So your over-powered army of awesome has just conquered the world in your name...what now?

[Tonythion]

1.) Make a super impregnable fortress that will look evil but classy.
2.) Equal rights for everyone--people who discriminate will be flogged and banished to a crappy island.
3.) School will be mandatory--either you choose to go to an overall education course or a specialized one.
4.) stop feeding cows corn and feed them grass--humane treatment of all animals.
5.) One big government where we tax people on things like alcohol, nicotine ect and it goes to whatever the people vote for.
6.) All hot people of my choosing will become my concubines.
7.) No more cutting down forests and shit
8.) child molesters, rapists, other evil people will be tortured
9.) criminals will not go to prison but work jobs no one else wants to do--no lounging around, working out and free meals for them!
10.) Have a day in my honor where people sing songs about how awesome I am.

 

[gigastar]

hmm...

0. Discover magic. Refine a technique to bring entities from games into real life under my control.
1. Rewrite history to obliterate all mention of Activision after Bobby Kotick took control of it. If this includes having to make something good dissapear, so be it.
2. Make Bobby Kotick dissapear.
3. Order Valve to make Episode 3 already.
4. Construct a torus around the Earth to serve as my impregnable doom fortress.
5. Liquidate Fox News, literally.
6. Show Mr. Bin-Laden just how futile his effort is, with an army of otherwordly horrors. As for which otherworldly horrors is a bit questionable.
7. Anyone showing open disapproval or in rebellion to my state will be enslaved.
8. Any slaves attempting to flee will be hunted down by actual Hunters from Half-Life. Striders may also be implemented in event of fortified positions.
9. Civilan policing will be handled by Kill Sats [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KillSat]. Fired from the aforementioned torus.
10. All military personell will be trained by the Taskmaster or those who have trained directly under him.
11. Introduce a global currency. We are one state after all.
12. Any riots of any kind will be met with a Macross Missile Massacre. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MacrossMissileMassacre]
13. The internet is still a free domain of expression. Anyone who thinks otherwise will be denied it.
14. Annonymous will police the internet. Any abuse of power will result in the offender being identified, publically.

99 million or so. When everything on earth is sorted, set out to conquer the stars.
99 million or so +1. Punch the guy who made Captcha. Today its Joreskog tionshan.

 

[Queltherio]

I'd make a yearly contest where every year 100 luck people from each country are chosen to fight to the death in a giant arena. Other then that I would have the world stay the same.

 

[jamradar]

Create a massive space station paradise that only me, the family members that I like and my closest friends into.

Then drop nuclear bombs on the Earth and watch as whoever survived try's to recreate civilization then whenever he gets close kill him, then watch the process all over again with someone else.

 

[Saviordd1]

if you end up outnumbered 100 to 1 due to humanity being filled with idiots you wont stand much of a chance unless your army is trained like spartans (not the halo tarted ones)

Trained like Spartans? They will be spartans, with laser beams for eyes and the ability to melt faces with their pure testosterone.

Put all the worlds scientists (with relevant skills) to work on making the holodeck a reality. Then probably send out assassins to finish off anything that even looks like a fantasy cliche. I refuse to be overthrown by some farm orphan turned hero.

I like the second part xD

1.Destroy Fox News
2.Kill members of P.E.T.A(Only the crazy members).
3.Make Weed Legal
4.Take over the Universe
5.Find Alternative Fuel source
6.Punish anyone who says That VideoGames cause murder/rape.
7.Make Bacon One of the food groups
8.Try to find other life in space
9.Execute All child molesters and Rapists after there 3rd Arrest
10.Get rid of People who oppose Gay Marrige
11.Make special Facilites for Endagered species
12.Freeze Hell
13.Try to find Heaven
14.Try my Best to end the war
15.Try My best to solve world hunger
16.Me to be allowed to Punch every healthy person over 18 in the face once.

Shit I got my hands full...

3rd arrest? Why not the first? XD

Well my laws would be...
1.The "Evil" Tower (My tower) RULES.
2.The ones that do not obey me will be used as test subjects for my scientist (Mohaha)
3.The ones that like my rules will get one and just one gift.
4.The laws will all start with "The"
5.The maximum amount of millions you may own...is 5.
6.The supreme ruler of awesome makes all of the important dissensions.
7.The Old spice man will voice (trough TV) all my important announcements.
8.The 8 laws be followed and the ones that do not...see law 2.

Number 7 is very awesome

 

[Saviordd1]

The world is yours, you have an army of battle droids or demons or just people, whatever you choose, but what now? Will you rule the world as an iron fisted tyrant, fair handed dealer? What would you do as supreme (input leader title here) of the world?

As for me i would put the following rules/laws into play within days of winning world war 3 or whatever
1: Equal rights for everyone, period, except the leaders of the nations that opposed me, they become my personal bathroom scrubbers.
2: Anyone who is obviously really stupid will be either banished to the mines or if they refuse executed
3: If senior citizens stop serving a truthful purpose in life after 70 years of age they will be peacefully put down
4: Rapists, murderers and anything equally evil will be punished by death within a day of being found guilty
5: Fox news will be shut down and its building burnt and its employees sent to work at a subway
6: If anyone blames the worlds problems on video games again they will be thrown into a ring of honor with a hungry tiger
7: A code of honor will be taught in school, similarly any punks or wanna be gangstas will be sent to re-education facilites
8: All fast food except pinera bread and subway will be shut down
9: Schools will teach both evolution AND various religious ideals so the kids can make their own choices
10: Osama bin-laden will be found, and then thrown into space, because...well, im king of the world
11: Justin beiber will be asked nicely to stop making music, if he refuses i will have him executed in front of his fans
12: Same thing as justin goes for all other things that spawn annoying fans (twilight included)

And the list goes on, how about you though? what would you do with this power? I'd be interested to see what you all say
(This is supposed to be a fun little question, dont turn it into a flame war)

You sir have cited the teenage 'intellectual' wet dream.

No matter how you look at it, you are a tyrant and unjust leader.

Did i imply i wasnt going to be a tyrant or an overall bad leader? My apologies I know i'd be a dick leader but i'd have a slight nice twist to it. Sorta like id be evil to the degree that my policies wouldn't be well liked but i wouldn't be strangling kittens in my spare time

 

[rokkolpo]

I'd fuck up bad.

Power+any person on earth=big fuck up xD

......I'd likely rampage some cities.(or all)

 

[rubinigosa]

Well my laws would be...
1.The "Evil" Tower (My tower) RULES.
2.The ones that do not obey me will be used as test subjects for my scientist (Mohaha)
3.The ones that like my rules will get one and just one gift.
4.The laws will all start with "The"
5.The maximum amount of millions you may own...is 5.
6.The supreme ruler of awesome makes all of the important dissensions.
7.The Old spice man will voice (trough TV) all my important announcements.
8.The 8 laws be followed and the ones that do not...see law 2.

Number 7 is very awesome

Following law 3...Your gift is...cake.

 

[drisky]

I'd start investigating why a super powered army has suddenly put me in control, thats more then suspicious and I'm probably a pawn for some evil alien.

The world is yours, you have an army of battle droids or demons or just people, whatever you choose, but what now? Will you rule the world as an iron fisted tyrant, fair handed dealer? What would you do as supreme (input leader title here) of the world?

As for me i would put the following rules/laws into play within days of winning world war 3 or whatever
1: Equal rights for everyone, period, except the leaders of the nations that opposed me, they become my personal bathroom scrubbers.
2: Anyone who is obviously really stupid will be either banished to the mines or if they refuse executed
3: If senior citizens stop serving a truthful purpose in life after 70 years of age they will be peacefully put down
4: Rapists, murderers and anything equally evil will be punished by death within a day of being found guilty
5: Fox news will be shut down and its building burnt and its employees sent to work at a subway
6: If anyone blames the worlds problems on video games again they will be thrown into a ring of honor with a hungry tiger
7: A code of honor will be taught in school, similarly any punks or wanna be gangstas will be sent to re-education facilites
8: All fast food except pinera bread and subway will be shut down
9: Schools will teach both evolution AND various religious ideals so the kids can make their own choices
10: Osama bin-laden will be found, and then thrown into space, because...well, im king of the world
11: Justin beiber will be asked nicely to stop making music, if he refuses i will have him executed in front of his fans
12: Same thing as justin goes for all other things that spawn annoying fans (twilight included)

And the list goes on, how about you though? what would you do with this power? I'd be interested to see what you all say
(This is supposed to be a fun little question, dont turn it into a flame war)

You sir have cited the teenage 'intellectual' wet dream.

No matter how you look at it, you are a tyrant and unjust leader.

Did i imply i wasnt going to be a tyrant or an overall bad leader? My apologies I know i'd be a dick leader but i'd have a slight nice twist to it. Sorta like id be evil to the degree that my policies wouldn't be well liked but i wouldn't be strangling kittens in my spare time

My favorite part was who many of them contradicted rule number 1

 

[itsausernamewhatofit]

The world is yours, you have an army of battle droids or demons or just people, whatever you choose, but what now? Will you rule the world as an iron fisted tyrant, fair handed dealer? What would you do as supreme (input leader title here) of the world?

As for me i would put the following rules/laws into play within days of winning world war 3 or whatever
1: Equal rights for everyone, period, except the leaders of the nations that opposed me, they become my personal bathroom scrubbers.
2: Anyone who is obviously really stupid will be either banished to the mines or if they refuse executed
3: If senior citizens stop serving a truthful purpose in life after 70 years of age they will be peacefully put down
4: Rapists, murderers and anything equally evil will be punished by death within a day of being found guilty
5: Fox news will be shut down and its building burnt and its employees sent to work at a subway
6: If anyone blames the worlds problems on video games again they will be thrown into a ring of honor with a hungry tiger
7: A code of honor will be taught in school, similarly any punks or wanna be gangstas will be sent to re-education facilites
8: All fast food except pinera bread and subway will be shut down
9: Schools will teach both evolution AND various religious ideals so the kids can make their own choices
10: Osama bin-laden will be found, and then thrown into space, because...well, im king of the world
11: Justin beiber will be asked nicely to stop making music, if he refuses i will have him executed in front of his fans
12: Same thing as justin goes for all other things that spawn annoying fans (twilight included)

And the list goes on, how about you though? what would you do with this power? I'd be interested to see what you all say
(This is supposed to be a fun little question, dont turn it into a flame war)

your country is the kind I WANNA LIVE IN!
Seriously that would be a utopia 'course I would suggest having fox torched WHILE the world was being taken over (that can't happen soon enough)

 

[rayen020]

Day 1-7; Convene a meeting of all my top officials. Remap world for maximum efficiency, each area should be self sustaining at least and be able to produce exports for other parts of the world at best. establish plans for world transport systems. world language nominations. Martial law put into place.

Day 8; public address to the people of the world. A language for all humans will be chosen and be taught in addition to native languages. Plans formed the week before will be announced.

Day 9; provincial election campaigns will begin. State sponsored TV, Radio and Internet stations established and brought online.

Day 40; elections. provincial rulers will be chosen democratically. World wide vote for nominated languages. Martial Law removed except in trouble spots.

Day 50; elections end.

Day 60; Elected leaders gather in Sri Lanka (my capital BTW) and we draw up constitution of the people. work on world highways, other transport systems and world energy grid begins.

From there i have several pet projects that would be implemented including advance astronomical stations. moonbase and space station/colony and eventually space going military fleet. Also reconstruction of Africa, Middle east project "settle the fuck down", and also making a nature friendly human race. most of Brazil and large swathes of africa will be given over to nature preserves. Solar panels installed on roofs and in good areas. hydroelectric and thermal energy hotspots located and exploited.

Basic laws;
- Rape and Murder will punishable by death.
- Freedom of religion
- provicial Elections Will be held every 5 years
- five child limit except in case of multiple births
- universal healthcare payed by taxes
- taxes levied based on provincial output
- trial by jury 5 peers with judge, three stages of appeals court including the world supreme tribunal. (supreme court)
- penal servitude and public service plus psychiatric regimens for other criminals including Thefts, drug dealing, smuggling, assult, adultry, and failure to paytaxes.

 

[Dfskelleton]

First, I'd get some hardcore looking golden armor to cover myself in and an awesome gold helmet to hide my true face, something cool looking, maybe like Isaac Clarke's helmet but a bit more classy. My original army would get similar silver armor and helmets and become the main enforcers, protecting the peace of the planet. I would then make sure that everyone is treated fairly, and that all who oppose the safety of innocents be captured and recieve a swift, painless death in their sleep. As Duke Nukem would say, "Let God sort 'em out!". I'd then genetically engineer a giant squid who I would ride to public events on. I'd then attempt to colonize mars.

 

[theonlyblaze2]

We got a whole damn universe to conquer, can't stop at Earth.

 

[loc978]

Man, I'd have a lot of work ahead of me at that point...
At the end, there would be a lot fewer rich people, the rich wouldn't be as rich, welfare would be reformed to resemble military training, there would be a whole lot more people who are (compulsively) surgically sterilized, and my robot armies would probably have to put down a lot of rebellions instigated by religious folks.

 

[WorldCritic]

I would hand my empire over to an obviously evil but stupid politician and then build up an army and lead a rebellion to retake over my empire.

Or maybe I would just have everything I hate destroyed one by one, but the first one sounds more fun.

 

[sleeky01]

5: Fox news will be shut down and its building burnt and its employees sent to work at a subway

The transportation system or sandwich shop.

 

[That's Funny]

Simple isn't it? I invade reality and tell it that it's laws belong to me.

 

[holographicman]

nobody goes hungry