Saviordd1 said:
The world is yours, you have an army of battle droids or demons or just people, whatever you choose, but what now? Will you rule the world as an iron fisted tyrant, fair handed dealer? What would you do as supreme (input leader title here) of the world?
As for me i would put the following rules/laws into play within days of winning world war 3 or whatever
1: Equal rights for everyone, period, except the leaders of the nations that opposed me, they become my personal bathroom scrubbers.
2: Anyone who is obviously really stupid will be either banished to the mines or if they refuse executed
3: If senior citizens stop serving a truthful purpose in life after 70 years of age they will be peacefully put down
You got yourself one of those flawed "peaceful" dictatorship plans. You have your equal rights at #1, but then your #s 2 and 3 contradict it. People can't have Equal Rights if one group is forced into something that the other isn't.
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1.) First off, I would make Obama my court jester. He would amuse me by trying to explain his stupid socialist ideas to me, then I would press a button and a pie dispenser would shoot pies at him.
2.) Speaking of socialism among other things. I would have every bit of literature that supports Socialism or Communism burned. If anybody speaks out for these ideas, they will be jailed. I'd build a gigantic system of jailing/prison complexes in the Sahara desert.
3.) People will not get help from the government unless they have a legitimate reason. Petitions for help from my leadership will undergo a month long investigation. If you are deemed unfit for work more medical reasons, then you will get help. But if you are able bodied, you will have to work for what you need and want.
4.) If you don't have a college degree, you can't get a college level work placement. I don't care how smart you are or what connections you have on the inside. If it is found a person was hired because of connections and they don't have the educational qualifications for the job, the person that brought the new hire in by their connection and the new hire will serve a mandatory minimum of 2 months in jail.
5.) College will always count as experience. Four years of college equals 4 years of experience. That way the job market is a more level playing field. That way the number of college graduates that can't get a job isn't effected by stupid experience barriers that employers demand. Employers can hire who they want but they can't immediately turn away people fresh out of college. If they hire somebody fresh out of college and it turns out they aren't quite suited yet for the job, employers have to give the person at least two weeks to learn the ropes by themselves or with help from staff in the employers company.
6.) English will become the world language by law. If you want, you can still teach your kids their native language, but they will also have to learn English. Because of this, foreign languages, will be delegated in colleges to personal interest electives, and will not be a requirement for any degree except for degrees that specifically deal with foreign languages.
7.) Wendy's will be proclaimed the fast food king. The first Friday of every month will be free Wendy's food day.
8.) People will be punished for supporting the idea that global warming is a real threat. My leadership's stance on the matter is yes the Earth goes through natural heating and cooling phases, but we have no discernible effect on it that could harm us any time soon, in thousands of years if people want an estimate on when it might effect us.
9.) Teams from Microsoft, Sony, Nintendo, and other technology groups will be forced to come together to work on the Enterprise project, which will be to work towards creating holodecks. Other tech teams will be working on the Mars project which will be the new world space program. Its first two goals are to set bases on the moon and terraform Mars. Then its next goal is to create fast and easy space travel so that we can search for new life and see if there are other civilizations. The money, from former socialist countries, that was used for socialist health care, will be routed to these projects.
10.) Books will be deemed as a protected media, meaning that books will still be published in book form. For people that want to read how things were truly meant to be read.
11.) Abortion will only be allowed if it is deemed that the pregnancy is a danger to the mother's health. Because it is inconvenient or you don't want to be a parent is not an excuse, if you don't want to be a parent, give the kid up for adoption.
12.) People of course can retire whenever they want if they have the money. 65 though, will be deemed as retirement age. At that point, if people don't have enough money to live on without working, the government will give each retired person an $2500 stipend each month. If a person has enough money saved up to live off of at that time, then they don't get the stipend, but if they start to run out of their own personal funds, then they can apply to get the stipend. In my society, the old will not be left by the wayside. The elderly are the holders of age old wisdom, unless they lose their minds when they get older.
13.) Payroll taxes will be a thing of the past. All taxes will come from the sale of non-food goods. No food will be taxed, doesn't matter if it is food that is normally deemed bad for people. Sales tax will be brought up to between 20 and 25%. There will be no property taxes either. Once you buy property, it is yours until you sell it or die and will it to somebody else.
14.) Capitalism will be the system. Also, only Conservatives will have positions of power in my government.
15.) Until I find my special someone, every Saturday night will be "Who wants to be my Empress" Night at the newly constructed O'Brian recreation center and theme park. All applicants eat free that night, event starts at 5pm and ends at midnight. It will strictly be a meet and greet and get to know. I will choose one girl each Saturday night to talk to. I will use the time that night and the time until the next Saturday, to decide if I want to pursue a relationship with the girl I chose. During that first week, she will be given her own private room in my palace to stay in for free. All of her life obligations for that week will be frozen, meaning she can't get fired from her job, or if she is in college, she will receive mandatory assignment extensions for anything due that week or the next. If it turns out the girl isn't for me at the end of the week, she will be given one of her greatest desires/wishes(within what I find reasonable). If I find that I am interested in the girl, and she is interested in me. I will suspend the Saturday girl search nights. They will be reinstated if the relationship doesn't workout, or done away with entirely if I marry the girl.
16.) Anything else I deem to be the law of the world will be so. Since I am now drawing a blank on ideas.
