So your over-powered army of awesome has just conquered the world in your name...what now?
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Pshh my death robots with skulls for faces generate and electronic noise that mimics organic laughter at your silly "Peace"Saviordd1 said:
(if I conquer the world with brute force it is a pretty safe bet I am an evil overlord)
But its natural defenses dwarf even Switzerland! My hat is off to your tenacity good sir!ThatLankyBastard said:
First off, I'd live in a huge cabin-castle in Alaska.
Policies:
1.) Equal rights for everyone, even the opposition to me.
2.) Anyone leading a revolution against me after my rule has been set shall be killed. Protests against my policies are fine, until they get violent. At which point I'll use mustard gas & cyanide.
3.) Get a giant mech built for myself.
4.) Form a semi-democratic government.
Policies:
1.) Equal rights for everyone, even the opposition to me.
2.) Anyone leading a revolution against me after my rule has been set shall be killed. Protests against my policies are fine, until they get violent. At which point I'll use mustard gas & cyanide.
3.) Get a giant mech built for myself.
4.) Form a semi-democratic government.
No television show can go more than 3 seasons unless it doesn't have a linear plot (this mainly includes comedies as although they may have a large arc of story that branches over every episode, they can still be watched independently).
Any television show has to wrap up all plot points before being cancelled / ending.
EDIT: Oh yeah, forgot to add a few things. DMCA for YouTube videos will be stopped, RIAA heads will be shot, record companies forced to pay back money to people they sued except the amount that went to artists.
Any television show has to wrap up all plot points before being cancelled / ending.
EDIT: Oh yeah, forgot to add a few things. DMCA for YouTube videos will be stopped, RIAA heads will be shot, record companies forced to pay back money to people they sued except the amount that went to artists.
Mars is mine! Stay back! We're armed with enough heat rays to melt your entire planet, and evapourate your oceans! Just leave us alone, and we'll leave you alone. How about that?
Oh, and sorry for trying to kill you all that one time. But at least you got a book out of it, right?
EDIT: I'll think up some stuff tomorrow. For now, erm... death to Bieber, corrupt governments, Twilight, the Westbro Baptist Church, Margret Thatcher, etc.
Oh, and sorry for trying to kill you all that one time. But at least you got a book out of it, right?
EDIT: I'll think up some stuff tomorrow. For now, erm... death to Bieber, corrupt governments, Twilight, the Westbro Baptist Church, Margret Thatcher, etc.
On my memory this is the 3rd topic on the account of "you are in charge, what do you do?" so I'm getting bored. So time for inappropriate humor.
My only laws would be:
All people who have iPods get flogged.
All people with iPhones get flogged twice as much.
And the iPads shall be shoved. Take a guess where.
My only laws would be:
All people who have iPods get flogged.
All people with iPhones get flogged twice as much.
And the iPads shall be shoved. Take a guess where.
i would turn Africa in one big fooooood farm with some sci fy technology that probably doesnt excist now (not yet anywayz) part of the food would be used to supply my growing army i would turn russia into one big Industrial Terrain for building my space fleet to invade mars.. also i would have the segments of the colonisation buildings for the moon build there. Mwahahaha the universe would tremble at the steps of my human(oid) army.
EDIT: I forgot to add that I'd re-instate the death penalty for every crime. Theft, robbery murder.trying to convert people to your religion. etc. and i would create a special breeding program, for breeding Red heads(as well as special breeding programs for near extinct creatures xD. i would also heavely invest in Paranormal research. so that I could once and for all either Proof OR eliminate the excistance of Paranormal things/ability/beings.
does this seem like I've been giving it way to much thought?
EDIT: I forgot to add that I'd re-instate the death penalty for every crime. Theft, robbery murder.trying to convert people to your religion. etc. and i would create a special breeding program, for breeding Red heads(as well as special breeding programs for near extinct creatures xD. i would also heavely invest in Paranormal research. so that I could once and for all either Proof OR eliminate the excistance of Paranormal things/ability/beings.
does this seem like I've been giving it way to much thought?
I'd ban trivial things like kidneys and watch humanity wither and die under the dominant jackboot of spuriousness.
I would institue the Gray Zone government.
It would be a Dictatorship with Democracy thrown in. Anyone could institue a vote(for say lower taxes or legalization of drugs) and the vote will be done by everyone under my rule. The final say will always be by me though. Also, we are using Paris' form of healthcare.
Also;
-Education Institutions will require a entrance level exam and then sort grades by skill and intelligence rather than age
-Completely intolerant of harassment. 24/7 harassment line that will instantly expel and 'bullies or harassers'
-You are allowed to murder if you filled out the correct paperwork stating who and why(theoretically this will reduce some crimes because they will be killed in revenge)
-Any criminals will be judged by a handpicked jury and I will have the final say in it. The punishment will either be a life sentence in jail or death.
-Religion is abolished and any worshipers will be put in rehabilitation camps(like gay camps)
It would be a Dictatorship with Democracy thrown in. Anyone could institue a vote(for say lower taxes or legalization of drugs) and the vote will be done by everyone under my rule. The final say will always be by me though. Also, we are using Paris' form of healthcare.
Also;
-Education Institutions will require a entrance level exam and then sort grades by skill and intelligence rather than age
-Completely intolerant of harassment. 24/7 harassment line that will instantly expel and 'bullies or harassers'
-You are allowed to murder if you filled out the correct paperwork stating who and why(theoretically this will reduce some crimes because they will be killed in revenge)
-Any criminals will be judged by a handpicked jury and I will have the final say in it. The punishment will either be a life sentence in jail or death.
-Religion is abolished and any worshipers will be put in rehabilitation camps(like gay camps)
OP: Just want to say, I don't think its a very good idea to just straight banish things like Justin Bieber when they have such fanatical and overzealous following... How embarrassed will you be when the revolution that topples your awesome government is the Twilight Bieber Coalition?
So many things would happen... most of them small changes to current leadership and constitutions. I like freedom, and anyone who opposes this would be killed. Terrorists (of any kind, fighting for whatever cause) will be hunted down and summarily executed. Dictators who get an ego boost based on how much of a douchebag they are will be smacked around or killed if need be.
I would also form an agency dedicated to the exctinction of human traffickers and slavers. I might end up doing that in real life, but ruling the world would make it easier.
I would also make military service mandatory (minimum service 2 years), and I would immediately begin funding Fusion technology research.
There would also be a PT (like a short distance triathlon) and general-knowledge test. Failure of the PT test will require the failures to take another PT test in one week, and failure of that will require them to go to fat camp, similar to a combination of The Biggest Loser and USMC boot camp. Failure of the general-knowledge test will require re-enrollment into the nearest community college, and completing one semester of math, science, history, and english (all 100 level [basic] courses) with a 3.0 GPA will suffice for the passage of the general-knowledge test. Members of the military are exempt from both tests.
I would also form an agency dedicated to the exctinction of human traffickers and slavers. I might end up doing that in real life, but ruling the world would make it easier.
I would also make military service mandatory (minimum service 2 years), and I would immediately begin funding Fusion technology research.
There would also be a PT (like a short distance triathlon) and general-knowledge test. Failure of the PT test will require the failures to take another PT test in one week, and failure of that will require them to go to fat camp, similar to a combination of The Biggest Loser and USMC boot camp. Failure of the general-knowledge test will require re-enrollment into the nearest community college, and completing one semester of math, science, history, and english (all 100 level [basic] courses) with a 3.0 GPA will suffice for the passage of the general-knowledge test. Members of the military are exempt from both tests.
