So your over-powered army of awesome has just conquered the world in your name...what now?
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Let the sheeple do what they want. I'll just decline all votes anyways. It'll keep me busySaviordd1 said:
"Welp, time to get to work making the world not retarded... though my version of not retarded is probably pretty retarded to some people... eh, if they don't like it, they can kill me and take my place (worst sentiments ever). Anyway, onto to many reforms!"
Yeah, a lot of people would have to be killed... let's see... all politicians from before I was ruler of the world. Sorry politicians who actually want to do good things, but I can't be sure that you actually were trying to be helpful, so you all have to die. Next, I will protect most forms of media; I might fight one or two types of media objectionable for certain age groups, but pretty much, if it can be made without a real person being killed/hurt, than go for it. Religion is... tolerated, but no aggressive proselytizing, capiche? Otherwise, sure, go ahead. But you can be sure that religion would be watched VERY closely. Other than that, basic stuff (general equality before the law, programs to make that equality more of a social norm as well, because than the laws are less needed, etc, etc).
Also, everyone will start learning a second language as soon as they start speaking (and showing a modicum of proficiency at) their frst language (on average, this should be about the age of 3-4). That doesn't mean you have to speak two languages, only that you have to try and learn (I do it like this because for some people, like myself, learning two languages may very well be an impossibility. I couldn't even learn one language, and was mute, until I was 4 years old and I went to a special school for speech. Even then, it took a damn long time for me to actually learn English). There are no requisite languages; it can be French and Italian, Mandarin and Russian, whtaver and Whatever.
Note that, since many modern Chinese languages use the same written system, even though they are unintelligable to each other when spoken, if you are a Chinese [erspm who speaks, say, Mandarin, and you chose to learn Cantonese, you would have to chose one other language as well (yes, even another Chinese language based off of the same written characters), if only because when I say one has to learn another language, I mean completely; written system and that which is spoken. If this seems unfair, well, chose a language with different written characters.
Anyway, I could, like many people, go on all day. The language thing only popped up because of the China courses I'm taking this semester.
Yeah, a lot of people would have to be killed... let's see... all politicians from before I was ruler of the world. Sorry politicians who actually want to do good things, but I can't be sure that you actually were trying to be helpful, so you all have to die. Next, I will protect most forms of media; I might fight one or two types of media objectionable for certain age groups, but pretty much, if it can be made without a real person being killed/hurt, than go for it. Religion is... tolerated, but no aggressive proselytizing, capiche? Otherwise, sure, go ahead. But you can be sure that religion would be watched VERY closely. Other than that, basic stuff (general equality before the law, programs to make that equality more of a social norm as well, because than the laws are less needed, etc, etc).
Also, everyone will start learning a second language as soon as they start speaking (and showing a modicum of proficiency at) their frst language (on average, this should be about the age of 3-4). That doesn't mean you have to speak two languages, only that you have to try and learn (I do it like this because for some people, like myself, learning two languages may very well be an impossibility. I couldn't even learn one language, and was mute, until I was 4 years old and I went to a special school for speech. Even then, it took a damn long time for me to actually learn English). There are no requisite languages; it can be French and Italian, Mandarin and Russian, whtaver and Whatever.
Note that, since many modern Chinese languages use the same written system, even though they are unintelligable to each other when spoken, if you are a Chinese [erspm who speaks, say, Mandarin, and you chose to learn Cantonese, you would have to chose one other language as well (yes, even another Chinese language based off of the same written characters), if only because when I say one has to learn another language, I mean completely; written system and that which is spoken. If this seems unfair, well, chose a language with different written characters.
Anyway, I could, like many people, go on all day. The language thing only popped up because of the China courses I'm taking this semester.
Hey dictator of the world, plus i dont think those sort of fans have the mental requirements to defeat a highly trained army.Seraniel said:
Haha, well whatever works xDspartan1077 said:Let the sheeple do what they want. I'll just decline all votes anyways. It'll keep me busySaviordd1 said:
Convert Australia into a giant fortress, then bringing regular death from above in my own private blimp inbetween a life of partying and fanatical obsession to xbox.
New laws, every computer has a mechanism in it whereby you recieve a large electric shock everytime you say something stupid on the internet. People repeatedly trying to make themselves out to be an expert on a subject when they have only skimmed a wikipedia page will be executed in the most painful way possible.
Particularly bad crimes will be dealt with personally by means of me dressing up in a suit of power armour looking suspiciously like the stuff War wears in darksiders, and beating them to death with a blunt stick.
New laws, every computer has a mechanism in it whereby you recieve a large electric shock everytime you say something stupid on the internet. People repeatedly trying to make themselves out to be an expert on a subject when they have only skimmed a wikipedia page will be executed in the most painful way possible.
Particularly bad crimes will be dealt with personally by means of me dressing up in a suit of power armour looking suspiciously like the stuff War wears in darksiders, and beating them to death with a blunt stick.
I would have elections to form a government, then get rid of 2 things....Olive Garden, and the letter C.
I'd try to make it a better place to live. However, some of the methods that come to mind will probably make historians not look back so kindly on my rule.
- More or less equality for everybody (except for me because I'm the boss)
- I'll probably be instituting the laws of The Netherlands everywhere, because I know them the best and they seem like an okayish starting of point. They will be modified on my whim.
- Every mention of religion will be deleted from these laws. I'm not banning religion (although I kind of want to), but no special treatment will be given to Christian, Muslim, Rastafarian, Scientologic(?), etc. institutions like schools and locations where these people can gather (e.g. churches) compared to non-religous groups of people who have organized themselves.
- I'd probably institute some kind of democratic governments for day-to-day running of the countries of the world, because I obviously can't deal with everything.
These things I would probably actually do, but there are some things that would be kind of tempting and a lot more evil (but for the greater good). For instance, I would kind of like to have extremely severe penalties for even the smallest infractions. This would probably mean re-instituting the death penalty and even corporal punishment. I would like to simply remove serious offenders from society and "reeducate" people who are acting like jerks, bullies, unreasonable people, etc. Of course that would also require a high degree of spying on people, some kind of justice system that is far more correct than any current one and a lot of manpower to enforce these rules.
- More or less equality for everybody (except for me because I'm the boss
)- I'll probably be instituting the laws of The Netherlands everywhere, because I know them the best and they seem like an okayish starting of point. They will be modified on my whim.
- Every mention of religion will be deleted from these laws. I'm not banning religion (although I kind of want to), but no special treatment will be given to Christian, Muslim, Rastafarian, Scientologic(?), etc. institutions like schools and locations where these people can gather (e.g. churches) compared to non-religous groups of people who have organized themselves.
- I'd probably institute some kind of democratic governments for day-to-day running of the countries of the world, because I obviously can't deal with everything.
These things I would probably actually do, but there are some things that would be kind of tempting and a lot more evil (but for the greater good). For instance, I would kind of like to have extremely severe penalties for even the smallest infractions. This would probably mean re-instituting the death penalty and even corporal punishment. I would like to simply remove serious offenders from society and "reeducate" people who are acting like jerks, bullies, unreasonable people, etc. Of course that would also require a high degree of spying on people, some kind of justice system that is far more correct than any current one and a lot of manpower to enforce these rules.
1. Ban Caravans/RV's
2. Command Ferrari to bring back the Lancia Stratos at an affordable price for all with the same or similar 65* V6 flat crank engine but this time give it 300 HP or so. Oh, and adjustable pedals and steering wheel.
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Forgot to tell Ferrari to add Fuel-Injection... fuck carburation!
2. Command Ferrari to bring back the Lancia Stratos at an affordable price for all with the same or similar 65* V6 flat crank engine but this time give it 300 HP or so. Oh, and adjustable pedals and steering wheel.
-Edit-
Forgot to tell Ferrari to add Fuel-Injection... fuck carburation!
1.Destroy Fox News
2.Kill members of P.E.T.A(Only the crazy members).
3.Make Weed Legal
4.Take over the Universe
5.Find Alternative Fuel source
6.Punish anyone who says That VideoGames cause murder/rape.
7.Make Bacon One of the food groups
8.Try to find other life in space
9.Execute All child molesters and Rapists after there 3rd Arrest
10.Get rid of People who oppose Gay Marrige
11.Make special Facilites for Endagered species
12.Freeze Hell
13.Try to find Heaven
14.Try my Best to end the war
15.Try My best to solve world hunger
16.Me to be allowed to Punch every healthy person over 18 in the face once.
Shit I got my hands full...
2.Kill members of P.E.T.A(Only the crazy members).
3.Make Weed Legal
4.Take over the Universe
5.Find Alternative Fuel source
6.Punish anyone who says That VideoGames cause murder/rape.
7.Make Bacon One of the food groups
8.Try to find other life in space
9.Execute All child molesters and Rapists after there 3rd Arrest
10.Get rid of People who oppose Gay Marrige
11.Make special Facilites for Endagered species
12.Freeze Hell
13.Try to find Heaven
14.Try my Best to end the war
15.Try My best to solve world hunger
16.Me to be allowed to Punch every healthy person over 18 in the face once.
Shit I got my hands full...
1. I would get someone to issue an apology on my behalf for all of the death and destruction caused by my rise to power.
2. I would raise taxes on video game developers to prove that I have what it takes to make tough decisions.
3. Free hats for monkeys campaign to unite the world behind a common cause.
4. Create secret fleet of black helicopters to fly over middle America dropping empty cans with the chemical symbol for fluoridated water on them.
5. I would turn the UN into a second branch of government but I would fill it with dictators and people who are mean to cats in order to make sure that they are not loved more than me.
6. Try to stop major disasters like global warming and famine unless it is too hard or I get distracted.
2. I would raise taxes on video game developers to prove that I have what it takes to make tough decisions.
3. Free hats for monkeys campaign to unite the world behind a common cause.
4. Create secret fleet of black helicopters to fly over middle America dropping empty cans with the chemical symbol for fluoridated water on them.
5. I would turn the UN into a second branch of government but I would fill it with dictators and people who are mean to cats in order to make sure that they are not loved more than me.
6. Try to stop major disasters like global warming and famine unless it is too hard or I get distracted.
Well my laws would be...
1.The "Evil" Tower (My tower) RULES.
2.The ones that do not obey me will be used as test subjects for my scientist (Mohaha)
3.The ones that like my rules will get one and just one gift.
4.The laws will all start with "The"
5.The maximum amount of millions you may own...is 5.
6.The supreme ruler of awesome makes all of the important dissensions.
7.The Old spice man will voice (trough TV) all my important announcements.
8.The 8 laws be followed and the ones that do not...see law 2.
1.The "Evil" Tower (My tower) RULES.
2.The ones that do not obey me will be used as test subjects for my scientist (Mohaha)
3.The ones that like my rules will get one and just one gift.
4.The laws will all start with "The"
5.The maximum amount of millions you may own...is 5.
6.The supreme ruler of awesome makes all of the important dissensions.
7.The Old spice man will voice (trough TV) all my important announcements.
8.The 8 laws be followed and the ones that do not...see law 2.
