't be a downtrodden class of genetically inferior if all the old humans were castrated. This would be a one time thing too mind, no more genetic engineering after the initial batch. They would be allowed to keep their sex organs and we can see where nature takes it from there. I'm just really sick of where humans currently are. We need a jumpstart just to mix up history a bit.

Honestly, who cares about you people and your damn sex drives? Your sex lives and the coresponding offspring do not interest me. Populating the world with genetic supermen does.

 

[Canid117]

The world is mine? Hmm.... how's Mars looking these days?

I've got Earth?
Well, that probably means I already succeeded with my plans to secretly start harvesting materials in outer space to get the army I needed to conquer Earth...

I guess the rest of the universe is next...

Earth? Check.

...Onwards! To Mars!

Haha, i didn't think of that, if you own earth then its easy to start looking upwards, lets just hope martians dont mind my laws

Why care what the martians think when I have my legions of doom?

 

[Saviordd1]

The world is mine? Hmm.... how's Mars looking these days?

I've got Earth?
Well, that probably means I already succeeded with my plans to secretly start harvesting materials in outer space to get the army I needed to conquer Earth...

I guess the rest of the universe is next...

Earth? Check.

...Onwards! To Mars!

Haha, i didn't think of that, if you own earth then its easy to start looking upwards, lets just hope martians dont mind my laws

Why care what the martians think when I have my legions of doom?

True enough, i guess im just kinda soft and would try for peace xD

 

[cthulhumythos]

1 well first thing i'd do is create a massive spire-like palace for me to reside and command in

2 then i'd employ an honor guard with the second most advanced weaponry and power armor. make it aesthetically evil as well.

3 make everything nuclear powered, but at the same time find a way for it to create massive pollution, i want to see pillars of black smoke here people!

4 get myself the most advanced armor and make it evil-overlord-y looking

5 execute all misfits at age 10. i'll be damned if i get beaten by a ragtag team of misfits before i die.

6 speaking of death, divert countless resources to my immortality research

7 also i want weather control- i want constant cloud coverage, but it also has to seem darker than your regular overcast cloud cover.

8 i want a vocal coach, i need a good evil laugh, appearances mean EVERYTHING

9 research spider mechs, but make them look rusted, with moving gears exposed and such.

10 get other scientists to research harnessing the power of lightning or something. (having crazy exposed electricity is awesome)

... and thats just the top of the list.

 

[GrimTuesday]

I would weep for there would be no lands left to conquer.

That or I would go do something boring like play some Heroes of Might and Magic... I love those games.