My goals as leader of the world would be:
1. Freedom of speech and religion.
2. Freedom to pursue personal happiness in any fashion as long as it does not bring harm to another or cause the individual to become a burden on society.
3. Talk loudly, and carry a HUMONGOUS stick.
4. Normalization of climate and growing conditions across as much of the world as possible, to ensure self sufficiency for all the people of the world, and forced segregation of any group refusing to leave any area where self-sufficiency is unobtainable..basically, if you insist on being a burden...screw off and die...preferably quickly, so the rest of us can forget you ever existed and get back to the business of advancing ourselves as enlightened citizens of the galaxy.
5. Create a semi-self aware robotic police force in the spirit of 'Gort' from 'The day the Earth stood still' who would enforce such laws as I deem fit to pass.
6. Employ a codified system of law with specific, narrowly defined punishments for all infractions. These would range from community service to public flogging, to being drawn, quartered, and then disintegrated in public.
7. Require every individual to spend 15 years of their life attending some form of school at least 4 hours per day, with the option to achieve certification in a general, broad format of educational topics, or achieve specialized credentials in a more narrow aspect of knowledge such as nursing, medicine, religion or various scientific venues.
8. Put EVERYONE to work. The government would still be the employer of last resort, but rather than idiotic make-work, we would find you something analogous to your talents (based on interview and test scores) to do. No longer would a physicist be forced to take a day-job as a doorman, for example.
9. As the employer of last resort, failing all else, forced re-education combined with sleep learning, hypnotism, counseling and good old fashioned brain washing would be employed where needed to turn less-than-contributing individuals into functional members of society. No appeals, no ifs ands or buts.
10. A world focus on space exploration and colonization with the goal of establishing no less than 5 self sufficient offworld colonies per year, every year. This primary directive would be programmed into my police force so that even if I die or am assassinated, the next world leader would be forced to continue with this program.
11. Establishment of a 4 day work-week, with 10 hour days, paid lunches, day care and a focus on teamwork in the grand tradition of Japanese automakers.
12. Establishment of a worldwide 'exercise time' based on timezone. Robots in every household would, as extended sub-members of the police force, be able to force, by physical means if necessary, all members of a household to partake in a period of exercise each day, as their physical condition permits. Adjunct to this, each house would have a 'chef' robot who would rule the refrigerator with an iron fist and a stun gun (grin). Everyone would receive physical examinations monthly and their dietary needs would be surmised from these exams, then they would be required to adhere to a specific diet, with room for snacking and enjoyment of course, on a daily basis. No human would cook for themselves unless they are out camping, thus avoiding a myriad of food-based sins by humankind.
13. Enforced respect and care for the elderly, the infirm and the disabled.
14. Enforced mutual respect and equality in all matters for all aspects of humanity and the sexes.
Meh, that would do for a start...the mile tall statue of me and the world museum of bacon can come later.
